El Gringo
@elgringochorizo.bsky.social
Shitposter, musician, giver of no fuks. *Memes are 99% stolen.
*formerly @GringoBrulee on the bird app
*formerly @GringoBrulee on the bird app
I'm a nill'ionaire philanthropist, but I sure can make some fucking memes.
*me reading a story to the wife about how I got nothing done on my day off
*me reading a story to the wife about how I got nothing done on my day off
March 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'm a nill'ionaire philanthropist, but I sure can make some fucking memes.
*me reading a story to the wife about how I got nothing done on my day off
*me reading a story to the wife about how I got nothing done on my day off
9 days into 2025 like
January 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
9 days into 2025 like
Me to my wife everyday.
January 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Me to my wife everyday.
Here’s my plan for 2025. Actually….this has been my plans the last 8 years… odd.
December 31, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Here’s my plan for 2025. Actually….this has been my plans the last 8 years… odd.
*flashback to getting my first guitar at 15
December 29, 2024 at 2:45 AM
*flashback to getting my first guitar at 15
Share a crush you have. No explanation.
December 27, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Share a crush you have. No explanation.
Live look at Xmas and Gringo after breakfast tamales.
December 25, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Live look at Xmas and Gringo after breakfast tamales.
I feel fucking attacked.
December 22, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I feel fucking attacked.
When she’s getting ready in the morning and you’re waiting to motorboat them biddies before she puts them away.
December 22, 2024 at 2:08 AM
When she’s getting ready in the morning and you’re waiting to motorboat them biddies before she puts them away.
When she’s mentally unstable and loves bacon and whiskey.
December 19, 2024 at 11:38 PM
When she’s mentally unstable and loves bacon and whiskey.
The uncontrollable desire to hop in, close it up and take the best nap ever.
December 15, 2024 at 11:38 AM
The uncontrollable desire to hop in, close it up and take the best nap ever.
Wife: I swear, if you still have those pics saved I’m divorcing you.
Me: I don’t have them anymore. Promise.
*me looking at the Glamour Shots I paid for of a BLT sandwich
Me: I don’t have them anymore. Promise.
*me looking at the Glamour Shots I paid for of a BLT sandwich
December 13, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Wife: I swear, if you still have those pics saved I’m divorcing you.
Me: I don’t have them anymore. Promise.
*me looking at the Glamour Shots I paid for of a BLT sandwich
Me: I don’t have them anymore. Promise.
*me looking at the Glamour Shots I paid for of a BLT sandwich
My Brain: Don’t say it, not one word. Keep your mouth shut. Don’t you fucking dare.
My Mouth:
My Mouth:
December 9, 2024 at 8:32 PM
My Brain: Don’t say it, not one word. Keep your mouth shut. Don’t you fucking dare.
My Mouth:
My Mouth:
Introduce yourself with four tv shows
December 9, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Introduce yourself with four tv shows
It’s that time of year again!
December 1, 2024 at 1:28 PM
It’s that time of year again!
I don’t even care how good this cake looks. Behind this smile I’m dying inside. Also I’m super hungry.
December 1, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I don’t even care how good this cake looks. Behind this smile I’m dying inside. Also I’m super hungry.
Do I like thrash metal? Yes.
November 22, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Do I like thrash metal? Yes.
Me: I’m not eaves dropping on the table behind us.
Also me:
Also me:
November 18, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Me: I’m not eaves dropping on the table behind us.
Also me:
Also me:
Here was my major contribution to what was. Before the dark times. Before the empire took over. #starwars #humor #marriedlife #jedi
November 18, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Here was my major contribution to what was. Before the dark times. Before the empire took over. #starwars #humor #marriedlife #jedi