Eliza Horn(y)berry
@elizathornyberry.bsky.social
You’ll never believe what the meerkats tell me
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When I eat a carrot without dipping it in ranch
3 canker sores at one time….
November 25, 2024 at 10:28 PM
3 canker sores at one time….
Nothing says “Home for the Holidays” like having to take a cold shower because your little brother spent 25 minutes jerking off in the shower before you
November 25, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Nothing says “Home for the Holidays” like having to take a cold shower because your little brother spent 25 minutes jerking off in the shower before you
Looks like dinner tonight is going to be two melatonin gummies
November 23, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Looks like dinner tonight is going to be two melatonin gummies
~*when he eats you out with Pringles duck lips*~
November 23, 2024 at 8:42 PM
~*when he eats you out with Pringles duck lips*~
Reposted by Eliza Horn(y)berry
Sour patch melatonin gummies. First they’re sour. Then they’re
November 23, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Sour patch melatonin gummies. First they’re sour. Then they’re
Having 2 brain cells >>>>>
November 23, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Having 2 brain cells >>>>>
BlueSky must be crashing again case it’s not showing the likes I get on my posts
November 22, 2024 at 9:51 PM
BlueSky must be crashing again case it’s not showing the likes I get on my posts
Magic erasers do not (🙂↔️) treat chlamydia
November 22, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Magic erasers do not (🙂↔️) treat chlamydia
The unspeakable things I did as a preteen thinking about her
November 22, 2024 at 7:30 PM
The unspeakable things I did as a preteen thinking about her
Happy birthday to The PinkPrint 💕
November 22, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Happy birthday to The PinkPrint 💕
Arby’s is still building new locations?????
Seems like a really bad business model when only my uncle eats there
Seems like a really bad business model when only my uncle eats there
November 22, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Arby’s is still building new locations?????
Seems like a really bad business model when only my uncle eats there
Seems like a really bad business model when only my uncle eats there
Fellas, is it gay to eat the pink balloons in Lucky Charms?
November 22, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Fellas, is it gay to eat the pink balloons in Lucky Charms?
Beat the pre-diabetes allegations
a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is smiling and waving at the camera .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is smiling and waving at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Beat the pre-diabetes allegations
I stay watching non-boiling pots
November 22, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I stay watching non-boiling pots
Red Delicious apples have a lot of confidence calling themselves delicious
November 22, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Red Delicious apples have a lot of confidence calling themselves delicious
Apartment complexes will name themselves “Ridgewood on the Waterfront” and the “waterfront” will be a retention pond
November 21, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Apartment complexes will name themselves “Ridgewood on the Waterfront” and the “waterfront” will be a retention pond
5 out of 5 doctors agree; you can cure age-related osteoporosis by streaming SZA’s CTRL
November 21, 2024 at 4:39 PM
5 out of 5 doctors agree; you can cure age-related osteoporosis by streaming SZA’s CTRL
My roommate listens to Papa Roach in the shower
November 21, 2024 at 2:09 AM
My roommate listens to Papa Roach in the shower
BlueSky found my demographic a little too quickly
November 20, 2024 at 11:50 PM
BlueSky found my demographic a little too quickly
Ok, but when is the live-action Shrek movie coming out?
November 20, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Ok, but when is the live-action Shrek movie coming out?
I stg I would have had a viral tweet if BlueSky hadn’t been down all afternoon 😥
November 20, 2024 at 10:58 PM
I stg I would have had a viral tweet if BlueSky hadn’t been down all afternoon 😥
🎶You wanna see some ass? I wanna see some (Kohl’s) cash🎶
November 20, 2024 at 9:16 PM
🎶You wanna see some ass? I wanna see some (Kohl’s) cash🎶
Trump has the option to redeem himself if he names Jimmy Neutron as Captain of the Space Force
November 20, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Trump has the option to redeem himself if he names Jimmy Neutron as Captain of the Space Force
“Is somebody gonna match my nasty?”
November 20, 2024 at 7:41 PM
“Is somebody gonna match my nasty?”