I finished up my 120 holiday cards yesterday. Mistakes were made 5 years ago when I thought cutesy holiday cards were fun, they’re a trap!

I’m pleased she has a calendar she loves, and is recycling.

I’d be happier if this was the plan all along and not a happy accident due to her inability to throw anything away.

I said the same thing! I also think live musical theater productions should have sing-a-long performances.

I was mostly surprised I knew who he was!

I’ve managed the one foot against the door pee, but it’s difficult and not always an option.

My super power is choosing bathroom stalls that appear empty, only to discover they’re occupied after opening the door all the way because the person didn’t say anything.

I had to ask my husband if he had an invite code, and then ask him to give it to me. I’m pretty sure I was not his first pick. :p (In fairness I’m 80% lurker, 15% responder, and 5% poster.)

Similar vibes as this bathroom sign I recently came across.

Gonzo,he’d want to make sure everyone’s needs were met, plus he comes with a chicken - I don’t know what that means but I assume it’s kinky.

Thank you, that’s my Secret deodorant doing its job.

At the last white elephant party I attended (geniusly hosted after the holidays) someone brought a sack of potatoes - it was the most coveted gift.

Noooooo! Crap, my set is a tan set! Guess it’s time to test.