Brother: You won't like it
Me: Holy smokes, he's great!!
Brother: You won't like it
Me: Holy smokes, he's great!!
Smart move.
Smart move.
My robovac is named Alfred. My giant inflatable Christmas T-Rex? Doug. Car: Toaster. Previous car: George. My fridge is named Eleanor.
I can't be the only weirdo who does this.
My robovac is named Alfred. My giant inflatable Christmas T-Rex? Doug. Car: Toaster. Previous car: George. My fridge is named Eleanor.
I can't be the only weirdo who does this.
Might frame it
Might frame it
I REPEAT: MY CAT SHED HER MUTANT WHISKER
THIS MAY BE A SIGN OF THE COMING APOCALYPSE
OR THAT I NEED TO VACUUM
I REPEAT: MY CAT SHED HER MUTANT WHISKER
THIS MAY BE A SIGN OF THE COMING APOCALYPSE
OR THAT I NEED TO VACUUM
But I also got photos of polar bears sunbathing on the tundra rocks
But I also got photos of polar bears sunbathing on the tundra rocks
.....
No goals. No penalties. No fights, hits, breakaways, massive missed opportunities or epic saves.
I went and got hot chocolate for the sugar and warmth and excitement
.....
No goals. No penalties. No fights, hits, breakaways, massive missed opportunities or epic saves.
I went and got hot chocolate for the sugar and warmth and excitement
He placed it on the stove and then turned on the element underneath it, like a complete noodle head.
Our house did not burn down but it does smell like toxic plastic.
My stovetop ain't pretty either, gah!
He placed it on the stove and then turned on the element underneath it, like a complete noodle head.
Our house did not burn down but it does smell like toxic plastic.
My stovetop ain't pretty either, gah!