Eliphas Sagan
@eliphas-sagan.bsky.social
(He/Him) Book enthusiast, movie nerd, non-theistic Satanist.
A little late with the family pumpkin carvings. Wolverine, a Sandworm, and a Creeper.
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A little late with the family pumpkin carvings. Wolverine, a Sandworm, and a Creeper.
It’s been 45 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona.
Mike Johnson is still refusing to swear her in because she’s the final vote for the discharge petition to release the Epstein files.
Mike Johnson is still refusing to swear her in because she’s the final vote for the discharge petition to release the Epstein files.
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Our government is shut down but nobody is paying attention because our president is an idiotic cunt who is sending troops to invade our cities for fraudulent reasons because he’s a pedophile.
October 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Our government is shut down but nobody is paying attention because our president is an idiotic cunt who is sending troops to invade our cities for fraudulent reasons because he’s a pedophile.
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Are you seeing ICE recruitment commercials during #AEWDynamite or Collision?
In AEW, we say ABOLISH ICE, ABOLISH FASCISM.
Tell the networks to SAY NO TO ICE during AEW!
HBO: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
TBS: tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
TNT: tntdrama.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
In AEW, we say ABOLISH ICE, ABOLISH FASCISM.
Tell the networks to SAY NO TO ICE during AEW!
HBO: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
TBS: tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
TNT: tntdrama.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
HBO Max | Feedback
help.hbomax.com
October 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Are you seeing ICE recruitment commercials during #AEWDynamite or Collision?
In AEW, we say ABOLISH ICE, ABOLISH FASCISM.
Tell the networks to SAY NO TO ICE during AEW!
HBO: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
TBS: tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
TNT: tntdrama.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
In AEW, we say ABOLISH ICE, ABOLISH FASCISM.
Tell the networks to SAY NO TO ICE during AEW!
HBO: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
TBS: tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
TNT: tntdrama.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
That tiny little blue sliver on the right is what MAGA cultists are collectively shitting themselves over. 🙄
October 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
That tiny little blue sliver on the right is what MAGA cultists are collectively shitting themselves over. 🙄
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
When you try to describe a leftist without ever actually talking to a leftist.
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September 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
When you try to describe a leftist without ever actually talking to a leftist.
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My thoughts on the Charlie Kirk shooting. Fun fact if you know what movie this is from. The guy who gets sucked into the plane is a former professional wrestler who got blacklisted for his Christian nationalist and anti LGBTQ comments. Then became a car salesman and now....he's a Sheriff's deputy. 🤮
September 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My thoughts on the Charlie Kirk shooting. Fun fact if you know what movie this is from. The guy who gets sucked into the plane is a former professional wrestler who got blacklisted for his Christian nationalist and anti LGBTQ comments. Then became a car salesman and now....he's a Sheriff's deputy. 🤮
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When Laura Ingraham was a student at Dartmouth, she attended a meeting of the Gay Student Union and wrote down the names of the attendees, which she then published in the student newspaper. This was a time when it was very dangerous to be outed as gay. She is a dispicable, vile person.
August 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
When Laura Ingraham was a student at Dartmouth, she attended a meeting of the Gay Student Union and wrote down the names of the attendees, which she then published in the student newspaper. This was a time when it was very dangerous to be outed as gay. She is a dispicable, vile person.
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If Ashli Babbitt's parents really wanted to avenge her death they would, instead of pitifully whitewashing her legacy, be suing Fox News for filling their child's gullible head with dangerous nonsense that directly led to her death.
August 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If Ashli Babbitt's parents really wanted to avenge her death they would, instead of pitifully whitewashing her legacy, be suing Fox News for filling their child's gullible head with dangerous nonsense that directly led to her death.
Watched the trailer for Star Trek: Starfleet Academy and it looks like it could very quickly turn into the equivalent of a CW teen drama. One Tree Hill with space ships. I miss Brave New Worlds already.
July 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Watched the trailer for Star Trek: Starfleet Academy and it looks like it could very quickly turn into the equivalent of a CW teen drama. One Tree Hill with space ships. I miss Brave New Worlds already.
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BREAKING: In a unanimous decision, a federal court of appeals has ruled that Louisiana's law requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in all public school classrooms is unconstitutional.
We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.
We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.
June 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
BREAKING: In a unanimous decision, a federal court of appeals has ruled that Louisiana's law requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in all public school classrooms is unconstitutional.
We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.
We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.
Maybe Kristi Noem finally became allergic to being a piece of shit.
June 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Maybe Kristi Noem finally became allergic to being a piece of shit.
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i'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.
June 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.
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UPDATE: David Huerta was just released from custody!
June 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
UPDATE: David Huerta was just released from custody!
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Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Health secretary removes every member of scientific committee that advises the CDC on how vaccines should be used.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Health secretary removes every member of scientific committee that advises the CDC on how vaccines should be used.
June 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Health secretary removes every member of scientific committee that advises the CDC on how vaccines should be used.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Health secretary removes every member of scientific committee that advises the CDC on how vaccines should be used.
I see a lot of pictures from #LA and other places where #protesters are flying Mexican flags. You should be flying US flags. You are defending your Constitutional rights. Don't let the #gestapo paint you as foreign enemies. Show the world that you represent the #US, not the #federalthugs.
June 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I see a lot of pictures from #LA and other places where #protesters are flying Mexican flags. You should be flying US flags. You are defending your Constitutional rights. Don't let the #gestapo paint you as foreign enemies. Show the world that you represent the #US, not the #federalthugs.
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Nat Guard/DHS threw tear gas canisters and smoke grenades into the crowd. Protesters and media hit. Pellet rounds deployed. All to seemingly clear path for a convoy of DHS/Border Patrol vehicles. I got hit but fine after an eye rinse.
June 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Nat Guard/DHS threw tear gas canisters and smoke grenades into the crowd. Protesters and media hit. Pellet rounds deployed. All to seemingly clear path for a convoy of DHS/Border Patrol vehicles. I got hit but fine after an eye rinse.
"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." - Admiral Adama #LA #laprotests #ICEprotests #martiallaw
June 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." - Admiral Adama #LA #laprotests #ICEprotests #martiallaw
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DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
June 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake