Eli Van Zoeren
@elivz.com
Makes websites, dislikes fascists
Hillsborough, NC
He/Him
Hillsborough, NC
He/Him
Pretty rude of Facebook tbh to show me this post the day after my 44th birthday.
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Pretty rude of Facebook tbh to show me this post the day after my 44th birthday.
Wait, Lina Khan is co-chairing Mamdani's transition team? That's just fan-service. www.transition2025.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Wait, Lina Khan is co-chairing Mamdani's transition team? That's just fan-service. www.transition2025.com
I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning.
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning.
Is America respected by the rest of the world yet??? www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/h...
Trump Administration Is Bringing Back Scores of C.D.C. Experts Fired in Error
www.nytimes.com
October 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Is America respected by the rest of the world yet??? www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/h...
Would it kill JD and Stephen to be less publicly horny over the reichstagedness of CK’s shooting?
September 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Would it kill JD and Stephen to be less publicly horny over the reichstagedness of CK’s shooting?
Guess I really screwed up by not being a billionaire.
July 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Guess I really screwed up by not being a billionaire.
Reposted by Eli Van Zoeren
It’s cruel to send Palestinians desperate for food into a death trap.
And now, Trump wants to give the Netanyahu backed "Gaza Humanitarian Foundation" $30 million. We should not send a single cent.
We must stop the suffering in Gaza and fund real aid organizations.
And now, Trump wants to give the Netanyahu backed "Gaza Humanitarian Foundation" $30 million. We should not send a single cent.
We must stop the suffering in Gaza and fund real aid organizations.
June 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It’s cruel to send Palestinians desperate for food into a death trap.
And now, Trump wants to give the Netanyahu backed "Gaza Humanitarian Foundation" $30 million. We should not send a single cent.
We must stop the suffering in Gaza and fund real aid organizations.
And now, Trump wants to give the Netanyahu backed "Gaza Humanitarian Foundation" $30 million. We should not send a single cent.
We must stop the suffering in Gaza and fund real aid organizations.
I know there must be something different about these new South African refugees compared with all the other refugees being deported back to war-torn countries and gang violence. I just can’t quwhite put my finger on what.
May 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I know there must be something different about these new South African refugees compared with all the other refugees being deported back to war-torn countries and gang violence. I just can’t quwhite put my finger on what.
It finally happened: the day you always dread as a parent. I came home and turned on the computer to find that my 12 year old son has been googling “how much do geese cost?”
April 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It finally happened: the day you always dread as a parent. I came home and turned on the computer to find that my 12 year old son has been googling “how much do geese cost?”
This scrap of paper appeared in our house a few days ago and none of us know where it came from. Just a sign from the universe I guess.
March 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This scrap of paper appeared in our house a few days ago and none of us know where it came from. Just a sign from the universe I guess.
How insane is it that Mitch frickin' McConnell is now what passes for a voice of reason in the Republican party?
February 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
How insane is it that Mitch frickin' McConnell is now what passes for a voice of reason in the Republican party?
Some men will literally tear down an entire 250 year old system of government to avoid going to therapy.
February 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Some men will literally tear down an entire 250 year old system of government to avoid going to therapy.
Michael Stipe led me to believe the end of the world as we know it would feel a lot more fine than this.
February 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Michael Stipe led me to believe the end of the world as we know it would feel a lot more fine than this.
I miss being able to not think about the government for a couple days in a row sometimes.
February 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I miss being able to not think about the government for a couple days in a row sometimes.
Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day and nothing else.
January 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day and nothing else.
These assholes are straight-up STOKED to be part of the oligarchy www.nytimes.com/2025/01/16/u...
A Euphoric Tech Industry Is Ready to Celebrate Trump and Itself
The elite of Silicon Valley are set to revel in their new clout during a long weekend of inaugural parties as President-elect Donald J. Trump is set to resume power.
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January 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
These assholes are straight-up STOKED to be part of the oligarchy www.nytimes.com/2025/01/16/u...
What's everyone doing to enjoy this final week with a functioning government?
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
What's everyone doing to enjoy this final week with a functioning government?
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Good job Joe www.nytimes.com/2024/12/23/u...
Biden Commutes 37 Death Sentences Ahead of Trump’s Plan to Resume Federal Executions
Those affected by the president’s action on Monday are still subject to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole. Three men will remain on federal death row.
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December 23, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Good job Joe www.nytimes.com/2024/12/23/u...
It's a small consolation that, in the end, Trump always ends up regretting his personnel picks just as much as the rest of us (if for different reasons).
December 2, 2024 at 5:12 PM
It's a small consolation that, in the end, Trump always ends up regretting his personnel picks just as much as the rest of us (if for different reasons).
Just got housekeeping-burned by my 6yo: “I thought mops were a myth”
November 25, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Just got housekeeping-burned by my 6yo: “I thought mops were a myth”
Look my wife may not be perfect but at least she's never tried to make me do a stupid viral dance for tik tok.
November 19, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Look my wife may not be perfect but at least she's never tried to make me do a stupid viral dance for tik tok.