Elise
@elisethegreat.bsky.social
Mushrooms, plamps, shitposts, brainworms. [she/her]
I think I identify so strongly with Morrowind because I too am physically mid, but my lore is 14/10 and my foraging & crafting mechanisms are gamebreaking
April 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I think I identify so strongly with Morrowind because I too am physically mid, but my lore is 14/10 and my foraging & crafting mechanisms are gamebreaking
Ironic that the regime most violently opposed to “woke” is trying to take away my ADHD medication
March 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ironic that the regime most violently opposed to “woke” is trying to take away my ADHD medication
True mindfulness is when you take an entire shower without having one mental argument
March 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
True mindfulness is when you take an entire shower without having one mental argument
It’s not that I’m polyamorous, it’s just that everybody I’m dating seems to be polyamorous
January 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It’s not that I’m polyamorous, it’s just that everybody I’m dating seems to be polyamorous
Yeah I’m ADHD, or as I like to call it, overclocked
January 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Yeah I’m ADHD, or as I like to call it, overclocked
Reflexively checked a mulch bed as I walked past it. It’s the middle of January, a good three months until the first morels emerge. Your mushroom friends are not okay
January 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Reflexively checked a mulch bed as I walked past it. It’s the middle of January, a good three months until the first morels emerge. Your mushroom friends are not okay
My kiddo wants two eggs for their lunch protein today. This is why I’ll never own a home
January 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My kiddo wants two eggs for their lunch protein today. This is why I’ll never own a home
Grappling tonight with how, and when, and what to tell my kiddo about gender and safety and how to use a closet and a mask
January 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Grappling tonight with how, and when, and what to tell my kiddo about gender and safety and how to use a closet and a mask
I know y’all don’t actually believe the cringe billionaire guy is autistic?? That man HATES trains
January 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I know y’all don’t actually believe the cringe billionaire guy is autistic?? That man HATES trains
Hell yeah, birthday clammin’
January 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Hell yeah, birthday clammin’
I can’t tell if my car smells more like burnt clutch or chicken tikka masala right now but it’s making me hungry
January 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I can’t tell if my car smells more like burnt clutch or chicken tikka masala right now but it’s making me hungry
Me, nurse manager of a colonoscopy unit: How the fuck did I end up in charge of anything, this was a mistake
January 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Me, nurse manager of a colonoscopy unit: How the fuck did I end up in charge of anything, this was a mistake
Making a Spotify playlist called “Anxiety Relief” and filling it with tracks that sample “I Always Feel Like Somebody’s Watching Me”
January 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Making a Spotify playlist called “Anxiety Relief” and filling it with tracks that sample “I Always Feel Like Somebody’s Watching Me”
Frantically digging through my memories for a funny childhood story that’s actually funny and not traumatic. No, not the 200 pumpkins one, remember everyone’s face last time? None of the ones about the feral cats, people don’t like those stories. Oh, I know, the emu story, that one’s a hit, okay
January 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Frantically digging through my memories for a funny childhood story that’s actually funny and not traumatic. No, not the 200 pumpkins one, remember everyone’s face last time? None of the ones about the feral cats, people don’t like those stories. Oh, I know, the emu story, that one’s a hit, okay
I can’t believe you’re shaming me for my perfectly normal sex noises, haven’t you ever heard of the little-death rattle
January 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I can’t believe you’re shaming me for my perfectly normal sex noises, haven’t you ever heard of the little-death rattle
“Would you like to unmute yourself?” No thank you Teams I am just coughing into the mic
November 25, 2024 at 6:54 PM
“Would you like to unmute yourself?” No thank you Teams I am just coughing into the mic
Crying over spilt milfs
November 24, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Crying over spilt milfs
I’m too old to learn a new social media platform but I’ll give it a whallop anyway
November 23, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I’m too old to learn a new social media platform but I’ll give it a whallop anyway
If y’all think my head has a lot of hair on the OUTSIDE
September 4, 2023 at 8:12 PM
If y’all think my head has a lot of hair on the OUTSIDE
Jester on a bike: The minstrel cycle
August 25, 2023 at 1:45 PM
Jester on a bike: The minstrel cycle
Me: I’m taking a day off to work on my mental health, I really just need some emotional rest
Me: [sobbing openly over the Locked Tomb series while downloading the next Baru Cormorant novel]
Me: [sobbing openly over the Locked Tomb series while downloading the next Baru Cormorant novel]
August 11, 2023 at 10:23 PM
Me: I’m taking a day off to work on my mental health, I really just need some emotional rest
Me: [sobbing openly over the Locked Tomb series while downloading the next Baru Cormorant novel]
Me: [sobbing openly over the Locked Tomb series while downloading the next Baru Cormorant novel]
Explaining to the entire zoom that we can’t abbreviate Wireless Access Point like that
August 7, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Explaining to the entire zoom that we can’t abbreviate Wireless Access Point like that
Checking out my ass on the surveillance monitor at the grocery store while shoplifting $14 worth of heirloom tomatoes
August 7, 2023 at 4:49 AM
Checking out my ass on the surveillance monitor at the grocery store while shoplifting $14 worth of heirloom tomatoes