elizabeth kelsey
@elizakels.bsky.social
heal yourself ᥫ᭡.
heal the world ࣪ ִֶָ☾.֎
https://open.substack.com/pub/elizabethkelsey?r=2pbdvh&utm_medium=ios
heal the world ࣪ ִֶָ☾.֎
https://open.substack.com/pub/elizabethkelsey?r=2pbdvh&utm_medium=ios
My childhood room now houses my moms Lego obsession
December 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My childhood room now houses my moms Lego obsession
Is it SAD or just the normal strain of depression??
December 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Is it SAD or just the normal strain of depression??
I just got hit by a pat in a parking lot, as a pedestrian and the driver tried to yell at ME.
Christmas really brings out the best in people 🙃
Christmas really brings out the best in people 🙃
December 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I just got hit by a pat in a parking lot, as a pedestrian and the driver tried to yell at ME.
Christmas really brings out the best in people 🙃
Christmas really brings out the best in people 🙃
Don't fuck with poets
If you come at me with your racism, I am going to rub your face in the dirt, lol. I carry my parents and grandparents in my accent. I will never be ashamed of it. Cry more.
December 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Don't fuck with poets
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If you come at me with your racism, I am going to rub your face in the dirt, lol. I carry my parents and grandparents in my accent. I will never be ashamed of it. Cry more.
December 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If you come at me with your racism, I am going to rub your face in the dirt, lol. I carry my parents and grandparents in my accent. I will never be ashamed of it. Cry more.
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In 25 months, since this regime was installed through a rigged election, I have not heard from either of my two Democratic senators. Not a single time. No letter, no email, no mailer, no flyer.. NUTHIN.
@booker.senate.gov & @andykimnj.bsky.social
YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC TRAITORS.
@booker.senate.gov & @andykimnj.bsky.social
YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC TRAITORS.
December 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
In 25 months, since this regime was installed through a rigged election, I have not heard from either of my two Democratic senators. Not a single time. No letter, no email, no mailer, no flyer.. NUTHIN.
@booker.senate.gov & @andykimnj.bsky.social
YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC TRAITORS.
@booker.senate.gov & @andykimnj.bsky.social
YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC TRAITORS.
Christmas miracles exists🥹
seeing both Andrew Tate and Jake Paul get knocked out this weekend
December 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Christmas miracles exists🥹
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Put it in the Louvre 😭😭😭
December 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Put it in the Louvre 😭😭😭
I'd kill for a turkey club on light rye
December 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I'd kill for a turkey club on light rye
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John Deere got this video taken off our YouTube for two weeks. It took our lawyers reaching out to YouTube to get it back up.
The video lays out how a handful of corporations took control of the agriculture industry, bankrupting farmers and screwing us all over.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl02...
The video lays out how a handful of corporations took control of the agriculture industry, bankrupting farmers and screwing us all over.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl02...
We Went to Arkansas. The Farm Crisis Will Shock You
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
John Deere got this video taken off our YouTube for two weeks. It took our lawyers reaching out to YouTube to get it back up.
The video lays out how a handful of corporations took control of the agriculture industry, bankrupting farmers and screwing us all over.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl02...
The video lays out how a handful of corporations took control of the agriculture industry, bankrupting farmers and screwing us all over.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl02...
The actual reason the check was for $1776 is because that was the year we got our "independence" is so crazy that it makes sense but is the dumbest thing I've ever heard
Like space force
Like space force
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The actual reason the check was for $1776 is because that was the year we got our "independence" is so crazy that it makes sense but is the dumbest thing I've ever heard
Like space force
Like space force
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Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly. We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly. We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
How long has flu a been h1n1??? No way it was always swine flu
December 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
How long has flu a been h1n1??? No way it was always swine flu
Me after everyone in my home test positive for flu A and I vomit for 45 minutes: I am not getting sick, I am getting the sick out
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Me after everyone in my home test positive for flu A and I vomit for 45 minutes: I am not getting sick, I am getting the sick out
Being the mother of a 2.5 year old means day dreaming about solitary confinement
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Being the mother of a 2.5 year old means day dreaming about solitary confinement
No one feels more sorry for a man than himself
December 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
No one feels more sorry for a man than himself
Just saw the news, I vividly remember sharing this 12 years and one day ago...
Still no changes have been made
Still no changes have been made
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Just saw the news, I vividly remember sharing this 12 years and one day ago...
Still no changes have been made
Still no changes have been made
happy hollydays
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
happy hollydays
Trying to figure out how to explain to my child that laughs and smiles can be happy and sad, and that's the unfair truth of the world
December 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Trying to figure out how to explain to my child that laughs and smiles can be happy and sad, and that's the unfair truth of the world
Okay, saw "wicked: for good" with a friend and her daughter. It was terrible. Not terrible in an all over way, the costumes and sets were stunning. Musical numbers had pizzaz. But something about this goodwashing of galinda is infuriating. It's like the whole point of the show is missed...
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Okay, saw "wicked: for good" with a friend and her daughter. It was terrible. Not terrible in an all over way, the costumes and sets were stunning. Musical numbers had pizzaz. But something about this goodwashing of galinda is infuriating. It's like the whole point of the show is missed...
I never regret saying the wrong thing as much as I regret saying nothing
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I never regret saying the wrong thing as much as I regret saying nothing
I'll never understand how we let men convince the world they had their shit together
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I'll never understand how we let men convince the world they had their shit together