him: i'm so drawn to you but i'm afraid of sinning, you promise this isn't gay or anything

me looking at him from the bed:

everytime my dear friend sends me this video i reminisce about those times when we used to #entertain. two young girls who were born to be men but instead, chose to be wild

i've been making so much pasta from scratch lately 🤸🏻‍♀️

only the girls who were known as "the trans" in middle school know

and this is how you properly prosecute a former president