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elduvalin.bsky.social
Bernardo
@elduvalin.bsky.social
Former crime-doer; current communist bike co-op worker
Lifting while listening to The Smiths: sad, boyish, incel-adjacent

Lifting while listening to Chris Isaak: melancholic, manly, probably looks great in blue jeans and a ribbed tank
July 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Calling a business within ten minutes of opening should put you on an Obama-style drone strike kill list
July 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Dual reconquista now! Southern USA back to Mexico, Southern Spain back to the caliphate
February 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Cut my hair too short and it turns out my head is kinda lumpy
February 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’m a man w very few personal enemies, yet somehow they’ve all converged at the Ottobar holiday market
December 9, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Talia (white) said that my mom & I (Mexican) talk about my sister’s bf’s family from Ohio (white) using Noble Savage tropes
July 15, 2024 at 7:33 PM
How old do you think I have to be before I can start bringing my own chopsticks to non-Asian restaurants & have it be considered “eccentric” as opposed to “freakish”??
February 18, 2024 at 1:45 AM
@rudbeckia.bsky.social have you seen?
February 12, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Thought my hemorrhoids had gone away but then I got the flu & my coughing exacerbated them immensely & now ever time I cough my asshole feels like it’s being torn open
January 6, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I’m starting the new year by having a conversation w my best friend’s liberal Zionist gf about whether or not it was disrespectful for me to wear a keffiyeh to a holiday function she was at 🙃🙃🙃
December 29, 2023 at 4:54 AM
Boomers really seem constitutionally incapable of not using their phone at the movie theater
October 23, 2023 at 2:57 AM
My buddy made a Hezbollah pumpkin
October 22, 2023 at 1:40 PM
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Goes to show that anti-authoritarian politics rooted in nothing but aesthetics & vague libertarianism will always turn reactionary. NEVER TRUST A HIPPIE!!
October 10, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Today one of my friend’s kids told me “when you’re a dad, your kids are going to want to play A LOT. So you should take as many naps as you can.” Wise beyond his years.
October 15, 2023 at 11:31 PM
This hippie I know (who was actually arrested for prostrating the Trump inauguration) has become a red-pilled anti-feminist & is in my Instagram DMs regurgitating IDF talking points about the Palestinian resistance.
October 10, 2023 at 3:04 PM
Congrats to Greek ppl, broadly—& the chefs//organizers behind the Greek Orthodox Cathedral’s Greek Food Festival, specifically—for the invention of the “feisty feta” dip. A truly delicious innovation on the form!!
October 7, 2023 at 7:58 PM
“Me dio rapy (sic) vibe”
October 6, 2023 at 3:34 AM
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have been meditating on @elduvalin.bsky.social’s rules for being online:
(1) do not be mad online
(2) do not be horny online

he’s so wise beyond his tender years
October 5, 2023 at 2:12 PM
The only other Mexican in Ocean City rn
July 31, 2023 at 12:31 AM
Taking advantage of the thunder to disguise my farts at Beyond Video
July 28, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Feeling real nice in my 2.5” inseam swim shorts. 5” inseam shorts officially for cowards.
July 26, 2023 at 1:45 AM
Someone I love very much is unexpectedly moving across the country in ten days, so I’ve been masochisticly looking at photos of times we’ve shared together, & among the lot I found a photo of myself w a massive pink dildo suction cupped to my forehead
July 14, 2023 at 7:54 PM
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judith butler at the bike shop for Fender Trouble
July 13, 2023 at 9:47 PM
UFC 290, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003), the loving embrace of my beautiful wife. This is what a dudes rock Sunday is all about.
July 9, 2023 at 9:38 PM