Elijah Zarlin
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Elijah Zarlin
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If dad jokes were funny, they’d just be called jokes.
Digital at @yellowdotstudios.bsky.social
Believe the sun exists.
Sorry, what was he falsely incriminated of again?
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
“An analysis by BBC Verify shows neighborhoods behind the Yellow Line have been destroyed by IDF forces, in an act some [ME] say may [er obviously does] constitute a violation of the Trump-led [please] cease-fire between Israel and Hamas”
Report: IDF destroyed over 1,500 buildings in Israeli-controlled Gaza since cease-fire
An Analysis by BBC Verify Shows Neighborhoods Behind the Yellow Line Have Been Destroyed by IDF Forces, in an Act Some Say May Constitute a Violation of the Trump-led Cease-fire Between Israel and Ham...
www.haaretz.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Why hasn’t Grist of all outlets gotten this yet? If they are worried about precision they can always just go with the “Burning fossil fuel which is responsible for 75% of heat trapping pollution made Melissa way worse” tho I prefer your way!
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
But it can still take corporate money right?!?
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Forcing an end to the filibuster would have been a great result. But *neither* party wants that because the ability to pass legislation would reveal who both of them are.

But this shutdown cave also reveals how pathetic Dems are, so hopefully it will at least bring the Dem party closer to death.
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Mamdani used to rap. This is an anti-semitic assault on a musical genre that was wholly created by the Beastie Boys, who were Jewish, and were tragically never able to have Bar Mitzvahs and become Beastie Men. A shonda!
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Especially when Zohran finishes over 50% 🙄
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Must be more of that “radical left political violence” 🙄
September 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM