point and laugh at this caucasian crispation

amazed to me that people are just now starting to realize that pirate software is a cringe guy as if anyone that talks with the attitude that he does is ever actually cool

neil de-brass tyson and he’s just really good at the tuba

is skibidi the action? is it a state of being? can i "skibidi" someone, or am i "skibing" them? is it a "skib"? these are the questions we need plato to answer, for no human alive right now has the answers! @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com get plato on the phone

she phas on my phobia til i show up on the UV flashlight
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fucked up that plaid is spelt how it is

Gorillas have famously small penis to body ratios

tv off beat 1 > tv off beat 2

I stand firmly in the camp that Thanksgiving is an October holiday and NOT a November holiday.

🧊🫘 (cool beans)

It blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 4.67 billion miles away, but I lose Wi-Fi signal in my kitchen.

Although fr, I know that no one on here really cares about me yet, but I want to try and be somewhat active on here at least. Never really got into Twitter before it became... that... but I'll give this mini-blog platform a bit of a shot.

chat im on bluesky now (lets hope that this doesnt turn into the shitshow that twixxer is)