Electric Dreams
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Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
marjorie taylor greene resigning from congress reminds me of when the biggest Karen of the HOA board crashes out.
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
marjorie taylor greene resigning from congress reminds me of when the biggest Karen of the HOA board crashes out.
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Work is moving to phone IDs instead of physical cards. Honestly, I expected them to surgically put something in our wrists next. lol
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Work is moving to phone IDs instead of physical cards. Honestly, I expected them to surgically put something in our wrists next. lol
In the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, The Pegasus, when Riker walks into Picard's room (presumably Picard's quarters in this case)--what is it that Picard is eating? And why does it look like a MASSIVE feast? LOL
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
In the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, The Pegasus, when Riker walks into Picard's room (presumably Picard's quarters in this case)--what is it that Picard is eating? And why does it look like a MASSIVE feast? LOL
Sometimes I think about the Island of Misfit toys from that old Christmas movie and I think about that doll, whose only reason for being misfit was apparently her red hair.
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sometimes I think about the Island of Misfit toys from that old Christmas movie and I think about that doll, whose only reason for being misfit was apparently her red hair.
At work, at the main service point, someone keeps hiding the kleenex tissues. We have nearly 50 students that work the service point and all of them are just *sniff sniff sniff* like they are coming down with the plague, yet all the tissues get hid away in cabinets in the back. Why???
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
At work, at the main service point, someone keeps hiding the kleenex tissues. We have nearly 50 students that work the service point and all of them are just *sniff sniff sniff* like they are coming down with the plague, yet all the tissues get hid away in cabinets in the back. Why???
These are the stories I am here for! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/s...
These Sheep Have a Statement to Make
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
These are the stories I am here for! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/11/s...
Lordy, I document everything like I'm reporting on the fall of Rome! I have detailed reports on every project, all dated and time-stamped. All directives from my boss, and almost all correspondences cited and quoted. Future librarians will quote my work like Livy quoted the Senate decrees.
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Lordy, I document everything like I'm reporting on the fall of Rome! I have detailed reports on every project, all dated and time-stamped. All directives from my boss, and almost all correspondences cited and quoted. Future librarians will quote my work like Livy quoted the Senate decrees.
“Now that my ladder’s gone,
I must lie down where all the ladders start,
In the foul rag-and-bone shop of the heart.” -- The Circus Animals’ Desertion, Yeats
I must lie down where all the ladders start,
In the foul rag-and-bone shop of the heart.” -- The Circus Animals’ Desertion, Yeats
November 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
“Now that my ladder’s gone,
I must lie down where all the ladders start,
In the foul rag-and-bone shop of the heart.” -- The Circus Animals’ Desertion, Yeats
I must lie down where all the ladders start,
In the foul rag-and-bone shop of the heart.” -- The Circus Animals’ Desertion, Yeats
Someone said to me: "We once believed in God. Now we ask ChatGPT." But AI isn’t a new god. AI is a mirror, like the oracle or astrologer. It doesn’t reveal the future; it reflects us back to ourselves in data form. We are all still seeking meaning, just through a clearer reflection.
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Someone said to me: "We once believed in God. Now we ask ChatGPT." But AI isn’t a new god. AI is a mirror, like the oracle or astrologer. It doesn’t reveal the future; it reflects us back to ourselves in data form. We are all still seeking meaning, just through a clearer reflection.
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![Post by "[flower] D R C R U S H E R [flower]" (@docmilf2000):
imagine having sex with a ghost and someone walks into your room and they just see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hopmtyvc3dhv62ofiuzii5t7/bafkreidscemv3rbtmqs3jm7kijhdbwhbj43f6jxf3hxdlkstrtrmnotv7u@jpeg)
I the most distrubing dream last night. The odd part is, it wasn't a nightmare during the dream. I wasn't freighted or anything. But after waking up, the dream became more disturbing the more I thought about it.
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I the most distrubing dream last night. The odd part is, it wasn't a nightmare during the dream. I wasn't freighted or anything. But after waking up, the dream became more disturbing the more I thought about it.
The philosopher Reinhold Niebuhr once wrote that “Man’s capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man’s inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary.”
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The philosopher Reinhold Niebuhr once wrote that “Man’s capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man’s inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary.”
So I’m told when staff ask me why management’s having us do a task, I’m not supposed to quote Charge Of The Light Brigade and say “Ours is not to reason why, ours but to do and die.”
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
So I’m told when staff ask me why management’s having us do a task, I’m not supposed to quote Charge Of The Light Brigade and say “Ours is not to reason why, ours but to do and die.”
It's really true. Even if you're going to hell, you have to go through Atlanta first. If purgatory had moving sidewalks, it'd be in Concourse B.
October 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It's really true. Even if you're going to hell, you have to go through Atlanta first. If purgatory had moving sidewalks, it'd be in Concourse B.
Probably just Hegseth returning from the bars.
A person drove a vehicle into a security gate outside the White House on Tuesday night, the Secret Service said. The service said the person was immediately arrested after the crash and there was no longer a threat. President Trump was in the White House at the time.
Vehicle Crashes Into Security Gate Outside the White House
The Secret Service said the driver was arrested and there was no longer a threat. President Trump was in the White House at the time, the Secret Service said.
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October 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Probably just Hegseth returning from the bars.
My 4 year old pup and I are tight. I’ve had him since he was 9 months old. I have told him so many times that he is in his forever home with me, that it’s a fucking promise at this point. Wherever I go, he goes.
October 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My 4 year old pup and I are tight. I’ve had him since he was 9 months old. I have told him so many times that he is in his forever home with me, that it’s a fucking promise at this point. Wherever I go, he goes.
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Remember when the unironic Ted Kaczynski fans got mad at this? 😅
Earl Grey remembers
Earl Grey remembers
October 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Remember when the unironic Ted Kaczynski fans got mad at this? 😅
Earl Grey remembers
Earl Grey remembers
In the least surprising red of the week….
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
In the least surprising red of the week….
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
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POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
@politico.com
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October 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Had my first overnight with an escort I’ve seen for years. So much fun. Though, I did find out she talks in her sleep. 🤣 mostly unintelligible, but sounded like something about cereal. I was half asleep at the time too, but still funny.
October 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Had my first overnight with an escort I’ve seen for years. So much fun. Though, I did find out she talks in her sleep. 🤣 mostly unintelligible, but sounded like something about cereal. I was half asleep at the time too, but still funny.
I went to make some pasta the other night, but when I looked at the use-by date, it was pasta time of use.
October 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I went to make some pasta the other night, but when I looked at the use-by date, it was pasta time of use.
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Cracking a beer at ten thirty am it's called maturity you should look in to it
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Cracking a beer at ten thirty am it's called maturity you should look in to it