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Helledest Scrolls
@eldestscrolls.bsky.social
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Paperclips and bubblegum. She/Her. 🏳️‍🌈
The daughter my mother couldn't burn.
Toronto, Canada

https://linktr.ee/michellevynessa
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
White text over an artistic rendition of a forest. Text reads: "This weather is probably fine, but there's someone somewhere with two middle fingers pointed towards the sky."
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Here you go @annazand.bsky.social Fancy adjacent. 💅
Helle's hands, highlighting red and gold nail polish
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Our Freedom of Expression laws are a bit different in Canada. Hate speech isn't well accepted here.

www.justice.gc.ca/eng/csj-sjc/...
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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This feels inappropriate. 🫢
An upskirt-like photograph of the CN Tower from below.
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Me, sees very large birb land on top of radio tower: There's a nest at the top!

Boss: No, that's just the lights.

Tower Climber: Yes, that's a nest *shows photo*

Boss: Oh.

Me: ...
A zoomed in picture of the top of a radio transmission tower, with a birdnest on top.
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I was Today Years Old when I learned that the entire run of Train 48 is on Prime. The question is, will it hold up?
A promotional image for the Canadian soap opera, Train 48, which shows the main cast, as well as the Global TV logo.
November 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Happy birfday!! And a super happy super special #Caturday!
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Happy #caturday! Poeburry rolled herself up into a purrito!
October 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Can we have three more of those please? Blue Jays take the Dodgers 11-4.
Toronto Blue Jays mascots from the last time they were in the World Series: BJ Birdy and Domer, the SkyDome mascot
October 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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On behalf of Toronto, thanks Luna! ⚾
A woman with glasses in a black witch hat holding a broom and wearing a Seattle Mariners baseball jersey. Text reads: "An Etsy witch named Luna is being credited with the Seattle Mariners' playoff success"
October 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Showing a little ass on main
Image of a tiny donkey frolicking in a green field. Text above reads: I heard that if you show a Little Ass, you get more likes. I really hope this works.
October 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Cartoon image of two stick figures. The top figure has its index finger raised and mouth open as if about to say something. The bottom figure drops its finger and looks like it is deciding against saying something.
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Harsh, but fair.
October 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Yuuuuuuup 🙃
An image of a 20-sided die in black and white. The number 1 is on top. Text reads "Hello Darkness, my old friend..."
September 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Time to heat up the toaster, I guess!
Various iterations of avocado on toast.
September 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Meanwhile, on Reddit...
September 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Any Star Wars fans here? Maybe that show, Andor? Maybe that show, Andor's season 2? Maybe that show, Andor's season 2's 8th episode?

There's no particular reason why I bring it up now. None at all.
An Imperial soldier takes a dramatic head wound that starts a riot.
September 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Post a perfect album from the
90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam
Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

Perverse by @jesusjonesband.bsky.social

There are so many amazing albums that came out in the early-mid 90s that shaped my tastes in music (especially from artists NOT listed above lol).
Album art of the 1993 Jesus Jones album, Perverse. JJ logo font in blue on a primarily red background of a persone wearing a red lucha libre mask.
September 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr:
Image of a Boss DR-55 "Dr. Rhythm" drum machine.
September 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Promotional art for the 2010 movie, Devil. It is a photograph of a stainless steel elevator door, with black walls and floor, and red ominous light seeping out of the cracks in the door.
September 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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BREAKING: President Trump leaves the White House this morning
An image of the Cryptkeeper from Tales from the Crypt wearing a white shirt with candles and a skeleton in the background.
September 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Happy Caturday Drayko and Phantom from Poeburry! 🖤🖤
August 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Oh hell no. 🤢
August 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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No new pictures, where are you mentally?
A meme picture of a raven. Text reads: "Quoth the Raven, WHAT THE FUCK"
August 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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"How do you do fellow youths?"
A still of Steve Buschemi from 30 Rock, guest staring as an old person trying to blend in with kids. He is wearing a red hat, a red hoodie, and a grey tshirt that says MUSIC/BAND with a skateboard over his shoulder.
August 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM