Rt. Hon. Elhaam Namet-Allah
@elhaammpsp.bsky.social
Former PP/PP Deputy Whip Nutella
Right Honourable Member for Lanark-Frontenac-Kingston
Partner of @sufyanmpsp.bsky.social
I love to colour on the wall with crayons!
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Right Honourable Member for Lanark-Frontenac-Kingston
Partner of @sufyanmpsp.bsky.social
I love to colour on the wall with crayons!
MPSP Parody Account
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I guess the Brainrot Party followed through on their defense promises!!
January 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I guess the Brainrot Party followed through on their defense promises!!
Why am I at work and not heckling people
January 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Why am I at work and not heckling people
No one is thinking about my clothes, my shoes, my hair, my makeup, and all the diabetes that will follow the rootbeer flooding
January 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
No one is thinking about my clothes, my shoes, my hair, my makeup, and all the diabetes that will follow the rootbeer flooding
I’m now hearing this is fake news!!!!
Root beer is falling from the sky and ruining my hair and makeup!!!
January 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’m now hearing this is fake news!!!!
Root beer is falling from the sky and ruining my hair and makeup!!!
January 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Root beer is falling from the sky and ruining my hair and makeup!!!
A bunch of people just shook my hand… apparently they are right honorables?
January 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A bunch of people just shook my hand… apparently they are right honorables?
I witnessed a pack of Pokémon cards being opened in the House of Common and I witnessed a pack of Magic the Gathering cards being opened in the House of Commons and now I feel like I will be absorbed by nerds. Might as well make a nerd party!
January 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I witnessed a pack of Pokémon cards being opened in the House of Common and I witnessed a pack of Magic the Gathering cards being opened in the House of Commons and now I feel like I will be absorbed by nerds. Might as well make a nerd party!
Brain rotted so hard they’re clueless
January 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Brain rotted so hard they’re clueless
I’m too clueless to join the clueless party
January 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’m too clueless to join the clueless party
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We won so hard that we got tired of winning. We had to dissolve our party because we were just too good at winning.
January 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We won so hard that we got tired of winning. We had to dissolve our party because we were just too good at winning.
No one corrected me…
Is it pronounced gee-yat?
Is it pronounced gee-yat?
January 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
No one corrected me…
Is it pronounced gee-yat?
Is it pronounced gee-yat?
I can prove the Brat Party WRONG! I CAN wake up during fundays depressed and I WILL wake up on fundays depressed!!!
January 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I can prove the Brat Party WRONG! I CAN wake up during fundays depressed and I WILL wake up on fundays depressed!!!
If Mondays become Fundays, won’t Tuesdays become Mondays? I think I am still gonna wake up depressed at some point in the week.
January 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If Mondays become Fundays, won’t Tuesdays become Mondays? I think I am still gonna wake up depressed at some point in the week.
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Guys I’m Deputy Nutella
January 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Guys I’m Deputy Nutella
Whenever the word « deputy » is said I think of horsies
January 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Whenever the word « deputy » is said I think of horsies
All these BOOMs are getting scary
January 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
All these BOOMs are getting scary
Let’s forget about Robux and focus on Quanah bucks and coins in Hayday
January 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Let’s forget about Robux and focus on Quanah bucks and coins in Hayday
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We should change minister titles to “Big Kid”
‘Minister of ___’ ==> ‘The Big Kid in charge of ___’
‘Minister of ___’ ==> ‘The Big Kid in charge of ___’
January 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
We should change minister titles to “Big Kid”
‘Minister of ___’ ==> ‘The Big Kid in charge of ___’
‘Minister of ___’ ==> ‘The Big Kid in charge of ___’
Monsters only live under my bed not at my dinner table
January 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Monsters only live under my bed not at my dinner table
Why are people saying H-E double hockey stick?
January 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Why are people saying H-E double hockey stick?
#LQ9882YQ0 add me on hay day on your iPads
January 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
#LQ9882YQ0 add me on hay day on your iPads
But will it fix my heart boo boos
January 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
But will it fix my heart boo boos
Bed times are for babies and alarms are for boring people so I’m gonna be late tomorrow
January 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Bed times are for babies and alarms are for boring people so I’m gonna be late tomorrow