ElbowDeepInAHorse
@elbowdeepinahorse.bsky.social
Curator of lewd horse art, restorer of antique cash registers, and internet gremlin!
Cinnamon rolls aren't edible unless they're bukakked to death.
My coworkers at the lab were very happy this morning xD
My coworkers at the lab were very happy this morning xD
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Cinnamon rolls aren't edible unless they're bukakked to death.
My coworkers at the lab were very happy this morning xD
My coworkers at the lab were very happy this morning xD
The golden age of air travel, I tells ya.
Artist: Argodaemon
Artist: Argodaemon
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The golden age of air travel, I tells ya.
Artist: Argodaemon
Artist: Argodaemon
Oh no, what are you going to do to me, dungeon monster? OwO
Sauce: Shydale
Sauce: Shydale
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Oh no, what are you going to do to me, dungeon monster? OwO
Sauce: Shydale
Sauce: Shydale
Too Hot For Imgur, Volume 18! Seriously at this point I think the moderation team over there needs to tighten up their helmets. XD
Sauce: Dandy
Sauce: Dandy
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Too Hot For Imgur, Volume 18! Seriously at this point I think the moderation team over there needs to tighten up their helmets. XD
Sauce: Dandy
Sauce: Dandy
Obligatory ring-a-ding! Kofi won't allow me to directly link it here since I post naughty horse stuff, but thank you all who have donated to make this restoration possible!
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Obligatory ring-a-ding! Kofi won't allow me to directly link it here since I post naughty horse stuff, but thank you all who have donated to make this restoration possible!
It's finished!! Completely rebuilt, restored to functionality, and looking better than it did since it was first built in 1912! Took two months of work, but it's finally done. I'm so hecking happy!
imgur.com/gallery/hIwZ...
imgur.com/gallery/hIwZ...
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It's finished!! Completely rebuilt, restored to functionality, and looking better than it did since it was first built in 1912! Took two months of work, but it's finally done. I'm so hecking happy!
imgur.com/gallery/hIwZ...
imgur.com/gallery/hIwZ...
It's 7am. Do you know where your deviant is?
Sauce: sekuponi
Sauce: sekuponi
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's 7am. Do you know where your deviant is?
Sauce: sekuponi
Sauce: sekuponi
When my vagina notices the massage gun is on the charger and the big dildo is drying next to the sink.
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When my vagina notices the massage gun is on the charger and the big dildo is drying next to the sink.
That's GOLD, Jerry!!
Sauce: sekuponi
Sauce: sekuponi
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
That's GOLD, Jerry!!
Sauce: sekuponi
Sauce: sekuponi
Obligatory final mechanism and ding ding for the UK users!
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Obligatory final mechanism and ding ding for the UK users!
Yip-yip-yip-yip-yip!
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Yip-yip-yip-yip-yip!
Today is mechanism reassembly (attempt) day aaaugh oh god haha
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Today is mechanism reassembly (attempt) day aaaugh oh god haha
There's not an easy way to describe the anxiety of knowing you're putting in work with little to no guarantee of a payoff. I just spent several hours cleaning, straightening, and regreasing all 22 of these cash register levers.
I have no idea if this machine will go back together.
I have no idea if this machine will go back together.
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
There's not an easy way to describe the anxiety of knowing you're putting in work with little to no guarantee of a payoff. I just spent several hours cleaning, straightening, and regreasing all 22 of these cash register levers.
I have no idea if this machine will go back together.
I have no idea if this machine will go back together.
Trick or treat?
Sauce: dankflank
Sauce: dankflank
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Trick or treat?
Sauce: dankflank
Sauce: dankflank
Rated R for partial nudity.
Sauce: Welost
Sauce: Welost
October 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Rated R for partial nudity.
Sauce: Welost
Sauce: Welost
Okay, maybe some sports are cool.
Sauce: welost
Sauce: welost
October 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Okay, maybe some sports are cool.
Sauce: welost
Sauce: welost
To the 3,000-some folks following me who understand and respect basic boundaries, thank you!
To the 1 guy who replied to my post with an unsolicited selfie of his cock... for fuck's sake, bud, get blocked.
To the 1 guy who replied to my post with an unsolicited selfie of his cock... for fuck's sake, bud, get blocked.
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
To the 3,000-some folks following me who understand and respect basic boundaries, thank you!
To the 1 guy who replied to my post with an unsolicited selfie of his cock... for fuck's sake, bud, get blocked.
To the 1 guy who replied to my post with an unsolicited selfie of his cock... for fuck's sake, bud, get blocked.
It's cider season, y'all!
October 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It's cider season, y'all!
I didn't hear no bell!
Sauce: Chrysalisdraws
Sauce: Chrysalisdraws
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I didn't hear no bell!
Sauce: Chrysalisdraws
Sauce: Chrysalisdraws
Just gonna leave this here.
Sauce: Ajin
Sauce: Ajin
October 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just gonna leave this here.
Sauce: Ajin
Sauce: Ajin
Eh, I say rub one out and shoot for 5pm.
October 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Eh, I say rub one out and shoot for 5pm.
Thanks for continuing to ride the struggle bus with me on this project, everyone! I'm getting more actionable advice from you guys than I am from my fellow collectors at this point, so I have a feeling I'm in some uncharted waters here. Hopefully in the next week or so I'll have some good news!
October 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Thanks for continuing to ride the struggle bus with me on this project, everyone! I'm getting more actionable advice from you guys than I am from my fellow collectors at this point, so I have a feeling I'm in some uncharted waters here. Hopefully in the next week or so I'll have some good news!