Elizabeth Alarcón
@elizabethalarcon.bsky.social
👾 Taking care of the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.
⬇️ portfolio + business resources
elizabethalarcon.com
⬇️ portfolio + business resources
elizabethalarcon.com
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I couldn’t fit this into the bio so here you go:
🌁 Baydestrian 💁🏻♀️ She/her ♎️ Libra 💥 ENTJ 🗣👾 Language Nerd. Even the ones that go beep boop boop beep beep. 🍕 Pineapple does belong on pizza. 🎸 And it's Van Halen, not Van Hagar.
🌁 Baydestrian 💁🏻♀️ She/her ♎️ Libra 💥 ENTJ 🗣👾 Language Nerd. Even the ones that go beep boop boop beep beep. 🍕 Pineapple does belong on pizza. 🎸 And it's Van Halen, not Van Hagar.
"You sit in shit💩 too long, it stops smelling. So come the fuck outta there." - Jenifer Lewis
#MondayMotivation
#MondayMotivation
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
"You sit in shit💩 too long, it stops smelling. So come the fuck outta there." - Jenifer Lewis
#MondayMotivation
#MondayMotivation
Jack Harlow?
Wait he was never popular.
Wait he was never popular.
Cracking up at this version of Pig Pen. He looks like one of those popular rappers that everyone hates
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Jack Harlow?
Wait he was never popular.
Wait he was never popular.
I hate streaming games. It’s like are y’all charging per pixel now. WTF?!
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December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I hate streaming games. It’s like are y’all charging per pixel now. WTF?!
Yes it does take me two hours to get ready for things, but I account/schedule for it because I know myself. 🤷🏻♀️
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December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Yes it does take me two hours to get ready for things, but I account/schedule for it because I know myself. 🤷🏻♀️
Omg no!!
I just heard about Frank Gehry. 😔 🥀
I just heard about Frank Gehry. 😔 🥀
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Omg no!!
I just heard about Frank Gehry. 😔 🥀
I just heard about Frank Gehry. 😔 🥀
🤖 When Automation Gets Stuck, What Do YOU Do?
By far one of those frustrating things about automation is when you have to go in there and kick the proverbial digital can.
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By far one of those frustrating things about automation is when you have to go in there and kick the proverbial digital can.
🔗 www.elizabethalarcon.com/ottokit
Haha when automation gets stuck 🤖 and you gotta go help it out. Sorry for the video blasts. 😣
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December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
🤖 When Automation Gets Stuck, What Do YOU Do?
By far one of those frustrating things about automation is when you have to go in there and kick the proverbial digital can.
🔗 www.elizabethalarcon.com/ottokit
By far one of those frustrating things about automation is when you have to go in there and kick the proverbial digital can.
🔗 www.elizabethalarcon.com/ottokit
So yeah me in a nutshell. 😂 #AppleReplay
…but I also listen to music on vinyl, and CDs 💿 because these platforms don’t have everything.
If I had to add those, I might be closer to deep house. You know like the Strictly Rhythm, Crydamoure, Bargrooves, Hed Kandi, and Café Del Mar stuff.
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…but I also listen to music on vinyl, and CDs 💿 because these platforms don’t have everything.
If I had to add those, I might be closer to deep house. You know like the Strictly Rhythm, Crydamoure, Bargrooves, Hed Kandi, and Café Del Mar stuff.
🌈 💫
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
So yeah me in a nutshell. 😂 #AppleReplay
…but I also listen to music on vinyl, and CDs 💿 because these platforms don’t have everything.
If I had to add those, I might be closer to deep house. You know like the Strictly Rhythm, Crydamoure, Bargrooves, Hed Kandi, and Café Del Mar stuff.
🌈 💫
…but I also listen to music on vinyl, and CDs 💿 because these platforms don’t have everything.
If I had to add those, I might be closer to deep house. You know like the Strictly Rhythm, Crydamoure, Bargrooves, Hed Kandi, and Café Del Mar stuff.
🌈 💫
#AppleReplay Top New Genre for 2025
Rock 🎸🤘🏼
Hip Hop was probably a close 2nd.
Either those two or it’s meditation 🧘🏻♀️ music. 🪷
Rock 🎸🤘🏼
Hip Hop was probably a close 2nd.
Either those two or it’s meditation 🧘🏻♀️ music. 🪷
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
#AppleReplay Top New Genre for 2025
Rock 🎸🤘🏼
Hip Hop was probably a close 2nd.
Either those two or it’s meditation 🧘🏻♀️ music. 🪷
Rock 🎸🤘🏼
Hip Hop was probably a close 2nd.
Either those two or it’s meditation 🧘🏻♀️ music. 🪷
#AppleReplay Top Album 💿 in 2025
Minimum-Maximum (Live) by Kraftwerk.
TBH it’s an album with no skips for me.
Minimum-Maximum (Live) by Kraftwerk.
TBH it’s an album with no skips for me.
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
#AppleReplay Top Album 💿 in 2025
Minimum-Maximum (Live) by Kraftwerk.
TBH it’s an album with no skips for me.
Minimum-Maximum (Live) by Kraftwerk.
TBH it’s an album with no skips for me.
According to #AppleReplay this is my anthem.
“Burritos” by Sublime
😂
Also IMHO, the best breakfast food. 🌯
“Burritos” by Sublime
😂
Also IMHO, the best breakfast food. 🌯
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
According to #AppleReplay this is my anthem.
“Burritos” by Sublime
😂
Also IMHO, the best breakfast food. 🌯
“Burritos” by Sublime
😂
Also IMHO, the best breakfast food. 🌯
Reposted by Elizabeth Alarcón
November and December typically account for 20%+ of an indie bookshop’s annual sales.
Our support is needed to help them keep the lights on in the new year. Shop small this holiday season & beyond, so your indie can support your community in 2026 & beyond.
Our support is needed to help them keep the lights on in the new year. Shop small this holiday season & beyond, so your indie can support your community in 2026 & beyond.
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
November and December typically account for 20%+ of an indie bookshop’s annual sales.
Our support is needed to help them keep the lights on in the new year. Shop small this holiday season & beyond, so your indie can support your community in 2026 & beyond.
Our support is needed to help them keep the lights on in the new year. Shop small this holiday season & beyond, so your indie can support your community in 2026 & beyond.
“The most important people are the ones who care about you.”
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December 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
“The most important people are the ones who care about you.”
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Bob Morton: What are your Prime Directives?
RoboCop: Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.
RoboCop: Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.
RoboCop has found a permanent home in Detroit — all 11 feet and 3,500 pounds of him. A statue of the crime-fighting movie character has been welcomed by fans since it began standing guard over Detroit Wednesday afternoon in the Motor City's Eastern Market area.
Detroit's own crime-fighter RoboCop finally stands guard in Motor City
RoboCop has found a permanent home in Detroit — all 11 feet and 3,500 pounds of him. A statue of the crime-fighting movie character has been welcomed by fans since it began standing guard over Detroit Wednesday afternoon in the Motor City's Eastern Market area.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Bob Morton: What are your Prime Directives?
RoboCop: Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.
RoboCop: Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.
Oh we’re losing against the Sixers now?!
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December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Oh we’re losing against the Sixers now?!
NGL, had me in the first half *fist in the air yelling at the clouds*. Then awwww.
Oh internets. 🙃
Oh internets. 🙃
Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
NGL, had me in the first half *fist in the air yelling at the clouds*. Then awwww.
Oh internets. 🙃
Oh internets. 🙃
"AI-generated content may be inaccurate." 🫠
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"AI-generated content may be inaccurate." 🫠
Happy Wednesday!
I got home early last night and immediately went for a bowl of coconut chicken curry soup and a butter chicken samosa.
My local store helps out a lot in these situations when you need something warm but don’t have the energy to make it from scratch.
Today is a reset day. 🧖🏼♀️ 💅🏼
I got home early last night and immediately went for a bowl of coconut chicken curry soup and a butter chicken samosa.
My local store helps out a lot in these situations when you need something warm but don’t have the energy to make it from scratch.
Today is a reset day. 🧖🏼♀️ 💅🏼
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Happy Wednesday!
I got home early last night and immediately went for a bowl of coconut chicken curry soup and a butter chicken samosa.
My local store helps out a lot in these situations when you need something warm but don’t have the energy to make it from scratch.
Today is a reset day. 🧖🏼♀️ 💅🏼
I got home early last night and immediately went for a bowl of coconut chicken curry soup and a butter chicken samosa.
My local store helps out a lot in these situations when you need something warm but don’t have the energy to make it from scratch.
Today is a reset day. 🧖🏼♀️ 💅🏼
Ugh this game is painful!
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December 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Ugh this game is painful!
NOT SCOTT FOSTER?!
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December 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
NOT SCOTT FOSTER?!
Made it back to the pad 🐸 and now enjoying a lovely coconut 🥥 chicken curry 🍛 soup.
😋
😋
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December 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Made it back to the pad 🐸 and now enjoying a lovely coconut 🥥 chicken curry 🍛 soup.
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ETA + 2hrs. to account for the evening traffic.
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December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
ETA + 2hrs. to account for the evening traffic.
“Grab a Sprite for an even sweeter dessert 🍨.”
Sir, my healthcare ain’t set up like that tho. 🇺🇸
Sir, my healthcare ain’t set up like that tho. 🇺🇸
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“Grab a Sprite for an even sweeter dessert 🍨.”
Sir, my healthcare ain’t set up like that tho. 🇺🇸
Sir, my healthcare ain’t set up like that tho. 🇺🇸
Boomers asking AI which cake is the most low calorie is the most Boomer shit I’ve seen or heard today.
…at Denny’s.
🤦🏻♀️
…at Denny’s.
🤦🏻♀️
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December 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Boomers asking AI which cake is the most low calorie is the most Boomer shit I’ve seen or heard today.
…at Denny’s.
🤦🏻♀️
…at Denny’s.
🤦🏻♀️
I’m at the Denny’s in Castaic because the Tejon Ranch travel center 🧳 had a power outage.
This menu is not appetizing so I went with a club sandwich 🥪.
Pray 🙏🏼 for me. ✨
This menu is not appetizing so I went with a club sandwich 🥪.
Pray 🙏🏼 for me. ✨
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December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m at the Denny’s in Castaic because the Tejon Ranch travel center 🧳 had a power outage.
This menu is not appetizing so I went with a club sandwich 🥪.
Pray 🙏🏼 for me. ✨
This menu is not appetizing so I went with a club sandwich 🥪.
Pray 🙏🏼 for me. ✨
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December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
SELF HELP HUNGER PROGRAM is a program of #Oakland Communities United for Equity and Justice.
Donate if you can! ✨ ✊🏼
#GivingTuesday
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Donate if you can! ✨ ✊🏼
#GivingTuesday
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