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Eli Allison
@eliallison.bsky.social
Nerd Writer & Angry Artist.
I live in Yorkshire, hate sunshine, and do not enjoy long walks on the beach or anywhere. In fact, I get upset at having to walk to the fridge for cheese.
But it will be different this time around... even though that has never been the case in all of human history...😶
July 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I agree. They do get more as they progress, but still, having people's lives in your hands...
Forgiving their student debt would be a great way of giving them a 'pay rise' without having to find more money from the 'NHS' pot.
July 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Basic salary of a level one Doctor in training is £32,000. You start paying back at £28,470.
July 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
So the tag line, 'what Keir has done for you?', is a bit cringe 😶but have a gander at this. Everything should be taken with a pinch of salt but the list isn't small. whathaskeirdone.co.uk
This is what Keir Starmer has done for you so far
The Tories presided over 14 years of decline, undermined our public services, and wrecked our economy. Keir Starmer's Labour Government is getting on with the job, fixing the foundations of our countr...
whathaskeirdone.co.uk
July 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Or the Ants finally sick of our shit are invading...
a cartoon character says " and i for one welcome our new insect overlords " on a television screen
ALT: a cartoon character says " and i for one welcome our new insect overlords " on a television screen
media.tenor.com
July 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
He's off to represent the whole of the British State at the buffet, late.
May 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
If they're smart (and soulless), they'll pump out the last few films on the books. Go on a hiatus for a couple of years, and then, bang! Re-boot! And we'll see all the same stories but less fun, and with a younger cast. But they won't, gotta keep Disney's market share up.
May 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Ahh, but do I have to watch all the Marvel movies, TV tie-ins, one-off Christmas specials, and sacrifice an original IP on the Marvel Gods altar, to understand the what the fuck is going on in the film?
May 1, 2025 at 7:15 AM
That is so fucking sad... I mean not surprising, but still.... fucking hell.
April 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The government is bringing most passenger train operators under public ownership. Nationalisation will start in 2025 and is expected to finish in 2027.
I agree with you on water, it should be publicly owned.
April 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It really is the worst timeline
a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor
ALT: a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Ha! I'm writing a short story about this right now. Where only the rich can pay for real facts.
April 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Loving how they don't let being behind during games, drag them down. 🤞
February 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM