Eleven Volt
@elevenvoltmusic.bsky.social
I don't believe in destiny, I'm going for deslarge. Approver of any amount of gravy.
The Dream Ember EP is out now: https://elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/album/dream-ember-ep
The Dream Ember EP is out now: https://elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/album/dream-ember-ep
[skeleton rattling with fear]
Skeleton: This is bad. This is worse than spine eleven, worse than the sinking of the spinetannic, maybe as bad as when the spinosaurs returned.
Skeleton: This is bad. This is worse than spine eleven, worse than the sinking of the spinetannic, maybe as bad as when the spinosaurs returned.
October 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
[skeleton rattling with fear]
Skeleton: This is bad. This is worse than spine eleven, worse than the sinking of the spinetannic, maybe as bad as when the spinosaurs returned.
Skeleton: This is bad. This is worse than spine eleven, worse than the sinking of the spinetannic, maybe as bad as when the spinosaurs returned.
Saying things are a certain percent of my personality is 30% of my personality now.
October 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Saying things are a certain percent of my personality is 30% of my personality now.
The internet says that there is rule 34 porn for anything but I googled for porn of Brutus having sex with Julius Caesar's stab wounds and I couldn't find any. Pretty sure that's a well known story so suck on that you nerds.
June 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The internet says that there is rule 34 porn for anything but I googled for porn of Brutus having sex with Julius Caesar's stab wounds and I couldn't find any. Pretty sure that's a well known story so suck on that you nerds.
Oreo has requested a name change. She will now be referred to as The Grand Hydrox.
April 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Oreo has requested a name change. She will now be referred to as The Grand Hydrox.
The advice has always been to not play with fire. Take my advice: play with it, dance with it, get engaged to it, have a great honeymoon and brother really listen to me on this next part NEVER CHEAT ON IT.
April 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The advice has always been to not play with fire. Take my advice: play with it, dance with it, get engaged to it, have a great honeymoon and brother really listen to me on this next part NEVER CHEAT ON IT.
If you own a little scone shop and you name it something other than "Romancing the Scone" you are simply throwing money down the drain
March 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If you own a little scone shop and you name it something other than "Romancing the Scone" you are simply throwing money down the drain
Man I must be getting old. My stereo volume knob is set to the *perfect* position that I found like 5 years ago and last night I had a nightmare that I accidentally changed it.
January 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Man I must be getting old. My stereo volume knob is set to the *perfect* position that I found like 5 years ago and last night I had a nightmare that I accidentally changed it.
Sometimes strawberries don't go bad, they just lose all flavor after a few days and become LaCroix strawberries
January 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Sometimes strawberries don't go bad, they just lose all flavor after a few days and become LaCroix strawberries
The more demented a laugh, the better
January 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The more demented a laugh, the better
Guys, I need like 100 more listens on Spotify for playlist promotion. Just rock out to New City Twilight for me. Thank you!
open.spotify.com/track/17Jdl1...
open.spotify.com/track/17Jdl1...
New City Twilight
open.spotify.com
January 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Guys, I need like 100 more listens on Spotify for playlist promotion. Just rock out to New City Twilight for me. Thank you!
open.spotify.com/track/17Jdl1...
open.spotify.com/track/17Jdl1...
Can you guys do me a favor? I need some more plays on Spotify to get into playlists. Just play it on loop and turn the volume down or something to boost my numbers (or actually listen).
open.spotify.com/album/2uKqUe...
open.spotify.com/album/2uKqUe...
Dream Ember - EP
Eleven Volt · EP · 2024 · 4 songs
open.spotify.com
January 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Can you guys do me a favor? I need some more plays on Spotify to get into playlists. Just play it on loop and turn the volume down or something to boost my numbers (or actually listen).
open.spotify.com/album/2uKqUe...
open.spotify.com/album/2uKqUe...
I feel like Naruto's connection to Kuruma could have really been driven home by giving Naruto red pubes and 9 penises
January 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I feel like Naruto's connection to Kuruma could have really been driven home by giving Naruto red pubes and 9 penises
We're like two beans in a spleen. We're not supposed to be in here and we're causing a lot of pain and we can't even get out on our own. Help!
January 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We're like two beans in a spleen. We're not supposed to be in here and we're causing a lot of pain and we can't even get out on our own. Help!
Cubic Cole watches the hours tick by in his office day after day. He longs for the day he can pursue the succulent curve of Spherina. It is said all cubes have a slight curve to them, Cole questioned his geometric orientation.
January 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Cubic Cole watches the hours tick by in his office day after day. He longs for the day he can pursue the succulent curve of Spherina. It is said all cubes have a slight curve to them, Cole questioned his geometric orientation.
Ireland should change their name to Delightland. What a glow up that would be!
January 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Ireland should change their name to Delightland. What a glow up that would be!
Mages and wizards in a fantasy world are gathering and having a competition, shooting their spells at targets that are painted on rolled out scrolls. One of them lands a shot dead center.
Mage announcer: "Scrollseye!"
Mage announcer: "Scrollseye!"
December 31, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Mages and wizards in a fantasy world are gathering and having a competition, shooting their spells at targets that are painted on rolled out scrolls. One of them lands a shot dead center.
Mage announcer: "Scrollseye!"
Mage announcer: "Scrollseye!"
Oreo is feeling very squeezed and digital right now. She must be viewed at a 75 degree angle and even then she struggles to break out.
December 31, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Oreo is feeling very squeezed and digital right now. She must be viewed at a 75 degree angle and even then she struggles to break out.
My most listened to track this year is New City Twilight. My Spotify wrapped is something like, Dream Ember EP: 30,000 minutes, All Other Music: 400 minutes (I don't use Spotify or keep track). Dream Ember was a huge project that took all of my time.
elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/track/new-ci...
elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/track/new-ci...
New City Twilight, by Eleven Volt
from the album Dream Ember EP
elevenvolt.bandcamp.com
December 28, 2024 at 4:22 PM
My most listened to track this year is New City Twilight. My Spotify wrapped is something like, Dream Ember EP: 30,000 minutes, All Other Music: 400 minutes (I don't use Spotify or keep track). Dream Ember was a huge project that took all of my time.
elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/track/new-ci...
elevenvolt.bandcamp.com/track/new-ci...
I prefer my chocolates to be succulent and my succulents to be made of chocolate.
December 25, 2024 at 11:24 AM
I prefer my chocolates to be succulent and my succulents to be made of chocolate.
During every bar trivia night a group of men ascend, they reach a higher plane of galaxy brain existence above us mere mortals, "Dance" they say in their mind, "Dance you fools," as they gaze upon this grand circus we call normalcy. And they name their team the holy name, The Whiskey Dicks.
December 21, 2024 at 5:08 AM
During every bar trivia night a group of men ascend, they reach a higher plane of galaxy brain existence above us mere mortals, "Dance" they say in their mind, "Dance you fools," as they gaze upon this grand circus we call normalcy. And they name their team the holy name, The Whiskey Dicks.
If you haven't checked out my song A Poem, head over to bandcamp or soundcloud to buy or stream the whole thing. Here is a clip.
www.youtube.com/shorts/Ovx36...
www.youtube.com/shorts/Ovx36...
A Poem Short
YouTube video by Eleven Volt
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2024 at 8:28 PM
If you haven't checked out my song A Poem, head over to bandcamp or soundcloud to buy or stream the whole thing. Here is a clip.
www.youtube.com/shorts/Ovx36...
www.youtube.com/shorts/Ovx36...
Executive: "We meant all caps as in all capital letters in the title"
Me, who just presented a movie poster with a special baseball cap for every letter of Godzilla: "Oh"
Me, who just presented a movie poster with a special baseball cap for every letter of Godzilla: "Oh"
December 20, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Executive: "We meant all caps as in all capital letters in the title"
Me, who just presented a movie poster with a special baseball cap for every letter of Godzilla: "Oh"
Me, who just presented a movie poster with a special baseball cap for every letter of Godzilla: "Oh"