Elisa Saphier
@elisasaphier.bsky.social
Books are my religion. Literary agent: MacGregor & Luedeke; Owner: Another Read Through; Co-founder: AmplifyWriters @amplifywriters.bsky.social; Constantly reading but currently closed for submissions she/her🌈
The scheduling app my job uses texts an hour before our shifts start and usually it says “be on time to your 8:30 shift” but today instead it said “your shift is starting soon” and I do not like this change, I definitely thought I was late for a sec
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The scheduling app my job uses texts an hour before our shifts start and usually it says “be on time to your 8:30 shift” but today instead it said “your shift is starting soon” and I do not like this change, I definitely thought I was late for a sec
Today I’ve been doing comp research so my TBR is growing exponentially 🤓📚 #amagenting
a woman wearing a beret with the word modelland on it says " i want every single one of those "
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November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Today I’ve been doing comp research so my TBR is growing exponentially 🤓📚 #amagenting
Had the most unhinged interaction with a customer (I work at a bookstore) that I’ve had in ages yesterday (and it took like 45 min, maybe longer?) so I guess we’re truly in retail holiday season now 🙄🙃
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Had the most unhinged interaction with a customer (I work at a bookstore) that I’ve had in ages yesterday (and it took like 45 min, maybe longer?) so I guess we’re truly in retail holiday season now 🙄🙃
This is the most thought I’ve given to a Halloween costume maybe ever, putting my surgery scar to use. Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This is the most thought I’ve given to a Halloween costume maybe ever, putting my surgery scar to use. Happy Halloween!
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Nobody EVER asks what all the candy is for when you buy $150 worth during October and all I’m saying is let’s keep that energy for cheese all year round because I’m tired of all the questions
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Nobody EVER asks what all the candy is for when you buy $150 worth during October and all I’m saying is let’s keep that energy for cheese all year round because I’m tired of all the questions
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Caught my wife and my cat red-handed
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Caught my wife and my cat red-handed
One-handed editing while cradling this baby
October 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
One-handed editing while cradling this baby
Even on the weekends 🙄
It's not just authors refreshing their emails every other second. #amagenting
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October 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Even on the weekends 🙄
Finally able to update (this is embarassing and I hate that it's the truth) that I'm into February for my inbox. It sounds terrible (it is terrible) but it's progress. #amagenting #ambehind #amediting #amreading
October 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Finally able to update (this is embarassing and I hate that it's the truth) that I'm into February for my inbox. It sounds terrible (it is terrible) but it's progress. #amagenting #ambehind #amediting #amreading
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The optics of Trump building a ballroom that 99.9% of Americans will never set foot in while millions line up for food banks are worth more than any policy paper or economic proposal. This image is a visceral punch in the mouth that needs no words. It should haunt the GOP for a generation.
a live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom
October 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The optics of Trump building a ballroom that 99.9% of Americans will never set foot in while millions line up for food banks are worth more than any policy paper or economic proposal. This image is a visceral punch in the mouth that needs no words. It should haunt the GOP for a generation.
‘Scuse me, I didn’t think I had to say this but apparently I do, so to be clear, that means no passes today please and thank you
Editors! As always, all I want for my birthday is some good news for a client (or more than one). Which of you want to make this happen for us?
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October 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
‘Scuse me, I didn’t think I had to say this but apparently I do, so to be clear, that means no passes today please and thank you
Editors! As always, all I want for my birthday is some good news for a client (or more than one). Which of you want to make this happen for us?
The Voice The Voice Gifs GIF
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October 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Editors! As always, all I want for my birthday is some good news for a client (or more than one). Which of you want to make this happen for us?
It's not just authors refreshing their emails every other second. #amagenting
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October 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's not just authors refreshing their emails every other second. #amagenting
Look at me! Momentarily under 800 messages in my inbox again!
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October 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Look at me! Momentarily under 800 messages in my inbox again!
Why is my wife's answer to whatever is not working with my computer to power it down? Doesn't she know I have 700 open tabs and can't just do that???
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October 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Why is my wife's answer to whatever is not working with my computer to power it down? Doesn't she know I have 700 open tabs and can't just do that???
A good day for this reminder
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A good day for this reminder
Beautiful day in Portland for there to be #NoKings. Hard to see but there are a lot of people at the waterfront and crossing the bridge.
October 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Beautiful day in Portland for there to be #NoKings. Hard to see but there are a lot of people at the waterfront and crossing the bridge.
I might never recover from the amount of garlic that was in my dinner tonight. (Unfortunately for my family I can make another two meals out of the leftovers.)
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October 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I might never recover from the amount of garlic that was in my dinner tonight. (Unfortunately for my family I can make another two meals out of the leftovers.)
They are rarely seen this close together
October 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
They are rarely seen this close together
The joy of editing these client manuscripts that are just so damn good! #amagenting #amediting
October 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The joy of editing these client manuscripts that are just so damn good! #amagenting #amediting
This cover is *chef’s kiss*
October 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This cover is *chef’s kiss*
Alright I have to leave #DVpit to go to a meeting. I'll likely keep scrolling if I have time at my paying job over the next couple of days. I hope this was awesome for everyone, and if you didn't get likes or interest, know it's a LOT to look through and not everyone saw your pitches. Keep going!
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Alright I have to leave #DVpit to go to a meeting. I'll likely keep scrolling if I have time at my paying job over the next couple of days. I hope this was awesome for everyone, and if you didn't get likes or interest, know it's a LOT to look through and not everyone saw your pitches. Keep going!