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Eli D
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Trans rights are human rights.
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TVs are crazy cheap
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Less a bus and more a train car that grew tires. It’s even odder looking in person.
A Dulles mobile lounge, which looks like…a futuristic bus as imagined by someone in the 80s
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Hyperreality at the grocery store
La Croix flavor “Sunshine”
November 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Same energy
Vanity fair article headline “Glenn Beck Is Very, Very Sorry for Donald Trump”
November 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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lol
“Meta Plans Fourth Restructuring of AI Efforts in Six Months” By Kalley Huang
August 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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And its jokes are fucking atrocious
“Tell me wife I'm running late but do it in a jokey tone” “Oh no! My love, l'm going to be a little late. l've encountered a slight delay. It seems l've been abducted by an alien who insisted I solve a series of increasingly difficult riddles before being returned to Earth. The good …”
August 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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I just hope my LinkedIn profile About Me section has hit its intended targets
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July 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Just got the results of my annual review. Harsh but fair.
Dad’s Report Card: Math - B+ Jokes - C Cooking - A+ Science - A Fashion - C- Dancing - D Hugs - A+
June 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM