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I'm an 8bit figment of your imagination
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June 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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VICTORY, THEY FUCKING PROVED THE COVID/MAST CELL LINK IS THE SPIKE PROTEIN

I HAVE A CONCLUSIVE PAPER TO SHOW PEOPLE WHO WHINE AT ME ABOUT MY FUCKING DIPHENHYDRAMINE PRE-VACCINE ADVICE NOW
May 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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We need to call out the blatant lie being pushed by the Trump administration—that Elon’s staffers have only “read-only” access. It has been confirmed across departments that they have “administrative” access to computer systems.
February 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Elon Musk’s 20-year-old staffers are not only demanding access to highly restricted information but are also displaying aggressive behavior—shouting at anyone who stands in their way, resorting to name-calling, throwing tantrums, and even hitting objects in anger.
February 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.

Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.

But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.

They aren’t firing for a reason.
January 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Please listen to disabled & marginalized people

We’ve been trying to warn you for years

We’re in an unprecedented time. History is repeating itself & fascism is back.

You may not see it because you’re not a “target”. You may not care because you think you’re safe.

No one is safe. Fight with us
January 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
🍡Gung Hay Fat Choy! 🧧
January 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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On this National Day of Mourning, we remember former President Jimmy Carter. The National Park System evolved during Jimmy Carter's presidency to preserve many special places Americans enjoy today.
January 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Trump literally sells pardons.

Media: *crickets*

Biden pardons his only living son.

Media: OUTRAGE!
December 2, 2024 at 9:19 PM