Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂
@elfstone.bsky.social
you’ve been met with a terrible fate, haven’t you? a dark magician from NJ.
waking up this new year with a lot of big plans. and i’m going to make it all happen.
January 1, 2026 at 10:14 AM
waking up this new year with a lot of big plans. and i’m going to make it all happen.
damn i really am gonna waste my whole fucking life in england arent i.
December 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
damn i really am gonna waste my whole fucking life in england arent i.
i have ruined the evening because i did not give proper respect to the 3rd AI slop video that my uncle has sent us (i turned away for 3 seconds to make tea)
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i have ruined the evening because i did not give proper respect to the 3rd AI slop video that my uncle has sent us (i turned away for 3 seconds to make tea)
I just need to share with everyone that I couldn’t get the air china wifi to send one whatsapp message to my dad but other passengers were able to facetime over Siberia. also there was a guy sitting in the row next to me who had a jar of pickles (?)
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I just need to share with everyone that I couldn’t get the air china wifi to send one whatsapp message to my dad but other passengers were able to facetime over Siberia. also there was a guy sitting in the row next to me who had a jar of pickles (?)
british women love to be annoying contrarian bitches every chance they get
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
british women love to be annoying contrarian bitches every chance they get
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doing everything i can to convince my husband to buy a £180 Faye Valentine figurine (very sexy)
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
doing everything i can to convince my husband to buy a £180 Faye Valentine figurine (very sexy)
finally a country where i can have a cigarette with my 300 beers
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
finally a country where i can have a cigarette with my 300 beers
why is my pay check lower it should be by like.. £300. wtf
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
why is my pay check lower it should be by like.. £300. wtf
Life is pain, Charlie Brown. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
I’ll get you, Charlie Brown, and your little dog, too!
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuuuurious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Life is pain, Charlie Brown. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
ransacked the pkmn center in Hiroshima looking for a Blastoise for my dad.
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
ransacked the pkmn center in Hiroshima looking for a Blastoise for my dad.
if my little baby angel cat wasnt waiting for me i would never leave this place
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
if my little baby angel cat wasnt waiting for me i would never leave this place
is there anywhere ‘upscale’ to eat in soho or covent garden that isn’t overpriced mediocrity? asking for a visitor.
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
is there anywhere ‘upscale’ to eat in soho or covent garden that isn’t overpriced mediocrity? asking for a visitor.
i am too tired to stay up for the election results but this is how i’m sleeping knowing cheney is burning in hell:
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i am too tired to stay up for the election results but this is how i’m sleeping knowing cheney is burning in hell:
went to a -real- TKD studio last night for the first time in like 10 yrs, i was just gonna watch but ended up joining in and my whole body is fucked. i fell pretty hard too and that doesn’t hurt at all compared to my screaming muscles. i’m joining immediately lol
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
went to a -real- TKD studio last night for the first time in like 10 yrs, i was just gonna watch but ended up joining in and my whole body is fucked. i fell pretty hard too and that doesn’t hurt at all compared to my screaming muscles. i’m joining immediately lol
cw weight talk- i lost 5 lbs this month and can fit into like half my jeans again!!! all i did was add like 2-4k steps a day and replaced my morning 30-40 gummy bears with oatmeal! oatmeal is delicious, gives you energy, and is a great source of fiber. i love oatmeal.
October 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
cw weight talk- i lost 5 lbs this month and can fit into like half my jeans again!!! all i did was add like 2-4k steps a day and replaced my morning 30-40 gummy bears with oatmeal! oatmeal is delicious, gives you energy, and is a great source of fiber. i love oatmeal.
3 dragon crown is almost done (:
October 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
3 dragon crown is almost done (:
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goodbye and goodnight to my full face makeup maybe i’ll do it again in 10 yrs
October 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
goodbye and goodnight to my full face makeup maybe i’ll do it again in 10 yrs
my husband who was raised vegan just tried oxtail like so casually i’m crying ive had 20 drinks this is so funny
October 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
my husband who was raised vegan just tried oxtail like so casually i’m crying ive had 20 drinks this is so funny
i think i might be the problem (i walk too fast)
October 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i think i might be the problem (i walk too fast)
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The Emperor's Twin is out today! An incredible sequel to the first book, darkly thrilling and disturbing. I was honored to read an advance copy and to work on some art for it
My new novel, The Emperor’s Twin, releases today! Thank you so much to everybody who preordered, cannot wait for you to read it.
Link below for the hardcover and ebook — audio coming soon. All my love 🖤
Link below for the hardcover and ebook — audio coming soon. All my love 🖤
September 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The Emperor's Twin is out today! An incredible sequel to the first book, darkly thrilling and disturbing. I was honored to read an advance copy and to work on some art for it
I have ruined my entire family’s outing to the mets game today lmfao
one of my cousins posted ‘rip charlie’ and am I above starting a family fight with a 20 year old before we are all getting together for another cousin’s wedding? of course i’m not lmao
September 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I have ruined my entire family’s outing to the mets game today lmfao
my childhood friend told me last min that she can’t come to this big party I planned and told her about a year ago. but she just posted a picture from Edinburgh. do we think she planned a different trip the UK the week before my party. do we think she’s ‘surprising’ me. do we think i should die
September 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
my childhood friend told me last min that she can’t come to this big party I planned and told her about a year ago. but she just posted a picture from Edinburgh. do we think she planned a different trip the UK the week before my party. do we think she’s ‘surprising’ me. do we think i should die
one of my cousins posted ‘rip charlie’ and am I above starting a family fight with a 20 year old before we are all getting together for another cousin’s wedding? of course i’m not lmao
September 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
one of my cousins posted ‘rip charlie’ and am I above starting a family fight with a 20 year old before we are all getting together for another cousin’s wedding? of course i’m not lmao