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Anne Hedonia
@elephantsaxophone.bsky.social
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Companion to two ridiculous rabbits. Dabbler in music, knitting, and drawing

they/them

chicago

(formerly baniak on bird site)
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Roundabout and Fuzz are doing pretty well at their reintroduction, they are mostly relaxed, and are figuring out how to get along. It’s a very promising start
Two white rabbits lying under a couch, one rabbit is laying a few feet in front of the other rabbit. Both of their ears are in an alert position
November 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Unsolicited Flick pic
A still from “A Christmas story” with the character Flick with a bandage around his tongue, a thick winter coat and two hats
October 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Bugs bunny in a tuxedo meme that says “I wish all evangelicals a very pleasant rapture”
September 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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The guy clanging his spatula on the grill scared my rabbit
A white rabbit with its ears up at attention, looking startled
August 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
A picture of the blue horse with glowing red eyes statue near the Denver International Airport. The horse is rearing (standing on its back legs) in a menacing fashion. Next to the horse is text that says “Cheval intensifies”
August 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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We accidentally got ourselves a Bastille Day present
A box labeled “The original Bagel Guillotine” with a picture on it of a hand using the bagel guillotine to slice a bagel The bagel guillotine is a blade with a handle on top that fits into a rectangular chute with slits on the short side that are used to guide the blade
July 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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She has eaten some hay and is much feistier today, hopefully she will poop so we can bring her home
A white rabbit with pink eyes sits inside a shiny metal enclosure. She is surrounded by towels and hay
July 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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By the power vested in me by the State of Illinois... I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRRRR
a still from the opening theme of 80s He Man cartoon. He Man is holding a large sword and there is a glow surrounding his body
July 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Well, that rules out those jobs
An email from linked with a list of jobs followed by the words “Jobs where you’re a top” in bold
May 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Huh, I guess they do…
An American flag, but the red stripes are rainbow colored, the white stripes are black with cannabis leaves in the background, and the blue field of stars is replaced with a large cannabis leaf on a black background
April 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Two white rabbits sitting and laying in front of a hay filled litter box. One rabbit is looking at the camera with both ears up at attention. The other rabbit is laying next to the first, with one ear flat and one ear up at attention.
March 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Me, the next time I see the unemployment numbers
Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme where DiCaprio’s character is holding a beer and cigarette and pointing off camera at a film where he appears
March 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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ass or tit?
A clear plastic bag of strawberry hard candies in shiny red foil wrappers. The bag is labeled “assortit” American Favorite Classics
March 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Futurama meme with two green aliens, one wearing a crown. Text says “Why does the ELCA, the largest synod, not simply eat the other synods?”
February 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I was forced to go to a stationary store, and then @bibliogrrl.bsky.social twisted my arm until it fell off, and when I put the arm back on my body, it was holding this Kaweco fountain pen
A hand holding a light blue fountain pen with the cap off, showing the nib
August 27, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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I ended up finding this shirt www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5739...
A fat bearded white person with glasses wearing a blue shirt that says “major depressive disorder” with a smiling, sparkling disco ball dancing underneath the text
March 19, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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Epic handshake meme with the arm on the left labeled Norwegians, the right arm labeled Swedes. Their hands are clasped behind the word “lefse”
November 18, 2023 at 11:55 PM
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Look at this potato!
A white bunny with long cheek fur is laying on the floor with legs tucked underneath so they are not visible
November 4, 2023 at 3:51 AM
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Gender is a performance, and this is the score I'm trying to follow:
the sheet music for John Stump's "Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz". The score is filled with instructions such as "insert peanuts", "light explosives now... and now", "cool timpani with small fan", and "release the penguins". It also includes time signatures such as 3 over 6, and 66 over 66. One tempo marking is "quarter note equals 788 beats per minute". It also features passages with 512th notes, or greater (one passage has a 32768th note)
October 17, 2023 at 4:11 PM
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Yeah, you’re probably right
A screenshot of Google search results, including “How big can a sparrow get?” (Answer: 16 centimeters), “how big is a Harris sparrow?” (Answer: 1.2 ounces) and “What is the largest sparrow in the United States?”
September 11, 2023 at 1:12 PM
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Rabbit rabbit
Two white rabbits sitting together in a litter box. The rabbit on the left is face down eating hay from the litter box. The rabbit on the right is looking at the camera with ears up
August 1, 2023 at 12:17 PM