Elijah Skramstad
elijahskramstad.bsky.social
Elijah Skramstad
@elijahskramstad.bsky.social
I’m so excited!
Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
April 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Reposted by Elijah Skramstad
I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff
April 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Reposted by Elijah Skramstad
national. high speed. pneumatic tube infrastructure. for corndogs
April 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Isn't there a joy in knowing that after a hard day, a cake awaits you in the fridge at home? That joy disappears once the cake is gone.
“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” is such a damn stupid phrase…I don’t want to own a cake for, like, display purposes. Is that a thing people want?? A /liability/??

No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.
April 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
How can we reduce the fundamental principles of Equality and Freedom for All from our Bill of Rights to nothing? Do we want a society where only the wealthy and well-connected few thrive, leaving everyone else behind? Isn't this reminiscent of how Russia functions?
i am like 80% serious when i say that woke is the only thing that kept this country together
turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness
April 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM