Margaret
@elektradarling.bsky.social
Amateur baker, collector of hobbies, sorta cyclist, and expert napper. Dog mom to Izzy and Raz.
I know I’m screaming into the void here, but I was really hoping the new #iPhone announcement would include a small phone. I’m desperately holding on to my 2nd gen SE because it fits in one hand easily and in my back pocket.
@Apple Please make another actual small phone.
@Apple Please make another actual small phone.
February 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I know I’m screaming into the void here, but I was really hoping the new #iPhone announcement would include a small phone. I’m desperately holding on to my 2nd gen SE because it fits in one hand easily and in my back pocket.
@Apple Please make another actual small phone.
@Apple Please make another actual small phone.
This is what true love looks like…
December 15, 2024 at 10:42 PM
This is what true love looks like…
Reposted by Margaret
In honor of our SF Symphony Holiday Gaiety show happening tomorrow, Friday the 13th, I'm going to conjure a creature that's part goat, part demon & part queen. It's a figure from Castro neighborhood folklore: Krampussy, aka the Gay Krampus. She steals the things queers love most. Hide your poppers!
December 13, 2024 at 12:54 AM
In honor of our SF Symphony Holiday Gaiety show happening tomorrow, Friday the 13th, I'm going to conjure a creature that's part goat, part demon & part queen. It's a figure from Castro neighborhood folklore: Krampussy, aka the Gay Krampus. She steals the things queers love most. Hide your poppers!
My mother’s hoarding tendencies have paid off this year.
The calendar I have ordered every year for her was changed/discontinued last year.
But don’t worry because her 2020 calendar lines up with the days for 2025. (She has 2014 to 2022)
The calendar I have ordered every year for her was changed/discontinued last year.
But don’t worry because her 2020 calendar lines up with the days for 2025. (She has 2014 to 2022)
December 6, 2024 at 12:58 AM
My mother’s hoarding tendencies have paid off this year.
The calendar I have ordered every year for her was changed/discontinued last year.
But don’t worry because her 2020 calendar lines up with the days for 2025. (She has 2014 to 2022)
The calendar I have ordered every year for her was changed/discontinued last year.
But don’t worry because her 2020 calendar lines up with the days for 2025. (She has 2014 to 2022)
Somehow I weigh almost 2lbs less today after being in Vegas for 4 nights, and stuffing myself like a feral hoglet.
Is it possible to lose 2lbs during a body scrub?
Is it possible to lose 2lbs during a body scrub?
November 30, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Somehow I weigh almost 2lbs less today after being in Vegas for 4 nights, and stuffing myself like a feral hoglet.
Is it possible to lose 2lbs during a body scrub?
Is it possible to lose 2lbs during a body scrub?
No thank you FB, I don’t need to be friends with the girl who slapped me at Mormon girls sleep away camp because I suggested she might fall in love with someone not Mormon.
(This happened over 25 years ago, I can hold a grudge.)
(This happened over 25 years ago, I can hold a grudge.)
November 23, 2024 at 6:34 AM
No thank you FB, I don’t need to be friends with the girl who slapped me at Mormon girls sleep away camp because I suggested she might fall in love with someone not Mormon.
(This happened over 25 years ago, I can hold a grudge.)
(This happened over 25 years ago, I can hold a grudge.)
I’ve reached peak old lady. I just blasted “Closing Time” at my neighbor’s back yard, followed by my yelling, “Go home, or go the fuck inside, it’s midnight!”
They’ve gone the fuck inside. Or maybe home. Either way, they couldn’t stay where they were.
They’ve gone the fuck inside. Or maybe home. Either way, they couldn’t stay where they were.
July 29, 2023 at 7:20 AM
I’ve reached peak old lady. I just blasted “Closing Time” at my neighbor’s back yard, followed by my yelling, “Go home, or go the fuck inside, it’s midnight!”
They’ve gone the fuck inside. Or maybe home. Either way, they couldn’t stay where they were.
They’ve gone the fuck inside. Or maybe home. Either way, they couldn’t stay where they were.
Just sent in my passport for renewal. I’m sad the pictures are in b&w now, and I couldn’t smile! I WANT TO SMILE!
My vanity demands smiling. I look 10+ years older due to not smiling.
I’m full of ennui over this.
My vanity demands smiling. I look 10+ years older due to not smiling.
I’m full of ennui over this.
July 11, 2023 at 3:02 AM
Just sent in my passport for renewal. I’m sad the pictures are in b&w now, and I couldn’t smile! I WANT TO SMILE!
My vanity demands smiling. I look 10+ years older due to not smiling.
I’m full of ennui over this.
My vanity demands smiling. I look 10+ years older due to not smiling.
I’m full of ennui over this.
It’s about time you got here! (I made cupcakes with you years ago in NYC.)
July 4, 2023 at 12:07 AM
It’s about time you got here! (I made cupcakes with you years ago in NYC.)
I don’t know what they’re plotting, but I’m concerned. (Likely my demise - how dare I not feed them unlimited treats.)
May 26, 2023 at 4:47 AM
I don’t know what they’re plotting, but I’m concerned. (Likely my demise - how dare I not feed them unlimited treats.)
