Elizabeth Gomez (Juanna Rumbel)
@elizabethgomez.bsky.social
Writer, podcaster, public speaker, pain in your a**, but adorably funny.
Never forget Cricket.
October 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Never forget Cricket.
And in case you missed the clip. Here it is.
October 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
And in case you missed the clip. Here it is.
Umma & my emo texted this to me (wait til the end). In all my years of trying my best, I never expected my mom & emo to see this.
IMMIGRANTS MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT.
Umma, among so many others, work so hard to make this world better. I am proud to be an immigrant's daughter.
I am 😭. I 🩷 my Umma!
IMMIGRANTS MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT.
Umma, among so many others, work so hard to make this world better. I am proud to be an immigrant's daughter.
I am 😭. I 🩷 my Umma!
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Umma & my emo texted this to me (wait til the end). In all my years of trying my best, I never expected my mom & emo to see this.
IMMIGRANTS MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT.
Umma, among so many others, work so hard to make this world better. I am proud to be an immigrant's daughter.
I am 😭. I 🩷 my Umma!
IMMIGRANTS MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT.
Umma, among so many others, work so hard to make this world better. I am proud to be an immigrant's daughter.
I am 😭. I 🩷 my Umma!
Now that the march is over, here are some places that could use your help:
- Street Vendor Fund
- Meals on Wheels Chicago
- National Immigrant Justice Center (admin matters)
- Disrupt and interrupt these🧊fuckers (Google whistles and ICE)
You can't do it all, but we can all do a little more. Do it.
- Street Vendor Fund
- Meals on Wheels Chicago
- National Immigrant Justice Center (admin matters)
- Disrupt and interrupt these🧊fuckers (Google whistles and ICE)
You can't do it all, but we can all do a little more. Do it.
October 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Now that the march is over, here are some places that could use your help:
- Street Vendor Fund
- Meals on Wheels Chicago
- National Immigrant Justice Center (admin matters)
- Disrupt and interrupt these🧊fuckers (Google whistles and ICE)
You can't do it all, but we can all do a little more. Do it.
- Street Vendor Fund
- Meals on Wheels Chicago
- National Immigrant Justice Center (admin matters)
- Disrupt and interrupt these🧊fuckers (Google whistles and ICE)
You can't do it all, but we can all do a little more. Do it.
Things I'm more interested in discussing more than Charlie Kirk.
Before you @ me - I don't condone violence ever AND I can still think that guy was a dick.
Before you @ me - I don't condone violence ever AND I can still think that guy was a dick.
September 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Things I'm more interested in discussing more than Charlie Kirk.
Before you @ me - I don't condone violence ever AND I can still think that guy was a dick.
Before you @ me - I don't condone violence ever AND I can still think that guy was a dick.
Update on jumpsuits from Lake House Inn supper club. Hahahahah
September 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Update on jumpsuits from Lake House Inn supper club. Hahahahah
Wanna read a story about how much I hate standing in line at Starbucks? Here it is: tinyurl.com/2s3jjyh6
August 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Wanna read a story about how much I hate standing in line at Starbucks? Here it is: tinyurl.com/2s3jjyh6
One of the best days of my Chicago Life. Get me these pants!
July 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
One of the best days of my Chicago Life. Get me these pants!
To think that I was so impressed that we could download music from the sky to our phones but now this? A SHELL THAT STANDS UP? My god, #oldelpaso ....just when we thought taco technology reached its peak.
July 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
To think that I was so impressed that we could download music from the sky to our phones but now this? A SHELL THAT STANDS UP? My god, #oldelpaso ....just when we thought taco technology reached its peak.
Just read how a woman bought a house selling photos of her toes. I HAVE TOES.
July 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Just read how a woman bought a house selling photos of her toes. I HAVE TOES.
LET'S GO 🔥🔥🔥🔥Tonight at 7:30 @gmantavern.com
May 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
LET'S GO 🔥🔥🔥🔥Tonight at 7:30 @gmantavern.com
Sometimes I fun on the internet.
May 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Sometimes I fun on the internet.
One week from today, I'm hosting the most fierce battle of words at Write Club Chicago at Gman. Let's hear some stories and punch some Nazis! Just kidding no nazis allowed.
May 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
One week from today, I'm hosting the most fierce battle of words at Write Club Chicago at Gman. Let's hear some stories and punch some Nazis! Just kidding no nazis allowed.
WELP. That was a journey!
May 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
WELP. That was a journey!
I am knee deep in paying the ADHD stress tax today! COME SEE ME FAIL AT WRITE CLUB TONIGHT!
April 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I am knee deep in paying the ADHD stress tax today! COME SEE ME FAIL AT WRITE CLUB TONIGHT!
Tell me a bitch can't cut her own bangs. And yes, I'm going through something. Hahahhahaha
April 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Tell me a bitch can't cut her own bangs. And yes, I'm going through something. Hahahhahaha
Every part of my heart is symbolized in this photo. It only needs a pet and a hot butchy babe that I'm too scared to talk to.
March 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Every part of my heart is symbolized in this photo. It only needs a pet and a hot butchy babe that I'm too scared to talk to.
I love being able to ride my bike in Chicago in March AND AT THE SAME TIME I fear our demise as the torrid searing flames of the sun turns the earth into its own Weber grill.
March 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I love being able to ride my bike in Chicago in March AND AT THE SAME TIME I fear our demise as the torrid searing flames of the sun turns the earth into its own Weber grill.
I had so much fun at Outspoken tonight - first Tuesday of every month at Sidetrack! FREE AND real life QUEER stories! Get with it.
February 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I had so much fun at Outspoken tonight - first Tuesday of every month at Sidetrack! FREE AND real life QUEER stories! Get with it.
CHICAGO!! This is where you wanna be tonight!
February 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
CHICAGO!! This is where you wanna be tonight!
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January 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Two spots left! Sign up today: www.eventbrite.com/e/write-on-m...
This week was rough because my birthday was Monday and 😫😫😫😫 but then I woke up this morning to find someone gifted me a unicorn head and everything made sense again.
January 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This week was rough because my birthday was Monday and 😫😫😫😫 but then I woke up this morning to find someone gifted me a unicorn head and everything made sense again.
I'm not one to tell you what to do but ask your friends to make self portraits on river rocks for your garden. You will not regret it.
January 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm not one to tell you what to do but ask your friends to make self portraits on river rocks for your garden. You will not regret it.
NEVER FORGET
September 17, 2023 at 9:17 PM
NEVER FORGET