Elinor
@elinor.bsky.social
i believe my dog understands english and is on par intelligence with me--this isn't a joke
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i believe my dog understands english and is on par intelligence with me--this isn't a joke
would love to know yours @delightmonster.bsky.social, @niina.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
would love to know yours @delightmonster.bsky.social, @niina.bsky.social
I am over on Zona Motel today giving my recs for scariest books I've ever read for paid subscribers: substack.com/inbox/post/1...
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I am over on Zona Motel today giving my recs for scariest books I've ever read for paid subscribers: substack.com/inbox/post/1...
BRB changing my name to 'Blood Spider Orchid'
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
BRB changing my name to 'Blood Spider Orchid'
I think it’s funny on tv shows or whatevs when they show people’s lock screens on their phones and it’s like always a pic of their kids or partner or a vacation/beautiful landscape. In my experience ppl’s lock screens are far more unhinged. Here’s my latest one:
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I think it’s funny on tv shows or whatevs when they show people’s lock screens on their phones and it’s like always a pic of their kids or partner or a vacation/beautiful landscape. In my experience ppl’s lock screens are far more unhinged. Here’s my latest one:
Here’s our usual situation ☹️
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Here’s our usual situation ☹️
Me too Kristen Stewart
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Me too Kristen Stewart
lily allen dressed as madeline for halloween-- chef's kiss
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
lily allen dressed as madeline for halloween-- chef's kiss
Four books to get to know me
October 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Four books to get to know me
rewriting the lyrics to CANCELLED! by taylor swift so it's about my dog. forget max martin, now this is a hit in the making
October 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
rewriting the lyrics to CANCELLED! by taylor swift so it's about my dog. forget max martin, now this is a hit in the making
this is a pinterest ad i got today 👁️
October 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
this is a pinterest ad i got today 👁️
I review Liz Gilbert’s new addiction/recovery memoir and I do not hold back lol. If that sounds fun to you here is a link: tinyurl.com/4vr792zw
(I also review one of my fave horror comedies of all time—Ready or Not)
(I also review one of my fave horror comedies of all time—Ready or Not)
September 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I review Liz Gilbert’s new addiction/recovery memoir and I do not hold back lol. If that sounds fun to you here is a link: tinyurl.com/4vr792zw
(I also review one of my fave horror comedies of all time—Ready or Not)
(I also review one of my fave horror comedies of all time—Ready or Not)
i updated this meme to be about my own perverse comfort watches
September 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i updated this meme to be about my own perverse comfort watches
thinking again about my incredibly long hair i grew during lockdown...
September 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
thinking again about my incredibly long hair i grew during lockdown...
September 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This could be a Chappell Roan album cover today
July 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This could be a Chappell Roan album cover today
I trust anyone who meets my dog and starts calling him “sir” right off the bat— it speaks to me of an essential understanding of his nature
July 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I trust anyone who meets my dog and starts calling him “sir” right off the bat— it speaks to me of an essential understanding of his nature
the bitchiest church sign of all time. the period at the end makes it extra feel like a passive aggressive text message
July 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
the bitchiest church sign of all time. the period at the end makes it extra feel like a passive aggressive text message
god, ugly gen z clothes go so hard. respect.
July 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
god, ugly gen z clothes go so hard. respect.
This is my dog watching me from bed this morning
July 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is my dog watching me from bed this morning