Y’all— my actual mother was one fucking episode away from having one of her wigs seen on RuPaul’s Drag Race 😭 please support a small business and follow her on instagram @wigs_by_mama_licksher! Her commissions are open 🖤

Also— should she make a Bluesky???

I know I’m getting old because this bitch fucking slaps

Hey Phaedra! What am I now?

The dryer letting me know my clothes are ready:

One thing about me is I know how to wrap a mf present, okay?

Audrey II looks like a brussels sprout

“So you’re gonna shame people who voted for Trump but praise Luigi?”

Me:

If you’re my plug, and I send you this: it means I’m looking for an oz

Me singing along to Cynthia Erivo

This new update makes everything look like a porn app 💀

What are y’all wearing to Wicked? I’ll start:

I just know this mf has arthritis