Elderly Man behind the counter in a big town
@elderlyman.bsky.social
I don’t believe in anything, I’m just here for the violence.
***Please no alt-right, fascist, no-choice, MAGA, antivaxxers and stuff. Enough with this shit.***
***Please no alt-right, fascist, no-choice, MAGA, antivaxxers and stuff. Enough with this shit.***
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If your Tesla get stolen, does it become an Edison?
January 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
If your Tesla get stolen, does it become an Edison?
100 yo dead Jimmy Carter is still a better POTUS than Trump
December 30, 2024 at 11:59 AM
100 yo dead Jimmy Carter is still a better POTUS than Trump
One must imagine Sisyphus righteously paid.
December 30, 2024 at 12:34 AM
One must imagine Sisyphus righteously paid.
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Is this guy John Wick?
December 20, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Is this guy John Wick?
Oh great, the riches came up with a new word for “multiple jobs to survive”
December 20, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Oh great, the riches came up with a new word for “multiple jobs to survive”
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*During sex*
– Hurt me
– How many years of student loan yet?
– That’s not what I me…
– Still convinced Musk is a genius?
– Stop it!
– Ruth Bader Ginsburg can’t help us anymore
– Hippopotamus! HIPPOPOTAMUS!!
– Hurt me
– How many years of student loan yet?
– That’s not what I me…
– Still convinced Musk is a genius?
– Stop it!
– Ruth Bader Ginsburg can’t help us anymore
– Hippopotamus! HIPPOPOTAMUS!!
December 19, 2024 at 10:37 AM
*During sex*
– Hurt me
– How many years of student loan yet?
– That’s not what I me…
– Still convinced Musk is a genius?
– Stop it!
– Ruth Bader Ginsburg can’t help us anymore
– Hippopotamus! HIPPOPOTAMUS!!
– Hurt me
– How many years of student loan yet?
– That’s not what I me…
– Still convinced Musk is a genius?
– Stop it!
– Ruth Bader Ginsburg can’t help us anymore
– Hippopotamus! HIPPOPOTAMUS!!
The last one is the worse
December 19, 2024 at 8:20 AM
The last one is the worse
“Wow, have you lost weight?”
“Yes, thanks, it’s depression!”
“Awesome!”
“Right?”
“Yes, thanks, it’s depression!”
“Awesome!”
“Right?”
December 19, 2024 at 8:19 AM
“Wow, have you lost weight?”
“Yes, thanks, it’s depression!”
“Awesome!”
“Right?”
“Yes, thanks, it’s depression!”
“Awesome!”
“Right?”
A tourist village with only a library and a coloring station and unlimited drinks
December 19, 2024 at 8:11 AM
A tourist village with only a library and a coloring station and unlimited drinks
No, sir, I don’t want cinnamon ginger spicy chocolate sprinkles in my coffee, do I look that happy?
December 19, 2024 at 8:07 AM
No, sir, I don’t want cinnamon ginger spicy chocolate sprinkles in my coffee, do I look that happy?
“I would like two beers and a gun”
“How old are you, son?”
“17”
“Sorry, can’t sell you beer”
“How old are you, son?”
“17”
“Sorry, can’t sell you beer”
December 18, 2024 at 11:13 PM
“I would like two beers and a gun”
“How old are you, son?”
“17”
“Sorry, can’t sell you beer”
“How old are you, son?”
“17”
“Sorry, can’t sell you beer”
They don’t believe that a century of toxic waste, fumes and plastic changed the planet’s climate but say you don’t believe that a guy made the whole universe in a week and they lose their shit.
December 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
They don’t believe that a century of toxic waste, fumes and plastic changed the planet’s climate but say you don’t believe that a guy made the whole universe in a week and they lose their shit.
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Who here agrees? 🖐🏾
December 16, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Who here agrees? 🖐🏾
There’s massive worldwide super-secret conspiracy between governments and pharmaceutical to inject you with vaccines and chemicals and 5G but thank goodness Kevin from Louisiana discovered everything with a thorough google search.
December 17, 2024 at 8:02 AM
There’s massive worldwide super-secret conspiracy between governments and pharmaceutical to inject you with vaccines and chemicals and 5G but thank goodness Kevin from Louisiana discovered everything with a thorough google search.
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
I hope this email finds you dead
December 16, 2024 at 3:19 PM
I hope this email finds you dead
“I’ve done my own research”
“Dude you just bought alcaline water claimed to balance your system’s pH”
“Dude you just bought alcaline water claimed to balance your system’s pH”
December 12, 2024 at 2:21 PM
“I’ve done my own research”
“Dude you just bought alcaline water claimed to balance your system’s pH”
“Dude you just bought alcaline water claimed to balance your system’s pH”
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This is some fucked up shit.
December 12, 2024 at 3:16 AM
This is some fucked up shit.
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Hi, I’m the greatest billionaire of the solar system, I just bought myself a POTUS, can I have a tax break?
December 12, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Hi, I’m the greatest billionaire of the solar system, I just bought myself a POTUS, can I have a tax break?
“How you doing?”
“Fine. You?”
“Great, thanks”
“We both lying, aren’t we?”
“Fine. You?”
“Great, thanks”
“We both lying, aren’t we?”
December 12, 2024 at 10:38 AM
“How you doing?”
“Fine. You?”
“Great, thanks”
“We both lying, aren’t we?”
“Fine. You?”
“Great, thanks”
“We both lying, aren’t we?”