Elizabeth Gomez (Juanna Rumbel)
@elizabethgomez.bsky.social
Writer, podcaster, public speaker, pain in your a**, but adorably funny.
I don't know how many times I need to learn this lesson: Converse are NOT snow shoes.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I don't know how many times I need to learn this lesson: Converse are NOT snow shoes.
Contact @jbpritzker.bsky.social to let him know you support the Terminally Ill Act in Illinois. It matters.
Bill legalizing physician-assisted suicide heads to Pritzker's desk
A bill has passed both Illinois chambers that would allow doctors to prescribe aid-in-dying medication to people who have a terminal disease.
www.usatoday.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Contact @jbpritzker.bsky.social to let him know you support the Terminally Ill Act in Illinois. It matters.
This was both the most exhilarating and heartbreaking week of my life.
a baseball player for the blue jays holds his glove up
ALT: a baseball player for the blue jays holds his glove up
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This was both the most exhilarating and heartbreaking week of my life.
- Looks like SNAP deposits will not happen on Nov. 1, but if you have any leftover funds from Oct, you will be able to use it.
- WIC will not be affected (this program really saved my ass as a young mom)
- Find a program - wegotyouillinois.org
- Please give to local orgs & check on your seniors!
- WIC will not be affected (this program really saved my ass as a young mom)
- Find a program - wegotyouillinois.org
- Please give to local orgs & check on your seniors!
Nutrition Programs | We Got You Illinois
Hunger affects communities throughout Chicago and Cook County and we’re working to put an end to it. Give, volunteer, or take action to support our efforts.
wegotyouillinois.org
October 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
- Looks like SNAP deposits will not happen on Nov. 1, but if you have any leftover funds from Oct, you will be able to use it.
- WIC will not be affected (this program really saved my ass as a young mom)
- Find a program - wegotyouillinois.org
- Please give to local orgs & check on your seniors!
- WIC will not be affected (this program really saved my ass as a young mom)
- Find a program - wegotyouillinois.org
- Please give to local orgs & check on your seniors!
The greatest lesson from Love is Blind is that Love is Not Blind.
October 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The greatest lesson from Love is Blind is that Love is Not Blind.
Never forget Cricket.
October 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Never forget Cricket.
A long thread re #Nokingsday
People ask why we marched for No Kings Day when there will be no change. And to be clear, I did it AND I believe we should burn it all down...BUT....
People ask why we marched for No Kings Day when there will be no change. And to be clear, I did it AND I believe we should burn it all down...BUT....
October 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
A long thread re #Nokingsday
People ask why we marched for No Kings Day when there will be no change. And to be clear, I did it AND I believe we should burn it all down...BUT....
People ask why we marched for No Kings Day when there will be no change. And to be clear, I did it AND I believe we should burn it all down...BUT....
Umma & my emo texted this to me (wait til the end). In all my years of trying my best, I never expected my mom & emo to see this.
IMMIGRANTS MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT.
Umma, among so many others, work so hard to make this world better. I am proud to be an immigrant's daughter.
I am 😭. I 🩷 my Umma!
IMMIGRANTS MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT.
Umma, among so many others, work so hard to make this world better. I am proud to be an immigrant's daughter.
I am 😭. I 🩷 my Umma!
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Umma & my emo texted this to me (wait til the end). In all my years of trying my best, I never expected my mom & emo to see this.
IMMIGRANTS MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT.
Umma, among so many others, work so hard to make this world better. I am proud to be an immigrant's daughter.
I am 😭. I 🩷 my Umma!
IMMIGRANTS MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT.
Umma, among so many others, work so hard to make this world better. I am proud to be an immigrant's daughter.
I am 😭. I 🩷 my Umma!
Now that the march is over, here are some places that could use your help:
- Street Vendor Fund
- Meals on Wheels Chicago
- National Immigrant Justice Center (admin matters)
- Disrupt and interrupt these🧊fuckers (Google whistles and ICE)
You can't do it all, but we can all do a little more. Do it.
- Street Vendor Fund
- Meals on Wheels Chicago
- National Immigrant Justice Center (admin matters)
- Disrupt and interrupt these🧊fuckers (Google whistles and ICE)
You can't do it all, but we can all do a little more. Do it.
October 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Now that the march is over, here are some places that could use your help:
- Street Vendor Fund
- Meals on Wheels Chicago
- National Immigrant Justice Center (admin matters)
- Disrupt and interrupt these🧊fuckers (Google whistles and ICE)
You can't do it all, but we can all do a little more. Do it.
- Street Vendor Fund
- Meals on Wheels Chicago
- National Immigrant Justice Center (admin matters)
- Disrupt and interrupt these🧊fuckers (Google whistles and ICE)
You can't do it all, but we can all do a little more. Do it.
Man, we went from shootings to the Emmys real quick.
September 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Man, we went from shootings to the Emmys real quick.
On another note: I know I've been bragging about jumpsuits, but there's nothing more humiliating than having to sit on a public toilet topless.
September 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
On another note: I know I've been bragging about jumpsuits, but there's nothing more humiliating than having to sit on a public toilet topless.
When I die, whoever cleans up my stuff is gonna find a lot of dick related items. You're welcome.
September 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
When I die, whoever cleans up my stuff is gonna find a lot of dick related items. You're welcome.
Things I'm more interested in discussing more than Charlie Kirk.
Before you @ me - I don't condone violence ever AND I can still think that guy was a dick.
Before you @ me - I don't condone violence ever AND I can still think that guy was a dick.
September 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Things I'm more interested in discussing more than Charlie Kirk.
Before you @ me - I don't condone violence ever AND I can still think that guy was a dick.
Before you @ me - I don't condone violence ever AND I can still think that guy was a dick.
Know your rights link below - has a list of resources, to-dos, and what you are allowed to do and what you should not do.
FUCK TRUMP.
FUCK ICE.
FUCK ANY OF YOU WHO SUPPORT ANY OF THIS.
Stay safe Chicago.
FUCK TRUMP.
FUCK ICE.
FUCK ANY OF YOU WHO SUPPORT ANY OF THIS.
Stay safe Chicago.
www.chicago.gov
September 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Know your rights link below - has a list of resources, to-dos, and what you are allowed to do and what you should not do.
FUCK TRUMP.
FUCK ICE.
FUCK ANY OF YOU WHO SUPPORT ANY OF THIS.
Stay safe Chicago.
FUCK TRUMP.
FUCK ICE.
FUCK ANY OF YOU WHO SUPPORT ANY OF THIS.
Stay safe Chicago.
Hey! One of my fav Chicagoans David Fink, creator of Outspoken (a storytelling space for LBGTQIA+ at Sidetracks) is raising money for his AIDS walk. Give him some $$$
AIDS Run & Walk Chicago 2025
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September 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hey! One of my fav Chicagoans David Fink, creator of Outspoken (a storytelling space for LBGTQIA+ at Sidetracks) is raising money for his AIDS walk. Give him some $$$
Update on jumpsuits from Lake House Inn supper club. Hahahahah
September 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Update on jumpsuits from Lake House Inn supper club. Hahahahah
Why yes, I did buy TWO jumpsuits from a supper club in Wisconsin.
August 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Why yes, I did buy TWO jumpsuits from a supper club in Wisconsin.
One day you're sparkling and having a great time, the next....you step in a rat carcass and I mean IN not on.
August 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
One day you're sparkling and having a great time, the next....you step in a rat carcass and I mean IN not on.
@mikesula.bsky.social just wanted to humiliate me.
Grub in the tub is like a return to the womb - Chicago Reader
“I’m really worried about the person you’re going to become if I die first—some kind of bathtub eater. My god, that’s so fucking gross.”
chicagoreader.com
August 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
@mikesula.bsky.social just wanted to humiliate me.
Godspeed to all my parental units who have to deal with sending their kids back to school today!
August 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Godspeed to all my parental units who have to deal with sending their kids back to school today!
I'm watching Chief of War and I think we should really put Jason Momoa's butt on stamps.
August 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm watching Chief of War and I think we should really put Jason Momoa's butt on stamps.
My experience on Facebook now:
Who is this?
Do I know this person?
Who is this?
DANG, I def don't know this person.
Shit, who is this?
Who is this?
Do I know this person?
Who is this?
DANG, I def don't know this person.
Shit, who is this?
August 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My experience on Facebook now:
Who is this?
Do I know this person?
Who is this?
DANG, I def don't know this person.
Shit, who is this?
Who is this?
Do I know this person?
Who is this?
DANG, I def don't know this person.
Shit, who is this?