ElbowDeepInAHorse
@elbowdeepinahorse.bsky.social
Curator of lewd horse art, restorer of antique cash registers, and internet gremlin!
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Comms, amirite?
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Comms, amirite?
That's GOLD, Jerry!!
Sauce: sekuponi
Sauce: sekuponi
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
That's GOLD, Jerry!!
Sauce: sekuponi
Sauce: sekuponi
Obligatory final mechanism and ding ding for the UK users!
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Obligatory final mechanism and ding ding for the UK users!
Cash register update! This post is too large for me to transcribe onto Bluesky, sorry! imgur.com/gallery/UKWh... But good news, I fixed the mechanism! We're back, baby!!
Restoration Update #6: Blood, Sweat, and Lube
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November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Cash register update! This post is too large for me to transcribe onto Bluesky, sorry! imgur.com/gallery/UKWh... But good news, I fixed the mechanism! We're back, baby!!
Yip-yip-yip-yip-yip!
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Yip-yip-yip-yip-yip!
Today is mechanism reassembly (attempt) day aaaugh oh god haha
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Today is mechanism reassembly (attempt) day aaaugh oh god haha
There's not an easy way to describe the anxiety of knowing you're putting in work with little to no guarantee of a payoff. I just spent several hours cleaning, straightening, and regreasing all 22 of these cash register levers.
I have no idea if this machine will go back together.
I have no idea if this machine will go back together.
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
There's not an easy way to describe the anxiety of knowing you're putting in work with little to no guarantee of a payoff. I just spent several hours cleaning, straightening, and regreasing all 22 of these cash register levers.
I have no idea if this machine will go back together.
I have no idea if this machine will go back together.
The only vegetable I want in my body is a cucumber and I'm not planning to eat it.
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The only vegetable I want in my body is a cucumber and I'm not planning to eat it.
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Punky Rarity.
Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Punky Rarity.
Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
Trick or treat?
Sauce: dankflank
Sauce: dankflank
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Trick or treat?
Sauce: dankflank
Sauce: dankflank
Rated R for partial nudity.
Sauce: Welost
Sauce: Welost
October 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Rated R for partial nudity.
Sauce: Welost
Sauce: Welost
Okay, maybe some sports are cool.
Sauce: welost
Sauce: welost
October 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Okay, maybe some sports are cool.
Sauce: welost
Sauce: welost
To the 3,000-some folks following me who understand and respect basic boundaries, thank you!
To the 1 guy who replied to my post with an unsolicited selfie of his cock... for fuck's sake, bud, get blocked.
To the 1 guy who replied to my post with an unsolicited selfie of his cock... for fuck's sake, bud, get blocked.
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
To the 3,000-some folks following me who understand and respect basic boundaries, thank you!
To the 1 guy who replied to my post with an unsolicited selfie of his cock... for fuck's sake, bud, get blocked.
To the 1 guy who replied to my post with an unsolicited selfie of his cock... for fuck's sake, bud, get blocked.
It's cider season, y'all!
October 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It's cider season, y'all!
I didn't hear no bell!
Sauce: Chrysalisdraws
Sauce: Chrysalisdraws
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I didn't hear no bell!
Sauce: Chrysalisdraws
Sauce: Chrysalisdraws
Just gonna leave this here.
Sauce: Ajin
Sauce: Ajin
October 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just gonna leave this here.
Sauce: Ajin
Sauce: Ajin
Eh, I say rub one out and shoot for 5pm.
October 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Eh, I say rub one out and shoot for 5pm.
Restoration Update! Full thing's over on Imgur, but I'ma try to repost it all in a megathread down below: imgur.com/gallery/D3OW...
Anyhoo, this mechanism is chowdered so I'm doing some educational disassembly in the hopes of maybe un-fucking it up! Here we goooooooooo --->
Anyhoo, this mechanism is chowdered so I'm doing some educational disassembly in the hopes of maybe un-fucking it up! Here we goooooooooo --->
October 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Restoration Update! Full thing's over on Imgur, but I'ma try to repost it all in a megathread down below: imgur.com/gallery/D3OW...
Anyhoo, this mechanism is chowdered so I'm doing some educational disassembly in the hopes of maybe un-fucking it up! Here we goooooooooo --->
Anyhoo, this mechanism is chowdered so I'm doing some educational disassembly in the hopes of maybe un-fucking it up! Here we goooooooooo --->
These stretch jeans are getting ridiculous.
Sauce: Welost
Sauce: Welost
October 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
These stretch jeans are getting ridiculous.
Sauce: Welost
Sauce: Welost
"The Ride."
(Sauce: Colin Metzger)
(Sauce: Colin Metzger)
October 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
"The Ride."
(Sauce: Colin Metzger)
(Sauce: Colin Metzger)
Story has entered "Furnace Encampment" season.
October 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Story has entered "Furnace Encampment" season.
The level of self-control it's taking not to ironically link my ko-fi to this is titanic.
Loving this new non-dairy creamer.
(Artist: Zippysqrl)
Loving this new non-dairy creamer.
(Artist: Zippysqrl)
October 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The level of self-control it's taking not to ironically link my ko-fi to this is titanic.
Loving this new non-dairy creamer.
(Artist: Zippysqrl)
Loving this new non-dairy creamer.
(Artist: Zippysqrl)
I also identify as a handful.
Sauce: Zippysqrl
Sauce: Zippysqrl
October 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I also identify as a handful.
Sauce: Zippysqrl
Sauce: Zippysqrl
Who's that Pokémon?
...
It's Femboi Big Mac!
(Applecock Sauce: Irisu)
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It's Femboi Big Mac!
(Applecock Sauce: Irisu)
October 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Who's that Pokémon?
...
It's Femboi Big Mac!
(Applecock Sauce: Irisu)
...
It's Femboi Big Mac!
(Applecock Sauce: Irisu)
Good god, I've spent almost four years learning how to make dental implants and yet I cannot, for the life of me, get it to stick in my head one specific step on one specific type of implant. I'm going to start calling it my brain thorn because it's driving me up the wall!
October 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Good god, I've spent almost four years learning how to make dental implants and yet I cannot, for the life of me, get it to stick in my head one specific step on one specific type of implant. I'm going to start calling it my brain thorn because it's driving me up the wall!