Elise Fernbank
@eliseianfields.bsky.social
Editor & Writer
Memoirs & Fiction
Writing a spicy mystery novel set on a remote private island in the PNW in 1972
Vancouver Island is home
They/them
Memoirs & Fiction
Writing a spicy mystery novel set on a remote private island in the PNW in 1972
Vancouver Island is home
They/them
This whole family estrangement debate is missing a crucial perspective: When has a boomer ever said sorry?
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This whole family estrangement debate is missing a crucial perspective: When has a boomer ever said sorry?
BRB telling chat gpt to act defensive and insecure every time I correct it because I need to feel something real
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
BRB telling chat gpt to act defensive and insecure every time I correct it because I need to feel something real
A sarong in 1998 could be: a tapestry, a skirt, a way to cover that nasty stain on your dropped ceiling, a table cloth, a dress, a couch cover, or a towel and it was ALL very chic.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
A sarong in 1998 could be: a tapestry, a skirt, a way to cover that nasty stain on your dropped ceiling, a table cloth, a dress, a couch cover, or a towel and it was ALL very chic.
Best friends should always have a motto
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Best friends should always have a motto
The only actor is now Jacob Elordi, not Timothee Chalamet, in case you were wondering
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The only actor is now Jacob Elordi, not Timothee Chalamet, in case you were wondering
I am diving deep into auto-fiction over on Substack. Give me a subscribe open.substack.com/pub/elisefer...
Auto-Fiction: Our Space to Explore
Looking at the newest, oldest genre - Imaginative stories we tell about ourselves or our own lives
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October 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I am diving deep into auto-fiction over on Substack. Give me a subscribe open.substack.com/pub/elisefer...
You are Canadian, you are a writer, and you might be a winner. The CBC short story contest closes on November 1, so you still have time! www.cbc.ca/books/litera...
CBC Short Story Prize | CBC Books
The CBC Short Story Prize is open between Sept. 1 and Nov. 1. at 4:59 p.m. ET.
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October 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
You are Canadian, you are a writer, and you might be a winner. The CBC short story contest closes on November 1, so you still have time! www.cbc.ca/books/litera...
I say this with love: I hope Cardi B never stops having beefs, because her rage has creatively blessed us more than anything in the pop culture realm has for years.
October 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I say this with love: I hope Cardi B never stops having beefs, because her rage has creatively blessed us more than anything in the pop culture realm has for years.
If I could be the writer who invents the next Frankenstein that would be really great ok thanks bye
October 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If I could be the writer who invents the next Frankenstein that would be really great ok thanks bye
It's time we romanticized being generic. Adhering to genre is to follow in the hallowed footsteps of our venerable foreparents, leaving our scrawl on the palimpsest of humanity. Let yourself run joyfully through the meadows of tropes and archetypes, taking what it is you need.
October 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It's time we romanticized being generic. Adhering to genre is to follow in the hallowed footsteps of our venerable foreparents, leaving our scrawl on the palimpsest of humanity. Let yourself run joyfully through the meadows of tropes and archetypes, taking what it is you need.
I'm back and spookier than ever.
Life certainly has seasons; let me tell you about the one I'm stepping into these days.
Life certainly has seasons; let me tell you about the one I'm stepping into these days.
October 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'm back and spookier than ever.
Life certainly has seasons; let me tell you about the one I'm stepping into these days.
Life certainly has seasons; let me tell you about the one I'm stepping into these days.
Sometimes I think I'm doing ok mentally and then I imagine Noah Kahan putting out a new song, and play it, and it's so good, and tears are streaming down my face listening to this song for the first time
October 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sometimes I think I'm doing ok mentally and then I imagine Noah Kahan putting out a new song, and play it, and it's so good, and tears are streaming down my face listening to this song for the first time
Things you didn't realize meant you were poor growing up: Still considering paper towel a luxury
September 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Things you didn't realize meant you were poor growing up: Still considering paper towel a luxury
I am begging someone to crate train me
September 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I am begging someone to crate train me
They can always tell when you are listening to Noah Kahan on your little mental health walk
August 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
They can always tell when you are listening to Noah Kahan on your little mental health walk
Crazy I thought oreos were for rich kids growing up
August 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Crazy I thought oreos were for rich kids growing up
No one is writing lyrics like breastfeeding myself anymore and that's a crying shame
July 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
No one is writing lyrics like breastfeeding myself anymore and that's a crying shame
What a relief to be back in a country with mean baristas
July 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
What a relief to be back in a country with mean baristas
Canada your city streets are too nice that's your problem
July 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Canada your city streets are too nice that's your problem
Need more dopamine to get through this move
July 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Need more dopamine to get through this move
Prefigurative is when your bestie gets your dog through Customs by saying you are a household and then the next day someone gives you a car to share and you get on a waitlist for a puppy so now we really are a household
June 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Prefigurative is when your bestie gets your dog through Customs by saying you are a household and then the next day someone gives you a car to share and you get on a waitlist for a puppy so now we really are a household
Sorry I can't talk about AI, my dog isn't here
June 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Sorry I can't talk about AI, my dog isn't here
Remind me to never be apart from my dog ever again
June 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Remind me to never be apart from my dog ever again
I cannot function without a minimum of one (1) small, semi feral, non-human animal living in my home with me.
June 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I cannot function without a minimum of one (1) small, semi feral, non-human animal living in my home with me.
In the summer of 2020 I was chronically on Twitter and a local librarian posted looking for reqs for a visit to my hometown. That connection eventually became a very close friendship-They are a brother to me. This week, he paid his own way to Mexico to help me get my beloved dog home to Canada.
June 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
In the summer of 2020 I was chronically on Twitter and a local librarian posted looking for reqs for a visit to my hometown. That connection eventually became a very close friendship-They are a brother to me. This week, he paid his own way to Mexico to help me get my beloved dog home to Canada.