Elijah Zarlin
@elijahion.bsky.social
If dad jokes were funny, they’d just be called jokes.
Digital at @yellowdotstudios.bsky.social
Believe the sun exists.
Digital at @yellowdotstudios.bsky.social
Believe the sun exists.
“Report: IDF Destroyed Over 1,500 Buildings in IDF-controlled Parts of Gaza Since Cease-fire Took Effect”
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
“Report: IDF Destroyed Over 1,500 Buildings in IDF-controlled Parts of Gaza Since Cease-fire Took Effect”
Federal employees are sacrificing so much to be a bulwark against Oligarchy, and because they actually believe in the essential project of government. It sucks on so many levels that the Dems are shitting all over them for nothing.
www.gravityisgone.com/a-slap-in-th... by @davelevitan.bsky.social
www.gravityisgone.com/a-slap-in-th... by @davelevitan.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Federal employees are sacrificing so much to be a bulwark against Oligarchy, and because they actually believe in the essential project of government. It sucks on so many levels that the Dems are shitting all over them for nothing.
www.gravityisgone.com/a-slap-in-th... by @davelevitan.bsky.social
www.gravityisgone.com/a-slap-in-th... by @davelevitan.bsky.social
“Deir Al-Balah, Gaza Strip — Israel’s military said Wednesday that the ceasefire was back on in Gaza after it carried out heavy airstrikes overnight across the Palestinian territory that killed 104 people, including 66 women and children, according to local health officials.”
October 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
“Deir Al-Balah, Gaza Strip — Israel’s military said Wednesday that the ceasefire was back on in Gaza after it carried out heavy airstrikes overnight across the Palestinian territory that killed 104 people, including 66 women and children, according to local health officials.”
Lol was it something I said @captmarkkelly.bsky.social?
October 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Lol was it something I said @captmarkkelly.bsky.social?
Sure, on the one hand, Democratic Scam PACs are bad. But on the other, it’s where I get to do my sickest burns.
September 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Sure, on the one hand, Democratic Scam PACs are bad. But on the other, it’s where I get to do my sickest burns.
You want some f*ckin cancel cultureDisney, you got it.
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You want some f*ckin cancel cultureDisney, you got it.
Lol. No pun intended I’m suuuuuure.
September 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Lol. No pun intended I’m suuuuuure.
These @actblueorg.bsky.social policy changes should do a lot to hamstring Mothership’s self-dealing scam PACS and the like. But these policies would have done more if they’s been enacted years ago. Mothership’s grift has been open and obvious for a long time.
August 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
These @actblueorg.bsky.social policy changes should do a lot to hamstring Mothership’s self-dealing scam PACS and the like. But these policies would have done more if they’s been enacted years ago. Mothership’s grift has been open and obvious for a long time.
This. This. This. Schumer. Jeffries. Harris. Schiff. Etc.
Props to @rbreich.bsky.social for saying this obvious fact out loud.
www.democraticunderground.com/100220516042
Props to @rbreich.bsky.social for saying this obvious fact out loud.
www.democraticunderground.com/100220516042
July 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This. This. This. Schumer. Jeffries. Harris. Schiff. Etc.
Props to @rbreich.bsky.social for saying this obvious fact out loud.
www.democraticunderground.com/100220516042
Props to @rbreich.bsky.social for saying this obvious fact out loud.
www.democraticunderground.com/100220516042
My new spam text auto reply. Hope it helps!
July 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My new spam text auto reply. Hope it helps!
I mean, Jesse Armstrong did think of this. And it was quite effective.
July 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I mean, Jesse Armstrong did think of this. And it was quite effective.
And to be fair the turnout did seem very damp.
June 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
And to be fair the turnout did seem very damp.
Things aren’t going great but at least we have this collab
June 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Things aren’t going great but at least we have this collab
Lest we forget, the man loves a TACO bowl!
June 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Lest we forget, the man loves a TACO bowl!
FFS Apple Intelligence, how about you just show me what my friend said, instead of whatever garbage this is
May 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
FFS Apple Intelligence, how about you just show me what my friend said, instead of whatever garbage this is
And what would Mr. Pete like me to bring to the bbq inside him?
May 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
And what would Mr. Pete like me to bring to the bbq inside him?
You need like a phd in philosophy to respond to spam texts these days
April 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
You need like a phd in philosophy to respond to spam texts these days
and a 3-way mirror!
March 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
and a 3-way mirror!
Hey, it’s Berniewouldawonsday again. We’re just berning through the week!
March 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Hey, it’s Berniewouldawonsday again. We’re just berning through the week!
See a lot of glee about the Swasticar stock's slide over the past couple months — but really it's only erased the stock bump/Musk's windfall *since Trump's election.*
Tesla's 112 P/E ratio is 15x Toyota's. At an equivalent 7.4 P/E to Toyota, Tesla's stock would be at $15 a share. Aim for that.
Tesla's 112 P/E ratio is 15x Toyota's. At an equivalent 7.4 P/E to Toyota, Tesla's stock would be at $15 a share. Aim for that.
March 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
See a lot of glee about the Swasticar stock's slide over the past couple months — but really it's only erased the stock bump/Musk's windfall *since Trump's election.*
Tesla's 112 P/E ratio is 15x Toyota's. At an equivalent 7.4 P/E to Toyota, Tesla's stock would be at $15 a share. Aim for that.
Tesla's 112 P/E ratio is 15x Toyota's. At an equivalent 7.4 P/E to Toyota, Tesla's stock would be at $15 a share. Aim for that.
Also a reminder that THE MOST POPULAR CANDIDATE IN 2024 WAS NOT VOTING.
NOT VOTING trounced Trump's (alleged) 77M vote count by 15%, and Harris' (alleged) 75M by almost 19%.
NOT VOTING trounced Trump's (alleged) 77M vote count by 15%, and Harris' (alleged) 75M by almost 19%.
March 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Also a reminder that THE MOST POPULAR CANDIDATE IN 2024 WAS NOT VOTING.
NOT VOTING trounced Trump's (alleged) 77M vote count by 15%, and Harris' (alleged) 75M by almost 19%.
NOT VOTING trounced Trump's (alleged) 77M vote count by 15%, and Harris' (alleged) 75M by almost 19%.
Rod Stewart is
1) absolutely killing it and
2) 2 years younger than Joe Biden
1) absolutely killing it and
2) 2 years younger than Joe Biden
January 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Rod Stewart is
1) absolutely killing it and
2) 2 years younger than Joe Biden
1) absolutely killing it and
2) 2 years younger than Joe Biden
One great irony (and semi-asside) here is that there are of course actual Nazis in the US. They are electing Republican politicians who are both legitimizing the nazis and are the most fervent supporters of Israel!
February 11, 2024 at 7:42 PM
One great irony (and semi-asside) here is that there are of course actual Nazis in the US. They are electing Republican politicians who are both legitimizing the nazis and are the most fervent supporters of Israel!
What - according to this report - does actual anti-semitism look like and how prevalent is it?
3% of Jews report experiencing physical attacks. 12% report being the target of comments online.
3% of Jews report experiencing physical attacks. 12% report being the target of comments online.
February 11, 2024 at 7:38 PM
What - according to this report - does actual anti-semitism look like and how prevalent is it?
3% of Jews report experiencing physical attacks. 12% report being the target of comments online.
3% of Jews report experiencing physical attacks. 12% report being the target of comments online.