You: Oh my god the house is on fire!

Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,

I’m in Japan right now so I’m obliged to remind the world — we don’t want AI. We want a robust rail system. We want trains. Metros. High speed. Locals. Cute trains. Efficient trains. Trains.

nosferatu was fine, but would it kill Hollywood to make a movie about a non-sexy vampire?

Absolutely livid that I have to do all the things that I have been putting off for over a week in one day.

Christadelphian sounds like some kind of new Pokémon