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Look at all these parents who can’t buzz off and let their kids play in a foam ball pit!
Five adults literally hovering directly over a very safe small ball pit.
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Ouiser Boudreaux wearing overalls and chugging a beer.
August 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Incorrect.
Incorrect.
Well.
Ouch!
Hmm.
Accurate.
HOT DAMN KID, FLAME ME.
One of those “my mom is…” worksheets filled out by my 4yo with devastating accuracy.
May 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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A lot has changed between my childhood and my daughter’s, but sidewalk chalk rainbows stay looking exactly like this:
an utterly standard sidewalk chalk rainbow
March 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Done with my kid.
December 7, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Fuck them kids.
November 30, 2023 at 12:31 AM
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Lol
Quote from book reading “…and Churchill frequently lamented British dependence on U.S. bottoms.”
November 10, 2023 at 11:35 PM
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Lots of sinister posts on my small town's Facebook page, but this is perhaps the most ominous I've seen.
A Facebook post that reads "Is there an area that homeless are usually at in Kyle?" with a bizarrely incongruous birthday-patterned background and a grinning cartoon woman with a cake at the bottom.
October 8, 2023 at 10:29 PM
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Pretty sure my local YMCA automatically generated thumbnail images for its personal training programs.
Photo of a personal trainer speaking to an approximately 85-year-old man with a dumbbell, with the caption "postpartum."
August 3, 2023 at 1:51 AM