GILF ELFBOY - LORE (transformation 15)
ex-wife of CEO ELFBOY; together they had three kids: MILF ELFBOY, BABYSITTER ELFBOY, & MODEST ELFBOY
she rules her own city, GILFLAND, dictating from the top floor (THE ATTIC) of GILF TOWER with her pet CAT ELFBOY
#elfboy #gilfelfboy
ex-wife of CEO ELFBOY; together they had three kids: MILF ELFBOY, BABYSITTER ELFBOY, & MODEST ELFBOY
she rules her own city, GILFLAND, dictating from the top floor (THE ATTIC) of GILF TOWER with her pet CAT ELFBOY
#elfboy #gilfelfboy
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
GILF ELFBOY - LORE (transformation 15)
ex-wife of CEO ELFBOY; together they had three kids: MILF ELFBOY, BABYSITTER ELFBOY, & MODEST ELFBOY
she rules her own city, GILFLAND, dictating from the top floor (THE ATTIC) of GILF TOWER with her pet CAT ELFBOY
#elfboy #gilfelfboy
ex-wife of CEO ELFBOY; together they had three kids: MILF ELFBOY, BABYSITTER ELFBOY, & MODEST ELFBOY
she rules her own city, GILFLAND, dictating from the top floor (THE ATTIC) of GILF TOWER with her pet CAT ELFBOY
#elfboy #gilfelfboy
NATIVE ELFBOY - LORE (transformation 20)
legend says NATIVE ELFBOY may actually be BABY ELFBOY, who stole SCIENTIST ELFBOY’s time machine to escape his mom
aiming for a post-apocalyptic future, he mistakenly landed in prehistory, forcing him to live through the rise of humanity
#elfboy
legend says NATIVE ELFBOY may actually be BABY ELFBOY, who stole SCIENTIST ELFBOY’s time machine to escape his mom
aiming for a post-apocalyptic future, he mistakenly landed in prehistory, forcing him to live through the rise of humanity
#elfboy
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
NATIVE ELFBOY - LORE (transformation 20)
legend says NATIVE ELFBOY may actually be BABY ELFBOY, who stole SCIENTIST ELFBOY’s time machine to escape his mom
aiming for a post-apocalyptic future, he mistakenly landed in prehistory, forcing him to live through the rise of humanity
#elfboy
legend says NATIVE ELFBOY may actually be BABY ELFBOY, who stole SCIENTIST ELFBOY’s time machine to escape his mom
aiming for a post-apocalyptic future, he mistakenly landed in prehistory, forcing him to live through the rise of humanity
#elfboy
BABY ELFBOY - LORE (transformation 19)
biological parents: BABYSITTER ELFBOY + OFFICER ELFBOY
parents met when OFFICER ELFBOY arrested BABYSITTER ELFBOY for kidnapping CAT ELFBOY from her mother GILF ELFBOY
#elfboy #babyelfboy
biological parents: BABYSITTER ELFBOY + OFFICER ELFBOY
parents met when OFFICER ELFBOY arrested BABYSITTER ELFBOY for kidnapping CAT ELFBOY from her mother GILF ELFBOY
#elfboy #babyelfboy
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
BABY ELFBOY - LORE (transformation 19)
biological parents: BABYSITTER ELFBOY + OFFICER ELFBOY
parents met when OFFICER ELFBOY arrested BABYSITTER ELFBOY for kidnapping CAT ELFBOY from her mother GILF ELFBOY
#elfboy #babyelfboy
biological parents: BABYSITTER ELFBOY + OFFICER ELFBOY
parents met when OFFICER ELFBOY arrested BABYSITTER ELFBOY for kidnapping CAT ELFBOY from her mother GILF ELFBOY
#elfboy #babyelfboy
CAT ELFBOY - LORE (transformation 18)
whatever he fucks becomes sentient. pillows, vegetables, doesn’t matter
he uses a scratching post carved from the spines of ELFBOY transformations
he drinks milk straight from the source: his own nipples
#elfboy #catelfboy
whatever he fucks becomes sentient. pillows, vegetables, doesn’t matter
he uses a scratching post carved from the spines of ELFBOY transformations
he drinks milk straight from the source: his own nipples
#elfboy #catelfboy
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
CAT ELFBOY - LORE (transformation 18)
whatever he fucks becomes sentient. pillows, vegetables, doesn’t matter
he uses a scratching post carved from the spines of ELFBOY transformations
he drinks milk straight from the source: his own nipples
#elfboy #catelfboy
whatever he fucks becomes sentient. pillows, vegetables, doesn’t matter
he uses a scratching post carved from the spines of ELFBOY transformations
he drinks milk straight from the source: his own nipples
#elfboy #catelfboy
MILF ELFBOY (transformation 7)…
behind the scenes is a man whispering ‘please god let this go viral so my family finally notices me’
a byproduct of three tabs of acid and a pathological need to be misunderstood
#elfboy #milfelfboy
behind the scenes is a man whispering ‘please god let this go viral so my family finally notices me’
a byproduct of three tabs of acid and a pathological need to be misunderstood
#elfboy #milfelfboy
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
MILF ELFBOY (transformation 7)…
behind the scenes is a man whispering ‘please god let this go viral so my family finally notices me’
a byproduct of three tabs of acid and a pathological need to be misunderstood
#elfboy #milfelfboy
behind the scenes is a man whispering ‘please god let this go viral so my family finally notices me’
a byproduct of three tabs of acid and a pathological need to be misunderstood
#elfboy #milfelfboy
ELFBOY vs FEET…
middle-earth foot massage 101
legolas does this everyday
dobby too
#elfboy #elfboyvsfeet
middle-earth foot massage 101
legolas does this everyday
dobby too
#elfboy #elfboyvsfeet
October 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
ELFBOY vs FEET…
middle-earth foot massage 101
legolas does this everyday
dobby too
#elfboy #elfboyvsfeet
middle-earth foot massage 101
legolas does this everyday
dobby too
#elfboy #elfboyvsfeet
GOLD ELFBOY (transformation 1)…
a color for when you want to pretend you’re not poor
why process pent-up rage when you can bedazzle it
all gold everything, including the rash on my
somewhere under all this gold is a person who once ate paper clips to feel something
#elfboy #goldelfboy
a color for when you want to pretend you’re not poor
why process pent-up rage when you can bedazzle it
all gold everything, including the rash on my
somewhere under all this gold is a person who once ate paper clips to feel something
#elfboy #goldelfboy
October 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
GOLD ELFBOY (transformation 1)…
a color for when you want to pretend you’re not poor
why process pent-up rage when you can bedazzle it
all gold everything, including the rash on my
somewhere under all this gold is a person who once ate paper clips to feel something
#elfboy #goldelfboy
a color for when you want to pretend you’re not poor
why process pent-up rage when you can bedazzle it
all gold everything, including the rash on my
somewhere under all this gold is a person who once ate paper clips to feel something
#elfboy #goldelfboy
SILVER ELFBOY (Transformation 2)…
you call it schizophrenia. i call it schizophrenia. this is schizophrenia.
legolas’s unemployed cousin who DJs in mordor
(real talk: the early transformations were phoned-in. i didn’t take this seriously until patriot)
#elfboy #silverelfboy
you call it schizophrenia. i call it schizophrenia. this is schizophrenia.
legolas’s unemployed cousin who DJs in mordor
(real talk: the early transformations were phoned-in. i didn’t take this seriously until patriot)
#elfboy #silverelfboy
October 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
SILVER ELFBOY (Transformation 2)…
you call it schizophrenia. i call it schizophrenia. this is schizophrenia.
legolas’s unemployed cousin who DJs in mordor
(real talk: the early transformations were phoned-in. i didn’t take this seriously until patriot)
#elfboy #silverelfboy
you call it schizophrenia. i call it schizophrenia. this is schizophrenia.
legolas’s unemployed cousin who DJs in mordor
(real talk: the early transformations were phoned-in. i didn’t take this seriously until patriot)
#elfboy #silverelfboy
CHEF ELFBOY (Transformation 5)…
food so good it makes u forget ur dead inside
this dessert is smoked, just like my childhood
if you can taste the depression add more salt
my signature dish is undercooked boundaries
cooking for two, eating for one, crying for three
#elfboy #chefelfboy
food so good it makes u forget ur dead inside
this dessert is smoked, just like my childhood
if you can taste the depression add more salt
my signature dish is undercooked boundaries
cooking for two, eating for one, crying for three
#elfboy #chefelfboy
October 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
CHEF ELFBOY (Transformation 5)…
food so good it makes u forget ur dead inside
this dessert is smoked, just like my childhood
if you can taste the depression add more salt
my signature dish is undercooked boundaries
cooking for two, eating for one, crying for three
#elfboy #chefelfboy
food so good it makes u forget ur dead inside
this dessert is smoked, just like my childhood
if you can taste the depression add more salt
my signature dish is undercooked boundaries
cooking for two, eating for one, crying for three
#elfboy #chefelfboy
NUN ELFBOY (Transformation 13)…
turning “hail mary” into “rail mary.”
lighting candles just to melt them on my tits
they tried to burn him at the stake but he brought marshmallows
say three hail marys and spank yourself
forgive me father, for I have absolutely SLUTTED
#elfboy #nunelfboy
turning “hail mary” into “rail mary.”
lighting candles just to melt them on my tits
they tried to burn him at the stake but he brought marshmallows
say three hail marys and spank yourself
forgive me father, for I have absolutely SLUTTED
#elfboy #nunelfboy
October 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
NUN ELFBOY (Transformation 13)…
turning “hail mary” into “rail mary.”
lighting candles just to melt them on my tits
they tried to burn him at the stake but he brought marshmallows
say three hail marys and spank yourself
forgive me father, for I have absolutely SLUTTED
#elfboy #nunelfboy
turning “hail mary” into “rail mary.”
lighting candles just to melt them on my tits
they tried to burn him at the stake but he brought marshmallows
say three hail marys and spank yourself
forgive me father, for I have absolutely SLUTTED
#elfboy #nunelfboy
LIBTARD ELFBOY (Transformation 17)…
coming soon to ruin thanksgiving
if empathy was a felony i’d be serving life
fell down a marxist rabbit hole and emerged bisexual and 100% correct
if tiktok and portland had a lovechild and it survived the abortion
#elfboy #libtardelfboy
coming soon to ruin thanksgiving
if empathy was a felony i’d be serving life
fell down a marxist rabbit hole and emerged bisexual and 100% correct
if tiktok and portland had a lovechild and it survived the abortion
#elfboy #libtardelfboy
September 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
LIBTARD ELFBOY (Transformation 17)…
coming soon to ruin thanksgiving
if empathy was a felony i’d be serving life
fell down a marxist rabbit hole and emerged bisexual and 100% correct
if tiktok and portland had a lovechild and it survived the abortion
#elfboy #libtardelfboy
coming soon to ruin thanksgiving
if empathy was a felony i’d be serving life
fell down a marxist rabbit hole and emerged bisexual and 100% correct
if tiktok and portland had a lovechild and it survived the abortion
#elfboy #libtardelfboy
CONSERVATARD ELFBOY (Transformation 16)…
he doesn’t believe in climate change, but he does believe the moon landing was gay
punches trees if they look ‘too european’
only shoots blanks unless he’s inside his cousin
healthcare is for cowards
#elfboy #conservatardelfboy
he doesn’t believe in climate change, but he does believe the moon landing was gay
punches trees if they look ‘too european’
only shoots blanks unless he’s inside his cousin
healthcare is for cowards
#elfboy #conservatardelfboy
September 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
CONSERVATARD ELFBOY (Transformation 16)…
he doesn’t believe in climate change, but he does believe the moon landing was gay
punches trees if they look ‘too european’
only shoots blanks unless he’s inside his cousin
healthcare is for cowards
#elfboy #conservatardelfboy
he doesn’t believe in climate change, but he does believe the moon landing was gay
punches trees if they look ‘too european’
only shoots blanks unless he’s inside his cousin
healthcare is for cowards
#elfboy #conservatardelfboy
BABYSITTER ELFBOY (Transformation 12)…
ELFBOY’s babysitting service: now with 0% background checks
babysitter rating: 5 stars, 9 arrests, 6 identity changes
nap time’s easy when you chloroform yourself
i cook one meal, and i cook it well. meth
#elfboy #babysitterelfboy
ELFBOY’s babysitting service: now with 0% background checks
babysitter rating: 5 stars, 9 arrests, 6 identity changes
nap time’s easy when you chloroform yourself
i cook one meal, and i cook it well. meth
#elfboy #babysitterelfboy
September 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
BABYSITTER ELFBOY (Transformation 12)…
ELFBOY’s babysitting service: now with 0% background checks
babysitter rating: 5 stars, 9 arrests, 6 identity changes
nap time’s easy when you chloroform yourself
i cook one meal, and i cook it well. meth
#elfboy #babysitterelfboy
ELFBOY’s babysitting service: now with 0% background checks
babysitter rating: 5 stars, 9 arrests, 6 identity changes
nap time’s easy when you chloroform yourself
i cook one meal, and i cook it well. meth
#elfboy #babysitterelfboy
OFFICER ELFBOY (Transformation 14)… Legolas and Dobby are my backup
my precinct is middle-earth
i uphold the law the same way I uphold an erection. with tremendous difficulty
internal affairs tried to investigate me so i ate them
our precinct motto: oops
#elfboy #officerelfboy
my precinct is middle-earth
i uphold the law the same way I uphold an erection. with tremendous difficulty
internal affairs tried to investigate me so i ate them
our precinct motto: oops
#elfboy #officerelfboy
September 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
OFFICER ELFBOY (Transformation 14)… Legolas and Dobby are my backup
my precinct is middle-earth
i uphold the law the same way I uphold an erection. with tremendous difficulty
internal affairs tried to investigate me so i ate them
our precinct motto: oops
#elfboy #officerelfboy
my precinct is middle-earth
i uphold the law the same way I uphold an erection. with tremendous difficulty
internal affairs tried to investigate me so i ate them
our precinct motto: oops
#elfboy #officerelfboy
PATRIOT ELFBOY (Transformation 10)… i declare independence from pants
fifty states of grey
ELFBOY's guide to patriotism. step 1: confuse. step 2: confuse
the only bipartisan agreement here is that they’re both into it
boundaries? never heard of her
#elfboy #patriotelfboy
fifty states of grey
ELFBOY's guide to patriotism. step 1: confuse. step 2: confuse
the only bipartisan agreement here is that they’re both into it
boundaries? never heard of her
#elfboy #patriotelfboy
August 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
PATRIOT ELFBOY (Transformation 10)… i declare independence from pants
fifty states of grey
ELFBOY's guide to patriotism. step 1: confuse. step 2: confuse
the only bipartisan agreement here is that they’re both into it
boundaries? never heard of her
#elfboy #patriotelfboy
fifty states of grey
ELFBOY's guide to patriotism. step 1: confuse. step 2: confuse
the only bipartisan agreement here is that they’re both into it
boundaries? never heard of her
#elfboy #patriotelfboy
ELFBOY - C**T (Official Audio) [Single 8]
a love letter written in gasoline
lube for the apocalypse
it came out sideways, screaming
#elfboy
a love letter written in gasoline
lube for the apocalypse
it came out sideways, screaming
#elfboy
August 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
ELFBOY - C**T (Official Audio) [Single 8]
a love letter written in gasoline
lube for the apocalypse
it came out sideways, screaming
#elfboy
a love letter written in gasoline
lube for the apocalypse
it came out sideways, screaming
#elfboy
GILF ELFBOY (Transformation 15) - she faked her own death just to haunt your wet dreams
hot flash? more like hot trash
she’s got arthritis in her back and rage in her pussy
she’s the reason viagra is on backorder
has 99 problems and every single one is a dead husband
#elfboy #gilfelfboy
hot flash? more like hot trash
she’s got arthritis in her back and rage in her pussy
she’s the reason viagra is on backorder
has 99 problems and every single one is a dead husband
#elfboy #gilfelfboy
August 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
GILF ELFBOY (Transformation 15) - she faked her own death just to haunt your wet dreams
hot flash? more like hot trash
she’s got arthritis in her back and rage in her pussy
she’s the reason viagra is on backorder
has 99 problems and every single one is a dead husband
#elfboy #gilfelfboy
hot flash? more like hot trash
she’s got arthritis in her back and rage in her pussy
she’s the reason viagra is on backorder
has 99 problems and every single one is a dead husband
#elfboy #gilfelfboy