Envy
@electriczero.bsky.social
stream of consciousness from the intersection of tetris, pokemon, and baseball guy
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welcome to nebula we have such top trending videos as "Man Films Swan For 15 Minutes," "The Mayor Did Crack," "Extremely Depressing World Events" x3, and "2 Guys Film A Pigeon For 15 Minutes In The Rain"
January 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
welcome to nebula we have such top trending videos as "Man Films Swan For 15 Minutes," "The Mayor Did Crack," "Extremely Depressing World Events" x3, and "2 Guys Film A Pigeon For 15 Minutes In The Rain"
and yes, my cat still enjoys watching jet lag and his favorite is Ben. he literally will come from another room, sit, and attentively watch the screen for the entire episode if i put it on
December 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
and yes, my cat still enjoys watching jet lag and his favorite is Ben. he literally will come from another room, sit, and attentively watch the screen for the entire episode if i put it on
also kinda hypocritical of me to judge bens beard in season 16 of jet lag when i have the terrible little rat stache entirely so I stop getting asked what grade of high school im in at work 😂 babyface tolerating terrible facial hair to be less babyfaced solidarity
December 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
also kinda hypocritical of me to judge bens beard in season 16 of jet lag when i have the terrible little rat stache entirely so I stop getting asked what grade of high school im in at work 😂 babyface tolerating terrible facial hair to be less babyfaced solidarity
can't wait for the outtakes of this season of jet lag where they reveal Adam did his "lets go to the beach" bit like 5 times in episode one and they just cut each of them out
December 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
can't wait for the outtakes of this season of jet lag where they reveal Adam did his "lets go to the beach" bit like 5 times in episode one and they just cut each of them out
i have to deal with ads on youtube while at work and can someone explain to me when did advertisers start desperately insisting you have to put deodorant on your genitals
June 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i have to deal with ads on youtube while at work and can someone explain to me when did advertisers start desperately insisting you have to put deodorant on your genitals
fuck. it really is the 1930s again. economic depression, dust storms, and the rise of fascism on a national scale.
:(
:(
May 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
fuck. it really is the 1930s again. economic depression, dust storms, and the rise of fascism on a national scale.
:(
:(
that pitcher got badly rattled huh
oh and now a granny.
yeesh
oh and now a granny.
yeesh
May 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
that pitcher got badly rattled huh
oh and now a granny.
yeesh
oh and now a granny.
yeesh
man why's every step counter/tracker gotta be so focused on calories. i dont give a shit about calories i care about how many steps. calories does nothing for me & annoy me & they insist i Must be trying to Lose Weight as a metric of health and not, y'know, actual health as a metric of health
May 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
man why's every step counter/tracker gotta be so focused on calories. i dont give a shit about calories i care about how many steps. calories does nothing for me & annoy me & they insist i Must be trying to Lose Weight as a metric of health and not, y'know, actual health as a metric of health
i havent played this many mid mobile games since i was 14 playing farmville on facebook, but this job is 90% Being Available and 10% active work so i need something i can drop instantly - so mediocre mobile games it is
May 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
i havent played this many mid mobile games since i was 14 playing farmville on facebook, but this job is 90% Being Available and 10% active work so i need something i can drop instantly - so mediocre mobile games it is
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Rockies Pitcher Out With Altitude Sickness After Ascending Mound Too Quickly
April 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rockies Pitcher Out With Altitude Sickness After Ascending Mound Too Quickly
snails are bugs and spiders arent. wtf ben
April 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
snails are bugs and spiders arent. wtf ben
if your bass is so loud you *literally* set off two different car alarms driving through the lot, it's too fuckin loud
April 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
if your bass is so loud you *literally* set off two different car alarms driving through the lot, it's too fuckin loud
on one hand lying when you dont need to is a bad pattern to make but also if ur rude enough to ask me why i piss in the stalls instead of urinals u deserve to get lied to
anyways my current "explanation" is "the weed wacker incident"
anyways my current "explanation" is "the weed wacker incident"
April 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
on one hand lying when you dont need to is a bad pattern to make but also if ur rude enough to ask me why i piss in the stalls instead of urinals u deserve to get lied to
anyways my current "explanation" is "the weed wacker incident"
anyways my current "explanation" is "the weed wacker incident"
laser guided dick shot to the catcher whooops
April 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
laser guided dick shot to the catcher whooops
sibs & i planning a round of jet lag for chicago area (metra+L, allowing bus direct between metra hubs & Ls because Come On Chicago) and the temptation to just literally park myself outside wrigley should it be a game day is extremely high
April 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
sibs & i planning a round of jet lag for chicago area (metra+L, allowing bus direct between metra hubs & Ls because Come On Chicago) and the temptation to just literally park myself outside wrigley should it be a game day is extremely high
there is some true psychic damage in hearing the original of a song you've only ever heard the weird al version, and then realizing halfway into the song you DO recognize it, just only the part that *isnt* in the weird al one at all
April 23, 2025 at 6:16 AM
there is some true psychic damage in hearing the original of a song you've only ever heard the weird al version, and then realizing halfway into the song you DO recognize it, just only the part that *isnt* in the weird al one at all
the cat heard me cheering that i was finally done paying off the car repair so might be able to save up again and went "would you like to see a cat fuck up the landing so bad i break a bone? too late already did"
April 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
the cat heard me cheering that i was finally done paying off the car repair so might be able to save up again and went "would you like to see a cat fuck up the landing so bad i break a bone? too late already did"
such eternal mysteries of pokemon, such as "why machop got gills?"
April 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
such eternal mysteries of pokemon, such as "why machop got gills?"
whyyyyy does the other guard go wandering off 5 minutes before my lunch gets here? i cant leave to eat til you get back dammit
April 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
whyyyyy does the other guard go wandering off 5 minutes before my lunch gets here? i cant leave to eat til you get back dammit
i feel like im the only person here that realizes this is an extremely cushy job and to not take that shit for granted because everyone else is falling asleep, showing up 30 minutes late, or not putting their games away when ppl show up. instead i gotta cover for them for it
April 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i feel like im the only person here that realizes this is an extremely cushy job and to not take that shit for granted because everyone else is falling asleep, showing up 30 minutes late, or not putting their games away when ppl show up. instead i gotta cover for them for it
oh shit out for the *season*???
eesh, bad start for the cubs
eesh, bad start for the cubs
April 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
oh shit out for the *season*???
eesh, bad start for the cubs
eesh, bad start for the cubs
oh huh, busuu *does* have a non spain-centric spanish lesson plan. except now i gotta push thru the super basics again to get to the part i actually need to start at
April 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
oh huh, busuu *does* have a non spain-centric spanish lesson plan. except now i gotta push thru the super basics again to get to the part i actually need to start at
dennys wont let me make a grand slam online with 2x or 3x hash browns 😭 man i just want to make my grand slam a mountain of hash browns and a couple pancakes. ive done it in person why not allowed for delivery
April 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
dennys wont let me make a grand slam online with 2x or 3x hash browns 😭 man i just want to make my grand slam a mountain of hash browns and a couple pancakes. ive done it in person why not allowed for delivery
listen im not going to go running off to snitch on you disappearing for 3 hours but if the boss *asks me directly* about it i am Not covering for your ass!! not when you left me in the lurch for 3 fuckin hours at work!!!
April 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
listen im not going to go running off to snitch on you disappearing for 3 hours but if the boss *asks me directly* about it i am Not covering for your ass!! not when you left me in the lurch for 3 fuckin hours at work!!!
also no offense im not taking advice on "improving my reports" from a guy that uses chat gpt to write the directions for the patrols so that they are genuinely gibberish but he understands them just fine so theyre perfectly clear obviously
April 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
also no offense im not taking advice on "improving my reports" from a guy that uses chat gpt to write the directions for the patrols so that they are genuinely gibberish but he understands them just fine so theyre perfectly clear obviously