Pumpkin spice horchata
eldritchanchovy.bsky.social
Pumpkin spice horchata
@eldritchanchovy.bsky.social
he/him. Millennial.
Wear a fucking mask.
Ibarra chocolate > Abuelita chocolate.
I should get one of those 🤔

(I do have a bag in my bag, but it’s not a *spare* bag—it has stuff in it as well)
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Our usual go-to is Domino’s, in no small part because their usual coupons line up well with how we want to order

(I once let friends handle the Domino’s order—they ordered off the menu without considering the coupons and it was like $80 for 4 people. Years later, I still hold a grudge)
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
a few years back, GreedyHealthInc fucked us out of ~$10k worth of expensive specialty meds via their subsidiary, ShittyMailOrderRx, which had the audacity to call us again afterwards and ask whether we’d like to transfer our other prescriptions to them. They got an *earful* that day
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
(This is C++ shit-talking, not advice. There are definite disadvantages to doing it this way)
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A couple decades ago I had to do some text processing in an existing C++ project

So instead I learned the Python FFI so I could write the text processing function in Python and call it from C++, and that was easier, even though I [checks notes] had never used Python before
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
big serving-food-on-uncleanable-wooden-planks-instead-of-plates energy
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
🤔🤔🤔
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
One of the very few times I’ve eaten indoors in public since Covid hit was at an airport food court with an Aranet4 reading in the 600s
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m shocked—shocked, I say!—that juggling clubs instead of juggling knives means you don’t slice off as many fingers
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If shitting is literally the entire family’s hobby, it’s probably convenient to have a bad sense of smell
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
this is giving me flashbacks to a teenage summer office job unfucking a bunch of bureaucratic forms in Microsoft Word—they’d originally been created by someone who’d lined stuff up (badly) by hitting the spacebar a bunch of times, instead of using tab stops
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 AM
The worst I’ve ever had was from Jack in the Box; haven’t tried Tim Horton’s yet 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
At least two Katamari games have separate 2D Katamari minigames in the end credits

So I think even fishing games should have an additional separate fishing mechanic, distinct from the main gameplay, just for the hell of it
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
gesundheit
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM