Today’s eBay shenanigan.
“I want to return the item but am having trouble.”
“Can you tell me why please?”
“Yeah, I found my original copy in the basement so don’t need it.”
Tough shit old son. Listing said No Returns, especially in the case of a high level of incompetence/stupidity.
“I want to return the item but am having trouble.”
“Can you tell me why please?”
“Yeah, I found my original copy in the basement so don’t need it.”
Tough shit old son. Listing said No Returns, especially in the case of a high level of incompetence/stupidity.
July 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Today’s eBay shenanigan.
“I want to return the item but am having trouble.”
“Can you tell me why please?”
“Yeah, I found my original copy in the basement so don’t need it.”
Tough shit old son. Listing said No Returns, especially in the case of a high level of incompetence/stupidity.
“I want to return the item but am having trouble.”
“Can you tell me why please?”
“Yeah, I found my original copy in the basement so don’t need it.”
Tough shit old son. Listing said No Returns, especially in the case of a high level of incompetence/stupidity.
When you stop saying “You should be good to your fellow humans” and instead say “Just try and be less of a cunt” you know we’re heading in the wrong direction.
June 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
When you stop saying “You should be good to your fellow humans” and instead say “Just try and be less of a cunt” you know we’re heading in the wrong direction.
Today marks 11 years in a world without Rik Mayall in it and look at the bloody state of everything.
June 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Today marks 11 years in a world without Rik Mayall in it and look at the bloody state of everything.
Gone out for a late restaurant lunch on my Tod, something I’ve not done before.
#BillyNoMates
#BillyNoMates
June 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Gone out for a late restaurant lunch on my Tod, something I’ve not done before.
#BillyNoMates
#BillyNoMates
I could sort this Musk/Trump conflict in 24 hours.
June 6, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I could sort this Musk/Trump conflict in 24 hours.
There’s a silver butt plug on the track at Herne Hill station @nationalrailenq.bsky.social, it’s been there for at least a fortnight.
I mentioned it to one of the onsite staff this morning but he didn’t seem too enthusiastic about retrieving it.
I mentioned it to one of the onsite staff this morning but he didn’t seem too enthusiastic about retrieving it.
April 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
There’s a silver butt plug on the track at Herne Hill station @nationalrailenq.bsky.social, it’s been there for at least a fortnight.
I mentioned it to one of the onsite staff this morning but he didn’t seem too enthusiastic about retrieving it.
I mentioned it to one of the onsite staff this morning but he didn’t seem too enthusiastic about retrieving it.
One day I hope this tolerance to Iocane that I’ve built up, by gradually ingesting trace doses over time, will come in useful.
April 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
One day I hope this tolerance to Iocane that I’ve built up, by gradually ingesting trace doses over time, will come in useful.
Danger Farting on the Bromley South platform at 6:30am.
Is this what getting older is all about?
Is this what getting older is all about?
March 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Danger Farting on the Bromley South platform at 6:30am.
Is this what getting older is all about?
Is this what getting older is all about?
@sirpaintalot.bsky.social
Rocking one of your shirts on stage last Saturday.
Rocking one of your shirts on stage last Saturday.
February 28, 2025 at 7:53 AM
@sirpaintalot.bsky.social
Rocking one of your shirts on stage last Saturday.
Rocking one of your shirts on stage last Saturday.
I’ve been wandering aimlessly.
Things got confused inside my head.
Things got confused inside my head.
February 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’ve been wandering aimlessly.
Things got confused inside my head.
Things got confused inside my head.
Just sold my car because I wasn’t using it much and it wasn’t worth keeping.
Called insurance company (esure) thinking I’d get some money back and they want to charge me a Cancellation Fee as well as an Additional Premium for ending it early.
Absolute ripoff. Fuming.
Called insurance company (esure) thinking I’d get some money back and they want to charge me a Cancellation Fee as well as an Additional Premium for ending it early.
Absolute ripoff. Fuming.
February 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Just sold my car because I wasn’t using it much and it wasn’t worth keeping.
Called insurance company (esure) thinking I’d get some money back and they want to charge me a Cancellation Fee as well as an Additional Premium for ending it early.
Absolute ripoff. Fuming.
Called insurance company (esure) thinking I’d get some money back and they want to charge me a Cancellation Fee as well as an Additional Premium for ending it early.
Absolute ripoff. Fuming.
I just laughed while farting and it made it sound like the synth riff from The Final Countdown.
January 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I just laughed while farting and it made it sound like the synth riff from The Final Countdown.
Lies, damned lies, and fascistics.
January 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Lies, damned lies, and fascistics.
Yeah, thanks for rubbing it in Trainline.
January 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Yeah, thanks for rubbing it in Trainline.
Lovely evening having drinks with friends and I can’t even eat a burger in bed like a filthy king without being harassed.
January 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Lovely evening having drinks with friends and I can’t even eat a burger in bed like a filthy king without being harassed.
Looking forward to after Christmas when the price of these are reduced.
December 11, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Looking forward to after Christmas when the price of these are reduced.
Up to TTL and back for football today.
I forgot that everyone will be doing the same but for Christmas shopping. Train is rammed.
I forgot that everyone will be doing the same but for Christmas shopping. Train is rammed.
November 23, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Up to TTL and back for football today.
I forgot that everyone will be doing the same but for Christmas shopping. Train is rammed.
I forgot that everyone will be doing the same but for Christmas shopping. Train is rammed.