Rt. Hon. Elhaam Namet-Allah
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Rt. Hon. Elhaam Namet-Allah
@elhaammpsp.bsky.social
Former PP/PP Deputy Whip Nutella
Right Honourable Member for Lanark-Frontenac-Kingston
Partner of @sufyanmpsp.bsky.social
I love to colour on the wall with crayons!
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I guess the Brainrot Party followed through on their defense promises!!
January 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Why am I at work and not heckling people
January 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
No one is thinking about my clothes, my shoes, my hair, my makeup, and all the diabetes that will follow the rootbeer flooding
January 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’m now hearing this is fake news!!!!
Root beer is falling from the sky and ruining my hair and makeup!!!
January 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Root beer is falling from the sky and ruining my hair and makeup!!!
January 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
A bunch of people just shook my hand… apparently they are right honorables?
January 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I witnessed a pack of Pokémon cards being opened in the House of Common and I witnessed a pack of Magic the Gathering cards being opened in the House of Commons and now I feel like I will be absorbed by nerds. Might as well make a nerd party!
January 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Brain rotted so hard they’re clueless
January 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’m too clueless to join the clueless party
January 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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We won so hard that we got tired of winning. We had to dissolve our party because we were just too good at winning.
January 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
No one corrected me…

Is it pronounced gee-yat?
January 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I can prove the Brat Party WRONG! I CAN wake up during fundays depressed and I WILL wake up on fundays depressed!!!
January 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If Mondays become Fundays, won’t Tuesdays become Mondays? I think I am still gonna wake up depressed at some point in the week.
January 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Guys I’m Deputy Nutella
January 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Whenever the word « deputy » is said I think of horsies
January 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
All these BOOMs are getting scary
January 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Let’s forget about Robux and focus on Quanah bucks and coins in Hayday
January 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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We should change minister titles to “Big Kid”

‘Minister of ___’ ==> ‘The Big Kid in charge of ___’
January 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Monsters only live under my bed not at my dinner table
January 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Why are people saying H-E double hockey stick?
January 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
#LQ9882YQ0 add me on hay day on your iPads
January 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
But will it fix my heart boo boos
January 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Bed times are for babies and alarms are for boring people so I’m gonna be late tomorrow
January 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM