E. LicksHer
@elicksher.bsky.social
a magician who won’t do kids’ parties
Casey Anthony: I made a TikTok!
1st comment: White OJ
1st comment: White OJ
March 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Casey Anthony: I made a TikTok!
1st comment: White OJ
1st comment: White OJ
Do y’all think Quasimodo can store water in his hunch back like a camel?
February 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Do y’all think Quasimodo can store water in his hunch back like a camel?
Y’all— my actual mother was one fucking episode away from having one of her wigs seen on RuPaul’s Drag Race 😭 please support a small business and follow her on instagram @wigs_by_mama_licksher! Her commissions are open 🖤
Also— should she make a Bluesky???
Also— should she make a Bluesky???
February 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Y’all— my actual mother was one fucking episode away from having one of her wigs seen on RuPaul’s Drag Race 😭 please support a small business and follow her on instagram @wigs_by_mama_licksher! Her commissions are open 🖤
Also— should she make a Bluesky???
Also— should she make a Bluesky???
Whenever I don’t want to do a task at work I make sure I have plumber’s crack. I was asked to stop doing inventory (which I wasn’t getting paid to do anyway, so) 🤷🏻😂
February 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Whenever I don’t want to do a task at work I make sure I have plumber’s crack. I was asked to stop doing inventory (which I wasn’t getting paid to do anyway, so) 🤷🏻😂
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There isn’t a day that goes by that I wish I was a tenor. 🥲
February 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
There isn’t a day that goes by that I wish I was a tenor. 🥲
I wore long sleeves all weekend and when I got changed for work this morning I forgot I was tatted 💀
February 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I wore long sleeves all weekend and when I got changed for work this morning I forgot I was tatted 💀
I can collect unemployment if my job is haunted, right?
February 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I can collect unemployment if my job is haunted, right?
I know I’m getting old because this bitch fucking slaps
February 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I know I’m getting old because this bitch fucking slaps
Do I delete Facebook or act like I got hacked and only share the ai videos your grandparents think are real?
February 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Do I delete Facebook or act like I got hacked and only share the ai videos your grandparents think are real?
I just broke my nail for the first time in probably 20 years and I forgot how bad it hurts 😭 holy shit
February 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I just broke my nail for the first time in probably 20 years and I forgot how bad it hurts 😭 holy shit
Out of all the ban books in the USA, “M*in K*mpf” is not on that list? Groundbreaking 🙃
January 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Out of all the ban books in the USA, “M*in K*mpf” is not on that list? Groundbreaking 🙃
Ngl, I was in Montreal during the inauguration and struggling to read French was so much better than what was happening back home
January 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Ngl, I was in Montreal during the inauguration and struggling to read French was so much better than what was happening back home
Now hold up… 🧐
Thinking about when my twitter got shut down I put in my appeal that I was being targeted for my “right wing beliefs” and got it back literally the next day…
January 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Now hold up… 🧐
And should just quit drag 🤷🏻
As far as I'm concerned, if keeping your vision for your film under budget requires A.I., you're admitting to the world that you suck at creative problem-solving.
January 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
And should just quit drag 🤷🏻
Y’all— Vermont hates magic 😂 I was lit at a party tonight and someone INSISTED on me doing a trick while I was extremely unprepared. I fooled them (and the room) so good that homie went nonverbal (out of anger) for the rest of the night 😂😂😂
January 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Y’all— Vermont hates magic 😂 I was lit at a party tonight and someone INSISTED on me doing a trick while I was extremely unprepared. I fooled them (and the room) so good that homie went nonverbal (out of anger) for the rest of the night 😂😂😂
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I joke with my other celiac pals about the “gluten-free tax,” the extra we have to pay for gluten free versions of staples like pasta or bread
But Girl Scouts don’t charge a gluten-free tax, their gluten-free cookies are the same price as the rest, making them some of the cheapest GF cookies around
But Girl Scouts don’t charge a gluten-free tax, their gluten-free cookies are the same price as the rest, making them some of the cheapest GF cookies around
January 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I joke with my other celiac pals about the “gluten-free tax,” the extra we have to pay for gluten free versions of staples like pasta or bread
But Girl Scouts don’t charge a gluten-free tax, their gluten-free cookies are the same price as the rest, making them some of the cheapest GF cookies around
But Girl Scouts don’t charge a gluten-free tax, their gluten-free cookies are the same price as the rest, making them some of the cheapest GF cookies around
The dryer letting me know my clothes are ready:
January 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The dryer letting me know my clothes are ready:
To the girl next to me in Planet Fitness with a Five Guys soda cup:
You better Werq diva; at least you showed up.
You better Werq diva; at least you showed up.
January 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
To the girl next to me in Planet Fitness with a Five Guys soda cup:
You better Werq diva; at least you showed up.
You better Werq diva; at least you showed up.
Coming from someone who gets paid to roast people, too many of y’all from my generation (and younger) are wayyy too comfortable saying the r-word. It’s beyond pathetic.
January 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Coming from someone who gets paid to roast people, too many of y’all from my generation (and younger) are wayyy too comfortable saying the r-word. It’s beyond pathetic.
Intrusive thoughts: 1
A coworker I wouldn’t trust to be left alone with a spork: 0
A coworker I wouldn’t trust to be left alone with a spork: 0
January 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Intrusive thoughts: 1
A coworker I wouldn’t trust to be left alone with a spork: 0
A coworker I wouldn’t trust to be left alone with a spork: 0
Damn— I just can’t stop thinking about the Vivienne
January 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Damn— I just can’t stop thinking about the Vivienne
Nosferatu is wild. Wdym Count Oarlock is fucking your wife? Just give him a garlic knot 😭
January 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Nosferatu is wild. Wdym Count Oarlock is fucking your wife? Just give him a garlic knot 😭
My brother (38) just found a conspiracy theorist and a philosopher are not the same thing. Happy New Year everyone.
January 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My brother (38) just found a conspiracy theorist and a philosopher are not the same thing. Happy New Year everyone.