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Nick Deller
@elcrinkled.bsky.social
· Dec 31
This is magnificent gibberish. #esc250
The problem with “enhanced technical safeguards” is that if you tell everyone what they are, they melt. But if you don’t tell everyone what they are, you’re in the realm of “Trust me bro!”
That’s where the hard work has to be done - everything else is pretty much cosmetic.
That’s where the hard work has to be done - everything else is pretty much cosmetic.
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The problem with “enhanced technical safeguards” is that if you tell everyone what they are, they melt. But if you don’t tell everyone what they are, you’re in the realm of “Trust me bro!”
That’s where the hard work has to be done - everything else is pretty much cosmetic.
That’s where the hard work has to be done - everything else is pretty much cosmetic.
Thinking about that time that Claudia Winkleman managed to convince Lee Mack that she doesn’t use gravy granules as an impromptu fake tan.
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Thinking about that time that Claudia Winkleman managed to convince Lee Mack that she doesn’t use gravy granules as an impromptu fake tan.
Meanwhile, on House Beautiful pages 70 and 74…
October 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Meanwhile, on House Beautiful pages 70 and 74…
Can’t believe how dark it is.
October 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Can’t believe how dark it is.
Finally, an idea so stupid that nobody’s previously had it! #Tofublerone
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Finally, an idea so stupid that nobody’s previously had it! #Tofublerone
I was already getting over-excited about the inter-continental play-offs, and that was BEFORE I looked up Bolivia’s record away from La Paz in the decagonal.
October 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I was already getting over-excited about the inter-continental play-offs, and that was BEFORE I looked up Bolivia’s record away from La Paz in the decagonal.
I’m not saying that Cabo Verde is small, just that it didn’t make the cut to get mentioned in Conquistador.
October 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’m not saying that Cabo Verde is small, just that it didn’t make the cut to get mentioned in Conquistador.
If I had words to make a day for you, I’d, umm, thing.
October 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If I had words to make a day for you, I’d, umm, thing.
I’m not saying that my old school uses AI without due care, but I maybe am saying that it uuss aii witouout durcare.
October 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I’m not saying that my old school uses AI without due care, but I maybe am saying that it uuss aii witouout durcare.
Really enjoying the book “Making Your Own Sausages From The Ground Up”, and looking forward to reading the follow-up “What To Do When They’re Not Ground Up”
no hang on
no hang on
September 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Really enjoying the book “Making Your Own Sausages From The Ground Up”, and looking forward to reading the follow-up “What To Do When They’re Not Ground Up”
no hang on
no hang on
Diplomats described the meeting as “like a group of feral raccoons fighting in a cement mixer”.
🚨 The EBU will hold an extraordinary session of the General Assembly in early November, where EBU Members will vote on Israel's participation in #Eurovision 2026.
"The Board agreed that this question merited a broader democratic basis for a decision, whereby all Members should be given a voice."
"The Board agreed that this question merited a broader democratic basis for a decision, whereby all Members should be given a voice."
September 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Diplomats described the meeting as “like a group of feral raccoons fighting in a cement mixer”.
How did I not know that the song IMMEDIATELY AFTER Super-Extra-Wonder-Shop contains this joyful demonstration of free-form saxophony? youtu.be/T2JlE-z-hpA?...
Maarit Hurmerinta: Life is a jigsaw (live 1973)
YouTube video by makikoti47
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September 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
How did I not know that the song IMMEDIATELY AFTER Super-Extra-Wonder-Shop contains this joyful demonstration of free-form saxophony? youtu.be/T2JlE-z-hpA?...
1. Transcribe bookies’ odds for ESC 1987 into English notebook.
2. Put English notebook in attic for 35 years.
3. Profit!
#Eurovision
2. Put English notebook in attic for 35 years.
3. Profit!
#Eurovision
September 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
1. Transcribe bookies’ odds for ESC 1987 into English notebook.
2. Put English notebook in attic for 35 years.
3. Profit!
#Eurovision
2. Put English notebook in attic for 35 years.
3. Profit!
#Eurovision
I feel like I probably ought to try having one of those “opinion” thingies that I keep hearing about, but I’m sure it’ll pass.
September 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I feel like I probably ought to try having one of those “opinion” thingies that I keep hearing about, but I’m sure it’ll pass.
LOOGLE (v.) - search for information on the internet while performing lavatorial functions.
September 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
LOOGLE (v.) - search for information on the internet while performing lavatorial functions.
Ven, ven, ven, ven, ven, veeeeennnn, ven, ven, veeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnn oh ven ven venvenvenven VEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN *kerdonk* *polite applause*
July 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Ven, ven, ven, ven, ven, veeeeennnn, ven, ven, veeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnn oh ven ven venvenvenven VEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN *kerdonk* *polite applause*
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Stepoutoftime, and their adoptive Spanish son, Juan Stepoutoftime. #Eurovision #LateArrivalsAtTheEurovisionBall
July 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Stepoutoftime, and their adoptive Spanish son, Juan Stepoutoftime. #Eurovision #LateArrivalsAtTheEurovisionBall
Ladies and gentlemen! Please welcome Mr and Mrs Millioninonetwothree, and their lovely daughtah, Anita Millioninonetwothree! #LateArrivalsAtTheEurovisionBall #Eurovision
July 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Ladies and gentlemen! Please welcome Mr and Mrs Millioninonetwothree, and their lovely daughtah, Anita Millioninonetwothree! #LateArrivalsAtTheEurovisionBall #Eurovision
Look, Hollywood, either you want fresh original ideas or you want to send me ‘cease and desist’ letters when I pitch Four Weddings and a Predator, but you can’t have it both ways.
July 6, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Look, Hollywood, either you want fresh original ideas or you want to send me ‘cease and desist’ letters when I pitch Four Weddings and a Predator, but you can’t have it both ways.
I’m do-re-mi-fa-s-s-serving continental choir singing hand in hand.
June 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I’m do-re-mi-fa-s-s-serving continental choir singing hand in hand.
Football with a tennis ball - Classic. Simple. Familiar.
Cricket with a rugby ball - Fresh. Unexpected. Challenging.
Cricket with a rugby ball - Fresh. Unexpected. Challenging.
June 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Football with a tennis ball - Classic. Simple. Familiar.
Cricket with a rugby ball - Fresh. Unexpected. Challenging.
Cricket with a rugby ball - Fresh. Unexpected. Challenging.
“Pillows should be changed every 1-2 years, though do be aware that this advice is being offered by people who sell pillows.”
Well, yes. Seems reasonable.
Well, yes. Seems reasonable.
June 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“Pillows should be changed every 1-2 years, though do be aware that this advice is being offered by people who sell pillows.”
Well, yes. Seems reasonable.
Well, yes. Seems reasonable.
They didn’t have any poison cake in, but you can have a bite of my poisson nuggets if you like.
May 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
They didn’t have any poison cake in, but you can have a bite of my poisson nuggets if you like.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not in any way saying that Dugga Doo is a direct lift from Tipi-Tii, but merely voicing my suspicions that a musical DNA test might uncover an awkward family secret or two.
May 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not in any way saying that Dugga Doo is a direct lift from Tipi-Tii, but merely voicing my suspicions that a musical DNA test might uncover an awkward family secret or two.