My punk band did a cover version. Didn’t know the lyrics so just winged it.
June 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My punk band did a cover version. Didn’t know the lyrics so just winged it.
This was my rule. Didn’t let anyone out for years. Then realised I was looking at my own reflection in the rear view mirror.
May 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This was my rule. Didn’t let anyone out for years. Then realised I was looking at my own reflection in the rear view mirror.
Could smash one right now.
March 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Could smash one right now.
Just one lot of cakes?
You ungrateful tightarse.
You ungrateful tightarse.
February 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Just one lot of cakes?
You ungrateful tightarse.
You ungrateful tightarse.
When are you getting your EB one done?
February 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
When are you getting your EB one done?
This picture evokes so many memories.
As a kid I used to play on this terrace after the game while waiting to get the signatures of the players heading from the Cottage to the Benfica or Players’ Bar.
As a kid I used to play on this terrace after the game while waiting to get the signatures of the players heading from the Cottage to the Benfica or Players’ Bar.
January 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
This picture evokes so many memories.
As a kid I used to play on this terrace after the game while waiting to get the signatures of the players heading from the Cottage to the Benfica or Players’ Bar.
As a kid I used to play on this terrace after the game while waiting to get the signatures of the players heading from the Cottage to the Benfica or Players’ Bar.
It’s hard to urinate when you’re laughing so much.
January 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It’s hard to urinate when you’re laughing so much.
The theme tune to Jonny Briggs.
January 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The theme tune to Jonny Briggs.
I rest my case m’lud.
January 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I rest my case m’lud.
It’s people like you who belong on Twitter.
January 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
It’s people like you who belong on Twitter.