Bernardo
@elduvalin.bsky.social
Former crime-doer; current communist bike co-op worker
Lifting while listening to The Smiths: sad, boyish, incel-adjacent
Lifting while listening to Chris Isaak: melancholic, manly, probably looks great in blue jeans and a ribbed tank
Lifting while listening to Chris Isaak: melancholic, manly, probably looks great in blue jeans and a ribbed tank
July 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Lifting while listening to The Smiths: sad, boyish, incel-adjacent
Lifting while listening to Chris Isaak: melancholic, manly, probably looks great in blue jeans and a ribbed tank
Lifting while listening to Chris Isaak: melancholic, manly, probably looks great in blue jeans and a ribbed tank
Calling a business within ten minutes of opening should put you on an Obama-style drone strike kill list
July 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Calling a business within ten minutes of opening should put you on an Obama-style drone strike kill list
Dual reconquista now! Southern USA back to Mexico, Southern Spain back to the caliphate
February 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Dual reconquista now! Southern USA back to Mexico, Southern Spain back to the caliphate
Cut my hair too short and it turns out my head is kinda lumpy
February 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Cut my hair too short and it turns out my head is kinda lumpy
I’m a man w very few personal enemies, yet somehow they’ve all converged at the Ottobar holiday market
December 9, 2024 at 12:29 AM
I’m a man w very few personal enemies, yet somehow they’ve all converged at the Ottobar holiday market
Talia (white) said that my mom & I (Mexican) talk about my sister’s bf’s family from Ohio (white) using Noble Savage tropes
July 15, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Talia (white) said that my mom & I (Mexican) talk about my sister’s bf’s family from Ohio (white) using Noble Savage tropes
How old do you think I have to be before I can start bringing my own chopsticks to non-Asian restaurants & have it be considered “eccentric” as opposed to “freakish”??
February 18, 2024 at 1:45 AM
How old do you think I have to be before I can start bringing my own chopsticks to non-Asian restaurants & have it be considered “eccentric” as opposed to “freakish”??
@rudbeckia.bsky.social have you seen?
February 12, 2024 at 3:45 AM
@rudbeckia.bsky.social have you seen?
Thought my hemorrhoids had gone away but then I got the flu & my coughing exacerbated them immensely & now ever time I cough my asshole feels like it’s being torn open
January 6, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Thought my hemorrhoids had gone away but then I got the flu & my coughing exacerbated them immensely & now ever time I cough my asshole feels like it’s being torn open
I’m starting the new year by having a conversation w my best friend’s liberal Zionist gf about whether or not it was disrespectful for me to wear a keffiyeh to a holiday function she was at 🙃🙃🙃
December 29, 2023 at 4:54 AM
I’m starting the new year by having a conversation w my best friend’s liberal Zionist gf about whether or not it was disrespectful for me to wear a keffiyeh to a holiday function she was at 🙃🙃🙃
Boomers really seem constitutionally incapable of not using their phone at the movie theater
October 23, 2023 at 2:57 AM
Boomers really seem constitutionally incapable of not using their phone at the movie theater
My buddy made a Hezbollah pumpkin
October 22, 2023 at 1:40 PM
My buddy made a Hezbollah pumpkin
Reposted by Bernardo
Goes to show that anti-authoritarian politics rooted in nothing but aesthetics & vague libertarianism will always turn reactionary. NEVER TRUST A HIPPIE!!
October 10, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Goes to show that anti-authoritarian politics rooted in nothing but aesthetics & vague libertarianism will always turn reactionary. NEVER TRUST A HIPPIE!!
Today one of my friend’s kids told me “when you’re a dad, your kids are going to want to play A LOT. So you should take as many naps as you can.” Wise beyond his years.
October 15, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Today one of my friend’s kids told me “when you’re a dad, your kids are going to want to play A LOT. So you should take as many naps as you can.” Wise beyond his years.
This hippie I know (who was actually arrested for prostrating the Trump inauguration) has become a red-pilled anti-feminist & is in my Instagram DMs regurgitating IDF talking points about the Palestinian resistance.
October 10, 2023 at 3:04 PM
This hippie I know (who was actually arrested for prostrating the Trump inauguration) has become a red-pilled anti-feminist & is in my Instagram DMs regurgitating IDF talking points about the Palestinian resistance.
Congrats to Greek ppl, broadly—& the chefs//organizers behind the Greek Orthodox Cathedral’s Greek Food Festival, specifically—for the invention of the “feisty feta” dip. A truly delicious innovation on the form!!
October 7, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Congrats to Greek ppl, broadly—& the chefs//organizers behind the Greek Orthodox Cathedral’s Greek Food Festival, specifically—for the invention of the “feisty feta” dip. A truly delicious innovation on the form!!
“Me dio rapy (sic) vibe”
October 6, 2023 at 3:34 AM
“Me dio rapy (sic) vibe”
Reposted by Bernardo
have been meditating on @elduvalin.bsky.social’s rules for being online:
(1) do not be mad online
(2) do not be horny online
he’s so wise beyond his tender years
(1) do not be mad online
(2) do not be horny online
he’s so wise beyond his tender years
October 5, 2023 at 2:12 PM
have been meditating on @elduvalin.bsky.social’s rules for being online:
(1) do not be mad online
(2) do not be horny online
he’s so wise beyond his tender years
(1) do not be mad online
(2) do not be horny online
he’s so wise beyond his tender years
The only other Mexican in Ocean City rn
July 31, 2023 at 12:31 AM
The only other Mexican in Ocean City rn
Taking advantage of the thunder to disguise my farts at Beyond Video
July 28, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Taking advantage of the thunder to disguise my farts at Beyond Video
Feeling real nice in my 2.5” inseam swim shorts. 5” inseam shorts officially for cowards.
July 26, 2023 at 1:45 AM
Feeling real nice in my 2.5” inseam swim shorts. 5” inseam shorts officially for cowards.
Someone I love very much is unexpectedly moving across the country in ten days, so I’ve been masochisticly looking at photos of times we’ve shared together, & among the lot I found a photo of myself w a massive pink dildo suction cupped to my forehead
July 14, 2023 at 7:54 PM
Someone I love very much is unexpectedly moving across the country in ten days, so I’ve been masochisticly looking at photos of times we’ve shared together, & among the lot I found a photo of myself w a massive pink dildo suction cupped to my forehead
Reposted by Bernardo
judith butler at the bike shop for Fender Trouble
July 13, 2023 at 9:47 PM
judith butler at the bike shop for Fender Trouble
UFC 290, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003), the loving embrace of my beautiful wife. This is what a dudes rock Sunday is all about.
July 9, 2023 at 9:38 PM
UFC 290, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003), the loving embrace of my beautiful wife. This is what a dudes rock Sunday is all about.