Eli Van Zoeren
elivz.com
Eli Van Zoeren
@elivz.com
Makes websites, dislikes fascists
Hillsborough, NC
He/Him
Hey at least you still have 5 years before you start aging "at hyperspeed"
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Girlz II Men
August 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I do like the idea though of Big Trans as a folk hero. A super-masc trans dude who travels from town to town peeing in women’s restrooms (as required by local ordinance) and then beating the shit out of the bigots who confront him.
June 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Don’t see why they wouldn’t. It’s been a very successful strategy for them in the past.
March 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My lake? Mid.
February 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Well if you're going full-prepper, Sevy, obviously having a government record of your bunker defeats the whole point.
January 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM