nunca vi rastro de cobra
nem couro de lobisomem
se correr o bicho pega
se ficar o bicho come

him: i'm so drawn to you but i'm afraid of sinning, you promise this isn't gay or anything

me looking at him from the bed:

random things about men that for some reason i find attractive:

being left handed

lmao for some reason i get like: you're so special, aren't you, my love? those around you might see you as devil's spawn but i see the wheel of your fortune turning for the best! yes! i can see it in your eyes!

erê chamando o conselho tutelar pro pai de santo

everytime my dear friend sends me this video i reminisce about those times when we used to #entertain. two young girls who were born to be men but instead, chose to be wild

i've been making so much pasta from scratch lately 🤸🏻‍♀️

i like syntax better than morphology i fear...

no equivocated aesthetic is as shameful as the vulgarity of bitterness and jealousy

i broke my nail today and it's so painful, but i sort of want to cut all the other ones to a similar length because the imperfection is gnawing me from the inside

and this is how you properly prosecute a former president

i had another problem with google meet so i'm blocking azealia banks on here

touch me, hold me, kiss me and explain to me why you're doing it

i love the night sm! what will we experience today? where are we going?

a mean boy meets a witch, who says she will be his lover forever if he brings her his mother's heart. he runs home, kills his mother and rips out her heart. as he's running back through the woods he trips and falls, dropping the heart. in a concerned tone the heart asks "son, did you hurt yourself?"

i'm so obsessed with patricia arquette and her hair in severance. i love this diva so much

AND FUCK ELON MUSK