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Eldritch Harlot 🌷
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🔞 MDNI • she/her • 🌈 polyam-pan-tastic • 30s • disabled debauchery

roll 1d8 for that orgasm wild surge 👁️🫦👁️

Toss a tip to your Harlot 💋
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My fellow dehydrated noodles,

Does your head feel fuzzy?
Have you not finished your beverage?
Are you just not able to start doing your work?
Is everything just too much?

You might be hangry. Take a break, get a snack and a new beverage, then take a sip.

Monday's are hard enough as it is, hydrate
October 23, 2023 at 5:40 PM
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Rebranding slavery as the prison industrial complex and human trafficking as adoption are some of the most sinister examples of capitalist PR
October 23, 2023 at 6:06 PM
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Hi, I'm Jaime and I've been working for 8 years for the Wikimedia Foundation. The following are personal views and do not represent in any way the position of the Foundation (I don't and cannot speak on behalf of it). However, you may have seen this question by Mr. Musk and I wanted to respond A 🧵:
October 23, 2023 at 9:08 AM
Freaky Friday… and it’s just me casting Summon Fey for tricksy debauchery
October 21, 2023 at 12:40 AM
All wet and ready for Fat Femme Friday. Join me? 😘
October 20, 2023 at 10:37 PM
This is where I post from
October 20, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Reskeet with a you-meme to represent your today.

Here’s my mememe:
October 20, 2023 at 2:02 AM
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Sex worker: I’m serving c*nt 💋
Baker: I'm serving bundt
June 30, 2023 at 9:26 PM
Nice to meet you 🫦
October 19, 2023 at 8:28 PM