Fuckable lizard people? I’m from Capitol Hill. Not even last nights storm could wake me? Sons and lads I am NARCOLEPTIC and READY TO STEAL

Climb a mountain by jumping awkwardly on a flat slope looking for loose polygons? Did that last Wednesday. Jump too hard and have to load a save because my knees exploded and I died? Been on that since I was 22. CHIM all my bad outcomes? Babes I transcend shame and I do it in public, out loud, live.

If you fail to integrate with the social groups you encounter early on, you can become a LEVITATING WIZARD WHO LIVES IN A MUSHROOM TOWER AND FIGHTS GOD. Like come on that’s just plagiarism off my normal life

Everyone in Morrowind is off-puttingly green-tinted with bad hair and no tits, and you know, I really resonate with that

Am I cram packed with repetitive dialogue options and weird pterodactyl encounters? Hell yeah. Am I uncomfortably gender-ambiguous and obsessed with giant mushrooms? HELL YEAH.

I promise you, folks, if I don’t get my Vyvanse I will be woke until 0400 every single day

This is a longitudinal study because I do not currently have the mental bandwidth to even be monogamous lmfao

Thank goodness for this water cooling system, also known as Vyvanse

Oh WOW what an excellent, heartbreaking story

Hi I’m extremely autistic and I’m allowed to contrast my love of functional systems & human accommodations vs. the shitty self-centered megalomania of a man whose horrible behavior has nothing to do with how our autistic brains work

I mean the crab is dead so technically it’s right 🦀💀

I’m wearing camo in these pictures so the clams won’t see me coming