Elizabeth Alarcón
@elizabethalarcon.bsky.social
👾 Taking care of the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.
⬇️ portfolio + business resources
elizabethalarcon.com
⬇️ portfolio + business resources
elizabethalarcon.com
"You sit in shit💩 too long, it stops smelling. So come the fuck outta there." - Jenifer Lewis
#MondayMotivation
#MondayMotivation
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
"You sit in shit💩 too long, it stops smelling. So come the fuck outta there." - Jenifer Lewis
#MondayMotivation
#MondayMotivation
So yeah me in a nutshell. 😂 #AppleReplay
…but I also listen to music on vinyl, and CDs 💿 because these platforms don’t have everything.
If I had to add those, I might be closer to deep house. You know like the Strictly Rhythm, Crydamoure, Bargrooves, Hed Kandi, and Café Del Mar stuff.
🌈 💫
…but I also listen to music on vinyl, and CDs 💿 because these platforms don’t have everything.
If I had to add those, I might be closer to deep house. You know like the Strictly Rhythm, Crydamoure, Bargrooves, Hed Kandi, and Café Del Mar stuff.
🌈 💫
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
So yeah me in a nutshell. 😂 #AppleReplay
…but I also listen to music on vinyl, and CDs 💿 because these platforms don’t have everything.
If I had to add those, I might be closer to deep house. You know like the Strictly Rhythm, Crydamoure, Bargrooves, Hed Kandi, and Café Del Mar stuff.
🌈 💫
…but I also listen to music on vinyl, and CDs 💿 because these platforms don’t have everything.
If I had to add those, I might be closer to deep house. You know like the Strictly Rhythm, Crydamoure, Bargrooves, Hed Kandi, and Café Del Mar stuff.
🌈 💫
#AppleReplay Top New Genre for 2025
Rock 🎸🤘🏼
Hip Hop was probably a close 2nd.
Either those two or it’s meditation 🧘🏻♀️ music. 🪷
Rock 🎸🤘🏼
Hip Hop was probably a close 2nd.
Either those two or it’s meditation 🧘🏻♀️ music. 🪷
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
#AppleReplay Top New Genre for 2025
Rock 🎸🤘🏼
Hip Hop was probably a close 2nd.
Either those two or it’s meditation 🧘🏻♀️ music. 🪷
Rock 🎸🤘🏼
Hip Hop was probably a close 2nd.
Either those two or it’s meditation 🧘🏻♀️ music. 🪷
#AppleReplay Top Album 💿 in 2025
Minimum-Maximum (Live) by Kraftwerk.
TBH it’s an album with no skips for me.
Minimum-Maximum (Live) by Kraftwerk.
TBH it’s an album with no skips for me.
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
#AppleReplay Top Album 💿 in 2025
Minimum-Maximum (Live) by Kraftwerk.
TBH it’s an album with no skips for me.
Minimum-Maximum (Live) by Kraftwerk.
TBH it’s an album with no skips for me.
According to #AppleReplay this is my anthem.
“Burritos” by Sublime
😂
Also IMHO, the best breakfast food. 🌯
“Burritos” by Sublime
😂
Also IMHO, the best breakfast food. 🌯
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
According to #AppleReplay this is my anthem.
“Burritos” by Sublime
😂
Also IMHO, the best breakfast food. 🌯
“Burritos” by Sublime
😂
Also IMHO, the best breakfast food. 🌯
“The most important people are the ones who care about you.”
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December 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
“The most important people are the ones who care about you.”
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"AI-generated content may be inaccurate." 🫠
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"AI-generated content may be inaccurate." 🫠
Happy Wednesday!
I got home early last night and immediately went for a bowl of coconut chicken curry soup and a butter chicken samosa.
My local store helps out a lot in these situations when you need something warm but don’t have the energy to make it from scratch.
Today is a reset day. 🧖🏼♀️ 💅🏼
I got home early last night and immediately went for a bowl of coconut chicken curry soup and a butter chicken samosa.
My local store helps out a lot in these situations when you need something warm but don’t have the energy to make it from scratch.
Today is a reset day. 🧖🏼♀️ 💅🏼
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Happy Wednesday!
I got home early last night and immediately went for a bowl of coconut chicken curry soup and a butter chicken samosa.
My local store helps out a lot in these situations when you need something warm but don’t have the energy to make it from scratch.
Today is a reset day. 🧖🏼♀️ 💅🏼
I got home early last night and immediately went for a bowl of coconut chicken curry soup and a butter chicken samosa.
My local store helps out a lot in these situations when you need something warm but don’t have the energy to make it from scratch.
Today is a reset day. 🧖🏼♀️ 💅🏼
“Grab a Sprite for an even sweeter dessert 🍨.”
Sir, my healthcare ain’t set up like that tho. 🇺🇸
Sir, my healthcare ain’t set up like that tho. 🇺🇸
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“Grab a Sprite for an even sweeter dessert 🍨.”
Sir, my healthcare ain’t set up like that tho. 🇺🇸
Sir, my healthcare ain’t set up like that tho. 🇺🇸
🌺 “You’re doing great, honey.” 🌺
📍 The Cheese Steak Shop, 3110 Crow Canyon Pl Ste C, San Ramon
📍 The Cheese Steak Shop, 3110 Crow Canyon Pl Ste C, San Ramon
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
🌺 “You’re doing great, honey.” 🌺
📍 The Cheese Steak Shop, 3110 Crow Canyon Pl Ste C, San Ramon
📍 The Cheese Steak Shop, 3110 Crow Canyon Pl Ste C, San Ramon
Oh so yeah so my nephew’s team lost 4-1 and he was put in the penalty box for roughing. 🤷🏻♀️
I can’t wait to go to the next game. 🥅 🏒
I got myself some leg warmers. 🤭
I’m learning. I’m learning.
I can’t wait to go to the next game. 🥅 🏒
I got myself some leg warmers. 🤭
I’m learning. I’m learning.
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Oh so yeah so my nephew’s team lost 4-1 and he was put in the penalty box for roughing. 🤷🏻♀️
I can’t wait to go to the next game. 🥅 🏒
I got myself some leg warmers. 🤭
I’m learning. I’m learning.
I can’t wait to go to the next game. 🥅 🏒
I got myself some leg warmers. 🤭
I’m learning. I’m learning.
This is why you can’t take me to Daiso or Five Below.
Give me all the stickers and notebooks.📓
If you haven’t noticed, yes I love Pochacco 🐶.
Give me all the stickers and notebooks.📓
If you haven’t noticed, yes I love Pochacco 🐶.
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
This is why you can’t take me to Daiso or Five Below.
Give me all the stickers and notebooks.📓
If you haven’t noticed, yes I love Pochacco 🐶.
Give me all the stickers and notebooks.📓
If you haven’t noticed, yes I love Pochacco 🐶.
🏒 Came to see my nephew play. 🥅
📍 Oakland Ice Center 519 18th Street, Oakland
📍 Oakland Ice Center 519 18th Street, Oakland
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
🏒 Came to see my nephew play. 🥅
📍 Oakland Ice Center 519 18th Street, Oakland
📍 Oakland Ice Center 519 18th Street, Oakland
30 minutes for an iced Philtered Soul.
Just peachy. 🍑
📍 Philz Coffee, Castro Vallley
Just peachy. 🍑
📍 Philz Coffee, Castro Vallley
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
30 minutes for an iced Philtered Soul.
Just peachy. 🍑
📍 Philz Coffee, Castro Vallley
Just peachy. 🍑
📍 Philz Coffee, Castro Vallley
Went back and picked up two more. 👾
I wanna say I’m done but… 🤷🏻♀️
1️⃣. The Magazine of #Fantasy and Science Fiction The Last Canticle a short novel by Walter M. Miller, Jr.
2️⃣. The Magazine of Fantasy and #ScienceFiction Special James Blish Issue
✨ A bookmark and a Happy Little Notebook 📒.
I wanna say I’m done but… 🤷🏻♀️
1️⃣. The Magazine of #Fantasy and Science Fiction The Last Canticle a short novel by Walter M. Miller, Jr.
2️⃣. The Magazine of Fantasy and #ScienceFiction Special James Blish Issue
✨ A bookmark and a Happy Little Notebook 📒.
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Went back and picked up two more. 👾
I wanna say I’m done but… 🤷🏻♀️
1️⃣. The Magazine of #Fantasy and Science Fiction The Last Canticle a short novel by Walter M. Miller, Jr.
2️⃣. The Magazine of Fantasy and #ScienceFiction Special James Blish Issue
✨ A bookmark and a Happy Little Notebook 📒.
I wanna say I’m done but… 🤷🏻♀️
1️⃣. The Magazine of #Fantasy and Science Fiction The Last Canticle a short novel by Walter M. Miller, Jr.
2️⃣. The Magazine of Fantasy and #ScienceFiction Special James Blish Issue
✨ A bookmark and a Happy Little Notebook 📒.
I went back to Half Price Books in Dublin, ☘️ CA, and I almost walked out with nothing until this cover caught my little #SciiFi eye. 🧿
📕 Fantastic Stories of Imagination Complete Short Novel The Unteleported Man by Phillip K. Dick
I love the smell of old books. 📚 🥰
📕 Fantastic Stories of Imagination Complete Short Novel The Unteleported Man by Phillip K. Dick
I love the smell of old books. 📚 🥰
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I went back to Half Price Books in Dublin, ☘️ CA, and I almost walked out with nothing until this cover caught my little #SciiFi eye. 🧿
📕 Fantastic Stories of Imagination Complete Short Novel The Unteleported Man by Phillip K. Dick
I love the smell of old books. 📚 🥰
📕 Fantastic Stories of Imagination Complete Short Novel The Unteleported Man by Phillip K. Dick
I love the smell of old books. 📚 🥰
Happy Turkey Day to those who celebrate.
I'm off to stuff myself with some mashed potatoes.
Peace and Humptiness 4eva. 🥸
I'm off to stuff myself with some mashed potatoes.
Peace and Humptiness 4eva. 🥸
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Happy Turkey Day to those who celebrate.
I'm off to stuff myself with some mashed potatoes.
Peace and Humptiness 4eva. 🥸
I'm off to stuff myself with some mashed potatoes.
Peace and Humptiness 4eva. 🥸
Okay, Braden just added some bonuses. 🥳
📝 The Contract Club®️members get in for free (use code IMINTHECLUB). Get the details on the two masterclasses below.
👩🏻⚖️ Not a member? You can join #TheContractClub®️ for a one-time fee $150. That's $50 off through Cyber Monday PT.
✨ That's all the
📝 The Contract Club®️members get in for free (use code IMINTHECLUB). Get the details on the two masterclasses below.
👩🏻⚖️ Not a member? You can join #TheContractClub®️ for a one-time fee $150. That's $50 off through Cyber Monday PT.
✨ That's all the
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Okay, Braden just added some bonuses. 🥳
📝 The Contract Club®️members get in for free (use code IMINTHECLUB). Get the details on the two masterclasses below.
👩🏻⚖️ Not a member? You can join #TheContractClub®️ for a one-time fee $150. That's $50 off through Cyber Monday PT.
✨ That's all the
📝 The Contract Club®️members get in for free (use code IMINTHECLUB). Get the details on the two masterclasses below.
👩🏻⚖️ Not a member? You can join #TheContractClub®️ for a one-time fee $150. That's $50 off through Cyber Monday PT.
✨ That's all the
✨👠👜 #FASHIONPHILE IS HAVING A #BLACKFRIDAY SALE 💅🏼🎁✨
🎁 Treat Yo Self or Give The Gift Of Luxury To Someone Special (like me...😂)
✨ Use code BF2025 for 10% off everything.
✨ Sale ends Friday, Nov. 28th, 2025, @ 11:59 PM ET.
🔗 www.elizabethalarcon.com/fashionphile
🎁 Treat Yo Self or Give The Gift Of Luxury To Someone Special (like me...😂)
✨ Use code BF2025 for 10% off everything.
✨ Sale ends Friday, Nov. 28th, 2025, @ 11:59 PM ET.
🔗 www.elizabethalarcon.com/fashionphile
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 AM
✨👠👜 #FASHIONPHILE IS HAVING A #BLACKFRIDAY SALE 💅🏼🎁✨
🎁 Treat Yo Self or Give The Gift Of Luxury To Someone Special (like me...😂)
✨ Use code BF2025 for 10% off everything.
✨ Sale ends Friday, Nov. 28th, 2025, @ 11:59 PM ET.
🔗 www.elizabethalarcon.com/fashionphile
🎁 Treat Yo Self or Give The Gift Of Luxury To Someone Special (like me...😂)
✨ Use code BF2025 for 10% off everything.
✨ Sale ends Friday, Nov. 28th, 2025, @ 11:59 PM ET.
🔗 www.elizabethalarcon.com/fashionphile
I just grabbed the book because, well it’s sci-fi 👾 and the cover is dope AF. I’m gonna probably get more.
📍 Half Price Books 📚 7898 Dublin Blvd Dublin, CA 94568
I visit every time I’m in the Bay. 🌁
…and not the only bookstore either.
Husband says I might have a problem. 🤭
📍 Half Price Books 📚 7898 Dublin Blvd Dublin, CA 94568
I visit every time I’m in the Bay. 🌁
…and not the only bookstore either.
Husband says I might have a problem. 🤭
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I just grabbed the book because, well it’s sci-fi 👾 and the cover is dope AF. I’m gonna probably get more.
📍 Half Price Books 📚 7898 Dublin Blvd Dublin, CA 94568
I visit every time I’m in the Bay. 🌁
…and not the only bookstore either.
Husband says I might have a problem. 🤭
📍 Half Price Books 📚 7898 Dublin Blvd Dublin, CA 94568
I visit every time I’m in the Bay. 🌁
…and not the only bookstore either.
Husband says I might have a problem. 🤭
Here’s a quick look at the 👀 kitchenette with a full sized fridge, a small microwave and two electric burners. Need to customize it? Just ask at the front desk. It’s included with the price of your stay. ✨
www.elizabethalarcon.com/extended-sta...
www.elizabethalarcon.com/extended-sta...
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Here’s a quick look at the 👀 kitchenette with a full sized fridge, a small microwave and two electric burners. Need to customize it? Just ask at the front desk. It’s included with the price of your stay. ✨
www.elizabethalarcon.com/extended-sta...
www.elizabethalarcon.com/extended-sta...
oOF 😅 I’m watching the evening commute out of the Bay passing through Tracy Hills.
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
oOF 😅 I’m watching the evening commute out of the Bay passing through Tracy Hills.