Your friendly neighborhood Eli
@elithek.bsky.social
Born & raised in the U.S. Moved to Ireland in 2024 (permanently if I'm lucky). The world is better when we let people be who they are & don't crap on their joy.
If you're planning to follow me to DM me, don't bother.
If you're planning to follow me to DM me, don't bother.
Yes, your foot. Specifically designed for him.
a man and woman are standing in a hallway in a video game .
ALT: a man and woman are standing in a hallway in a video game .
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November 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Yes, your foot. Specifically designed for him.
His other... you mean he didn't.....
I Don'T Know Anything! I Don'Teven Know Who I Am!.Gif GIF
ALT: I Don'T Know Anything! I Don'Teven Know Who I Am!.Gif GIF
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November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
His other... you mean he didn't.....
I have a colleague who uses curse words ex-cessively (in that she swears a lot when she's talking about the SOB she divorced).
November 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I have a colleague who uses curse words ex-cessively (in that she swears a lot when she's talking about the SOB she divorced).
Tell me all about it
a young boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a microphone .
ALT: a young boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a microphone .
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November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Tell me all about it
I was under the impression that Lou Costello is deceased. TIL, I guess.
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I was under the impression that Lou Costello is deceased. TIL, I guess.
If you had stopped me after "I think about," and had given me 1,000 guesses...
a man in a denim jacket and plaid shirt
ALT: a man in a denim jacket and plaid shirt
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November 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
If you had stopped me after "I think about," and had given me 1,000 guesses...
What about at home? Can I take my socks off and show my feminine ankles at home, as a treat?
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
What about at home? Can I take my socks off and show my feminine ankles at home, as a treat?
You go to Philly to put a bird on someone's shoulder when the Pirates are so close by their broadcaster literally once walked from one ballpark to the other?
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You go to Philly to put a bird on someone's shoulder when the Pirates are so close by their broadcaster literally once walked from one ballpark to the other?
It's Jack Dorsey's birthday. But maybe I shouldn't just repeat what you said.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
It's Jack Dorsey's birthday. But maybe I shouldn't just repeat what you said.
John Clayton or bust
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
John Clayton or bust
