Elisabeth Kamakawiwoole
@elisabeth-k.bsky.social
2026 debut author of The Seventeenth Quest; mother of three pocket humans; wife of one ninja pirate cowboy; votary of the Blue Flower.
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Why I love children: because the world will tell you to dance in the rain, but your toddler will ask you to dance with them to on-hold music.
Spotify Wrapped: Parent Edition, courtesy of my elephant-obsessed son.
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Spotify Wrapped: Parent Edition, courtesy of my elephant-obsessed son.
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Parenting Still Life #06: A Rearranged Silverware Drawer
October 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Parenting Still Life #06: A Rearranged Silverware Drawer
I am once again at that stage in pregnancy where I'm deeply, viscerally reminded that maternity jeans are the absolute worst.
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I am once again at that stage in pregnancy where I'm deeply, viscerally reminded that maternity jeans are the absolute worst.
Why did the writer cross the road?
To figure out if the cure to chicken anxiety was on the other side.
To figure out if the cure to chicken anxiety was on the other side.
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Why did the writer cross the road?
To figure out if the cure to chicken anxiety was on the other side.
To figure out if the cure to chicken anxiety was on the other side.
I have to say, I have never met a silver lining quite like the fleeting but INTENSE satisfaction of scratching a bug bite or blowing your nose while suffering from allergies.
October 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I have to say, I have never met a silver lining quite like the fleeting but INTENSE satisfaction of scratching a bug bite or blowing your nose while suffering from allergies.
Just finally got caught up with Stranger Things, and really my only gripe about Season 4 is Hopper's feet.
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Just finally got caught up with Stranger Things, and really my only gripe about Season 4 is Hopper's feet.
Parenting Still Life #5: A Mom Purse
September 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Parenting Still Life #5: A Mom Purse
Parenting Still Life #4: Rice Grains and Puzzle Pieces on the Master Bed #parenting
August 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Parenting Still Life #4: Rice Grains and Puzzle Pieces on the Master Bed #parenting
Reposted by Elisabeth Kamakawiwoole
People have been telling me for years to read Howl's Moving Castle. I've finally started it and two paragraphs in I'm SOLD.
June 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
People have been telling me for years to read Howl's Moving Castle. I've finally started it and two paragraphs in I'm SOLD.
Parenting Still Life #3. The doorway to a supposedly empty room. I'm afraid to enter. Is it a shrine? A ward? To keep away the pixies? The children know something I don't.
January 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Parenting Still Life #3. The doorway to a supposedly empty room. I'm afraid to enter. Is it a shrine? A ward? To keep away the pixies? The children know something I don't.
Every day I get a large mocha frappe from McDonald's, but today we had a huge snowstorm, which obviously means I had to shovel out my driveway and brush down my car to go get my frozen coffee.
January 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Every day I get a large mocha frappe from McDonald's, but today we had a huge snowstorm, which obviously means I had to shovel out my driveway and brush down my car to go get my frozen coffee.
Why I love children: because my 1-year-old little son blew kisses at the DMV lady as we left today.
January 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Why I love children: because my 1-year-old little son blew kisses at the DMV lady as we left today.
Day-job-wise: moved to a fully remote, less stressful position in a new company, which has had a terrific trickledown effect.
Writing-wise: ran my book through 36 beta readers.
But most importantly: I SIGNED WITH MY DREAM AGENT!! #kidlitchat
Writing-wise: ran my book through 36 beta readers.
But most importantly: I SIGNED WITH MY DREAM AGENT!! #kidlitchat
January 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Day-job-wise: moved to a fully remote, less stressful position in a new company, which has had a terrific trickledown effect.
Writing-wise: ran my book through 36 beta readers.
But most importantly: I SIGNED WITH MY DREAM AGENT!! #kidlitchat
Writing-wise: ran my book through 36 beta readers.
But most importantly: I SIGNED WITH MY DREAM AGENT!! #kidlitchat
Parenting Still Life #2: Post-Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Parenting Still Life #2: Post-Christmas
Parenting Still Life #01: A Sink
December 16, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Parenting Still Life #01: A Sink
New parenting fear unlocked.
Yes, those are raisins.
Yes, those are raisins.
December 14, 2024 at 3:43 PM
New parenting fear unlocked.
Yes, those are raisins.
Yes, those are raisins.
I have to say, I really do appreciate the cinematic aspect of national news recently. The writers of the last few seasons really know how to hold my interest
December 10, 2024 at 10:53 AM
I have to say, I really do appreciate the cinematic aspect of national news recently. The writers of the last few seasons really know how to hold my interest
It is pitch dark and 30 degrees and my neighbor is mowing his lawn
December 4, 2024 at 10:28 PM
It is pitch dark and 30 degrees and my neighbor is mowing his lawn
Thank you, #SpotifyWrapped, for accurately summing up my life.
#parentsky #motherhood #parenting #kids #momsky
#parentsky #motherhood #parenting #kids #momsky
December 4, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Thank you, #SpotifyWrapped, for accurately summing up my life.
#parentsky #motherhood #parenting #kids #momsky
#parentsky #motherhood #parenting #kids #momsky
Let the toddler lock me out of the house once, shame on me. Let the toddler lock me out of the house again...yeah, I deserve it.
December 3, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Let the toddler lock me out of the house once, shame on me. Let the toddler lock me out of the house again...yeah, I deserve it.
This year when you take your child to see The Nutcracker, make sure to catch the gleam of wonder in your child's eyes. You'll only have about half a second before it's gone and they start on their list of why the whole thing was terrible
December 2, 2024 at 12:59 AM
This year when you take your child to see The Nutcracker, make sure to catch the gleam of wonder in your child's eyes. You'll only have about half a second before it's gone and they start on their list of why the whole thing was terrible
The way I can tell I'm at a good comedy show is when it makes me laugh so hard I get an asthma attack and have to use my inhaler. Twice.
December 1, 2024 at 4:44 AM
The way I can tell I'm at a good comedy show is when it makes me laugh so hard I get an asthma attack and have to use my inhaler. Twice.
November 27, 2024 at 4:33 PM